Senior Humor OR NOT!!!
A man was sitting on a lawn chair sunning and reading, when he was startled by
a fairly late model car crashing through a hedge and coming to rest on his
lawn. He helped the elderly driver out and sat her on a lawn chair.
"My goodness" he exclaimed, "you are quite old to be driving!"
"Yes" she replied," I am old enough that I don't need a license anymore.
The last time I went to my doctor he examined me, and asked if I had a
drivers license. I told him yes and handed it to him. He took scissors out
of a drawer, cut the license into pieces and threw them in the wastebasket."
"You won't be needing this anymore," he said.
"So I thanked him and left." 
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Works for the younger ones too. A few days ago my son told his daughter (for about the twentieth time), "You're going to sit there and finish your dinner and I'm not going to tell you again." Just from the expression in her eyes, I could tell exactly what she was thinking, "Good, I was getting real tired of listening to you talk." Luckily, she was too smart to say it out loud.
Heck, don't you remember doing that with him when he was younger? I used to do that with my daughter all the time and after seeing this I'll bet the farm she was thinking the exact same thing.
My grandmother (now passed) drove her car through a police station in London. The Bobbies were really nice to her, made her a cup of tea and gave her some biscuits and waited for my uncle to come and collect her. They asked him if he thought it might be a good idea to take away her licence, to which he replied, "Sounds like a good idea. How about you try?" When they asked her for her licence in the nicest proper English way, it played something like this:
They decided to let her keep her licence.
I know the feeling. My Bride has not driven in years but guards her license jealously.
Me thinks I should have visited the ladies before I came in here. LOL!
Thank you!! I always figure that a little giggle is good for the soul! If I ever figure out just how to use all of this place there's gonna be a big band out front playing, Who'd a Thunk It! Mostly overwhelmed and it gets bigger by the day! Holy Cow
Well I think you underestimate yourself. I think you're doing really well.
Not too sure about that. I'm mostly limiting myself to a couple of areas until I get used to them. I'm not even sure when I launch something that I'm even in the right area for gosh sakes!
Khah T Khah (Catka) , if you are asking me, I have one daughter. Why do you ask?
No harm done here, for sure. She is the light of my life. Shining right beside my Bride! I do have some problems remembering that she is 48 instead of 8, though!