Four bears break into cabin; drink 100 beers
Category: The Lighter Side/ Humor
Via: the-irascible-harry-krishner • 12 years ago • 11 commentsPhoto: A black bear walks into the lobby of The Lodge at Angel Fire Resort in New Mexico (Angel Fire Resort)
A mother bear and her three cubs broke into a Norwegian cabin this week, reportedly drinking more than 100 beers, eating all the food and even knocking over a wall. "They had a hell of a party in there," owner Even Borthen Nilsen told The Local .
ABC News adds that along with the 100 beers, the family of bears also reportedly ate all of the food inside the cabin, which included chocolate spread, honey (of course) and marshmallows.
So lemme see...if 4 Bears can drink 100 beers, then how many...
Oh, never mind..I think I'll drink them all myself!
{Gets up from couch and walks into kitchen to get another cold one...}
A Black Bear walks into the lobby of The Lodge at Angel Fire Resort in New Mexico. The bartender looks up and says....
Should those cubs be drinking beer at their age ? What kind of mother is she to allow that ! I'm calling BFS [bear family sevices ] .
Sounds about right.
..."you can have whatever the hell ya want"!
..."the Black Bear convention is next week".
..."you saw the sign when you came in, no shoes, no shirt, no service"!
Please Bear with me a minute while I look to see if there are any more cold ones in the 'frig...
Well it's easy to see why they have foraged so far from home .
Don't laugh...
But I had a beer drinking cat. He could actually open the fridge, puncture the cans with his teeth and then lap up the beer that came spraying out of the can. He would then go about opening the kitchen cabinet and eat a whole box of Twinkies, thus his 28 lbs waist line.
I used to call him my white trash cat.... But he was the best! Oh and his name...
BudweiserE. Cat or Bud E.
LOL, Too late!
:~)
Thats even better than the Budweiser dog in the old commercials!
A beer drinking cat?
Sounds like a Shaggy Dog story to me!
Honest truth. He was a one of a kind.