I flunked my exam...dang semester redo.
didn't do so well on the test Friday, to be honest I think theteacheris out to get me....I could have swore they were the correct answers.
Q1. In which battle did Custer die?
*his last battle
Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
*at the bottom of the page
Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
* liquid
Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
* marriage
Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
*exams
Q6. What can you never eat forbreakfast?
*Lunch & dinner
Q7. What looks like half an apple?
*The other half
Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
*It will simply become wet
Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
*No problem, he sleeps at night.
Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
*You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..
Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
*Very large hands
Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
* No time at all, the wall is already built.
Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.
oh there were a few more
1. What is a nitrate.
* Cheaper than a day rate.
2. In British history it is said upon ascending the throne the first thing Queen Elizabeth II did this.
* Sit down
3. There are 300 students in the tenth grade. Mary and mark want to find out the 10th grades favorite color.
Mary ask 30 students
Mark ask 130 students
Marks says "My conclusions will be more reliable than Mary's"
Why does Mark think he is right.
* Because Mark is a man.
4. To change centimeters to meters you_______.
* Take out centi
5. Alice places a prepared slide on her microscope, but when she looks into it she can not see anything. Suggest one reason why not.
* She is blind.
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Funny and enjoyable to read.
LOL... Good ones! I have to keep this to share!