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Four bears break into cabin; drink 100 beers

  

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Via:  the-irascible-harry-krishner  •  12 years ago  •  11 comments

Four bears break into cabin; drink 100 beers

9226_discussions.jpg Photo: A black bear walks into the lobby of The Lodge at Angel Fire Resort in New Mexico (Angel Fire Resort)

A mother bear and her three cubs broke into a Norwegian cabin this week, reportedly drinking more than 100 beers, eating all the food and even knocking over a wall. "They had a hell of a party in there," owner Even Borthen Nilsen told The Local .

ABC News adds that along with the 100 beers, the family of bears also reportedly ate all of the food inside the cabin, which included chocolate spread, honey (of course) and marshmallows.

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Krishna
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link   seeder  Krishna    12 years ago

So lemme see...if 4 Bears can drink 100 beers, then how many...

Oh, never mind..I think I'll drink them all myself!

{Gets up from couch and walks into kitchen to get another cold one...}

 
 
 
Krishna
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link   seeder  Krishna    12 years ago

A black bear walks into the lobby of The Lodge at Angel Fire Resort in New Mexico

A Black Bear walks into the lobby of The Lodge at Angel Fire Resort in New Mexico. The bartender looks up and says....

 
 
 
Petey Coober
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link   Petey Coober    12 years ago

Should those cubs be drinking beer at their age ? What kind of mother is she to allow that ! I'm calling BFS [bear family sevices ] .

 
 
 
Pedro
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link   Pedro    12 years ago

Sounds about right.

 
 
 
Larry Hampton
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link   Larry Hampton    12 years ago

..."you can have whatever the hell ya want"!

..."the Black Bear convention is next week".

..."you saw the sign when you came in, no shoes, no shirt, no service"!

 
 
 
Krishna
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link   seeder  Krishna    12 years ago

A Black Bear walks into the lobby of The Lodge at Angel Fire Resort in New Mexico. The bartender looks up and says....

Please Bear with me a minute while I look to see if there are any more cold ones in the 'frig... Grin.gif

 
 
 
Larry Hampton
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link   Larry Hampton    12 years ago
 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
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link   Perrie Halpern R.A.    12 years ago

Don't laugh...

But I had a beer drinking cat. He could actually open the fridge, puncture the cans with his teeth and then lap up the beer that came spraying out of the can. He would then go about opening the kitchen cabinet and eat a whole box of Twinkies, thus his 28 lbs waist line.

I used to call him my white trash cat.... But he was the best! Oh and his name...

BudweiserE. Cat or Bud E.

 
 
 
Larry Hampton
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link   Larry Hampton    12 years ago

Don't laugh...

LOL, Too late!

:~)

Thats even better than the Budweiser dog in the old commercials!

 
 
 
Krishna
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link   seeder  Krishna    12 years ago

But I had a beer drinking cat. He could actually open the fridge, puncture the cans with his teeth and then lap up the beer that came spraying out of the can. He would then go about opening the kitchen cabinet and eat a whole box of Twinkies, thus his 28 lbs waist line.

A beer drinking cat?

Sounds like a Shaggy Dog story to me! Smile.gif

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
Professor Expert
link   Perrie Halpern R.A.    12 years ago

Honest truth. He was a one of a kind.

 
 

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