I am reminded of the following anecdote : A guy is getting married . He has his GF's name [Wendy] tatooed on his "big stick" . However , when he his stick is not at "full mast" all that shows is "Wy" . Oops , that's your joke !
As tempting as that sounds [Red Stripe is some good stuff] I stay away from anything with too many calories . I need to watch my weight carefully at my advanced years .
Nah. Just socially aware. Or as i like to call it, "Not fucking blind to the real world". See, the way i see it, no two of us are the same, and no two races are the same. As long as everybody is offered the same opportunity to prove their worth, then i'm cool.
Wow... I won't be able to sleep to night just knowing that I saw your big stick, but I couldn't touch it.
It's that whole long distance thing. Everybody who enters my abode has an obligation to touch it at least once. though.
Suddenly... I'm all hot and bothered....I don't know why!
Couldnt say. Personally, i think it's no big deal. I touch it several times each day.
I am reminded of the following anecdote :
A guy is getting married . He has his GF's name [Wendy] tatooed on his "big stick" . However , when he his stick is not at "full mast" all that shows is "Wy" . Oops , that's your joke !
Yep. Did i ever tell you i was Jamaican?
No , you didn't and don't start now ... Mon . However , if you can hook me up with some Jamaican Red I will start to believe you ...
...are a joyous Jamaican.
imho
;~)
I didnt say i was all Jamaican. Just part, lol
You would have to join our beer exchange. Then, i would gladly send you some Red Stripe mon.
Jah mon.
As tempting as that sounds [Red Stripe is some good stuff] I stay away from anything with too many calories . I need to watch my weight carefully at my advanced years .
That's why it needs support, as pictured.
You know, a beer a day aint so bad for your waistline. It's six+ that really starts to show.
At least part of him anyway.
Actually I prefer having herbal tinctures . Just a little bit of booze and a lot of herbal remedy .
Sound advise.
That is optimal.
I think people are a little scared of it.
Mine is black though.
Nah. Just socially aware. Or as i like to call it, "Not fucking blind to the real world". See, the way i see it, no two of us are the same, and no two races are the same. As long as everybody is offered the same opportunity to prove their worth, then i'm cool.
Mine is black though.
Yes....yes it is.
a lot of herbal remedy .
Wait, this doesn't have anything to do with that cousin in Queens...does it?
Senator , I refuse to answer on the grounds that it might tend to incriminate me ...
I hear they dont even bother to clean it up first in the big Apple. Seeds, stems, its all good there.
If they're nice fresh seeds guess what you can do ...
What?
Oh , a wise guy huh !
No mon, I'm Jamaican mon. I tot i already told ja mon?
Jamaican ? R U sure of that ? Ve haf ways of making you talk .
Jah Mon. Now, Peter is about as white as they come, but D'Wayne....black as night.
Jamaican ? Does that make ya a reggae mon ?
I am half Jewish, so there might be some truth to that link, lol.
Maybe I am too . I had half a circumcision done ...
Now all you need is a fireplace that it can fit into. I wonder how long it would burn.
That is why i also have an axe. Sadly, no fireplace. I need one of those though.
Yes it does.
Reminds me of a cartoon.
The Mystery of Morning Wood