LOVE MAKING TIPS FOR SENIORS
1. Wear your glasses. TO make sure your partner is actually in the bed.
2. Set timer for 3 minutes, In case you doze off in the middle.
3. Set the mood with lighting. (Turn them ALL OFF!)
4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.
5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember.
6. Use extra polygrip so your teeth don't end up under the bed.
7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act..
8. Make all the noise you want... The neighbors are deaf too. 9.
If it works, call everyone you know with the good news!!
10. Don't even think about trying it twice.
'OLD' IS WHEN... Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs And make love,' and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't do both!'
No, unfortunately I can't claim these as my own....someone far wittier....and perhaps a little older wrote them....just don't know who so will have to leave it as "he who shall not be named"
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Funny stuff!!
These are too funny!
Hey! How old do you have to be to be considered a senior? At my supermarket it's 55.... and that's not old enough to be called a senior for a 5% discount!
None of the supermarkets around here give senior discounts, but some restaurants do. At the restaurants, some require you to be 55 to be a senior.
That was too funny, but
make sure you take no doz so you don't fall asleep
LOL, oh, I wouldn't be too sure about that....