Think you are ready to have children? Hilarious new parent test taking mummy blogs by storm MIGHT just put you off
Most broody mothers see having a child as a wonderful gift from God but one anonymous blogger has set about putting paid to that ideal.
A candid new parent test highlighting the high and lows of motherhood is taking the internet by storm after being reposted on countless mothering blogs.
The test - 14 steps to follow before you have children - was recently posted on Mamami by Chet, who was sent the parenting test by a friend.
Chet said: 'Most people will tell you that "it" is the hardest, most rewarding, rollercoaster job you will ever have - there's no pay, you are on duty 24/7 and, at times, it seems like there are few rewards.
'Being a parent has its ups and downs. I wouldn't change my title as "mummy" for anything in the world, however when this came through my inbox from a great friend it made me laugh (a lot!)'
If you think you are ready to embrace the joys of motherhood, we have printed the 14 tests here to see if you are really up to the challenge...
Test 1: Preparation
Women: To prepare for pregnancy
1. Put on a dressing gown and stick a beanbag down the front.
2. Leave it there.
3. After 9 months remove 5% of the beans.
Men: To prepare for children
1. Go to a local chemist, tip the contents of your wallet onto the counter and tell the pharmacist to help himself
2. Go to the supermarket. Arrange to have your salary paid directly to their head office.
3. Go home. Pick up the newspaper and read it for the last time.
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These are hilarious! And so true! I wish I had tried all of that before deciding to have a child. It should be mandatory. We'd have a lot less children. We'd also have a lot less abused children I think. Because people that would abuse their kids hopefully would choose not to have kids after taking these tests.
This is a must read for anyone wanting to have children.