Douchebaggery... Warning adult language. Satire. ☺ [one of my articles from NV]
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Does someoneknow when they're being a douchebag? Or if they're always a douchebag, do they know they're known as The Douchebag? If someone surpasses douchebag status, would that make them a douche-nozzle? Some people are only douchebags when they drink. Some are only douchebags when they are sober. Some only when they're at work. Some all the time.
This goes for women too, but I guess that would classify them as a bitch. I know when I'm being a bitch. Why I'm being a bitch. IfI'm being acomplete irrational hormonal bitch or because you stabbed me in the back and now I'm a bitch because I know what you did. I always know when I'm being a bitch.
Or is douchebaggery and bitchy in different categories. Because I know that a douchebag can be a bitch too. Would that itself create the illusive douche-nozzle? Or is that just a whining dick?
A complete disaster of a human could be a clusterfuck douchebag.
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This is to have fun and be silly. Nothing serious about this article. Foul language accepted, but aimed at a specific person will not be.
Have fun!
Actually..I do have a favorite word for people who I find the lowest of the low. A fuckhardeggy. It's theoppositeof a good egg. I don't say it often, and usually under my breath. Never in print either... well unless I have to tell you my word of course. One must remain logical.
Damn, you girls cameequippedwith good words.
I think I will borrow them, too!
This reminds me of an article I did a while back titled "The Attributes of an Asshole" . I would link to it but I can't seem to locate it ...
Obviously a total amateur. I was taught (actually by a Marine Gunny) that the voice should always be kept fairly low and cold and that you should never use cuss words while chewing somebody out. He said that it had a lot more impact that way, and that, if you ever did need the cursing, it was recognized by the recipient that he had REALLY fucked up. This, by the way, was the same guy who taught me the basics of hand to hand. Hell of a nice guy, as long as you weren't in his chain of command. I had to unlearn a lot of what he taught me later, when I went through the police academy, though. It was designed to leave dead bodies on the floor and police departments tend to frown on that.
Gotta love a jar head!