Caption It! - A Squidget Picture
Apparently, Rebecca has a new look. It includes a combination of funkiness, bling, a plastic turkey, a (whatever caliber) shell casing and what appear to be an Amish hat.
I have no clue what to call this look. And since you are a creative bunch...I thought I would throw it out there for you to decide
The closest thing I can come up with is "Redneck Amish"
"Turkey lovin'couture for the Amish"
Goodwill Girl
HA! You have no idea how close to true that is for her!
I just noticed what looks like bruises on her right, upper arm. And the way they are laying, it looks like someone might have been holding her rifle wrong and it slipped. My little dork. Love her to death.
Is the turkey priced per pound or per each?
"Ma'am, with each turkey you get 1 ax and a nice tree stump to finish the job."
Her reply: "Nooooo! I can't do that to him! Look how *cute* he is! I will love him, and hug him, and pet him, and squeeze him....."
"He was fast, but I caught him ma!"
Retro-rural look just being comfortable.
Yep. That fits. One time when she was about 8 years old...she came sneaking through the house, rushing to her bedroom, holding her shirt tight against her stomach.
Her shirt was moving.
I asker her what she had under her shirt. "Nothing, mom!". She rushes into her bedroom and slams the door shut.
I walk in just in time to see her pulling her new "pet"....a grass snake...out from underneath her shirt.
Naturally, I made her take it outside and let it go IMMEDIATELY. She said: "But Mooo-ooom! Do you know how hard he was to catch? His name is Fred."
When I found out I was having a girl instead of a boy...I never thought I'd have to live through the multiple incidents like this. Surprise! lol.
Personal Fowl.