Jesus is watching you......( not what you think )
In the middle of the night , a robber broke into a home . While going through the place with a pen light , a voice rang out and said," Jesus is watching you." the robber was startled and snapped around exclaiming who is there?
There was no answer so the robber went about his business. shortly the voice spoke again " Jesus is watching you." the robber again called out , who is there? this time the voice answered back as his light fell on a parrot , the parrot replied " Moses". the robber said who in there right mind would name a parrot Moses? the parrot replied ," the same people that would name their pit bull Jesus."
`OK thats the funny for the day .