Advertising vs truth
Advert vs truth
OK NTers . Here is your opportunity to show off your acumen in exposing the many falsities in the adverts we are all inundated with . Your assignment is to respond in this form :
What the advert says
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What the likely truth is .
I'll start things off .
Every kiss begins with Kay
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Most kisses begin with a bottle of Bud
There ya go & let's see what you come up with . [I hope this isn't a one hit wonder ...]
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I ain't dating you. How about a good bottle of Merlot?
An entire bottle ? How drunk do you have to be for a kiss ?!
Was that an advertisement ? Sorry if I don't recognize it ... But you're right about the excessive drama in that line . Wasn't that something they would say in a 1940's movie ?
Don't leave home with your wife with it
That's enough to drive ya nuts !
Whoa ! This is an important [and practical] observation ...
I know... and I'm also sexist. Wait... can I be sexist against my own sex, LOL! No.. I'm just not PC...Actually, I dream at night that I am this guy:
I wonder what that means?
ROTFLMAO !
"I wonder what that means?"
i don't know and I'm afraid to even speculate !
Potato chips with Olestra.
Frito-Lay Study: Olestra Causes "Anal Oil Leakage"
Ewww!
Max ,
I had a feeling you might enjoy this one . I think I know the answer to your question . What do I get if I guess right ?
I think the more general point Max was making is that the more serious transgressions in advertising are not the misleading things they say but what they avoid saying at all .
C'mon Randy . Tell us how you reeeeally feel !
Wouldn't that just bring the TSA to investigate ?
*snort*
Putting on my therapist face and thoughtfully stroking my beard :
Sounds like you have a lot of hostility . How did you feel about your childhood ? How about your military service ?
Never mind that how do you feel about this ?
Yeah , neither do I . But I expect that those wimps and wimpettes who do will be afraid to comment about their overlord Zuckerberg .
Low T = low testicles ?
Good One Larry....
Hey... are you legless and armless? Just asking
RDS ,
What did Alex do that required refereeing ?
I think it is safe to say that the usual attorney would take a gimme like that anytime he can get away with that . Alex does not have a future in the legal profession .
Indeed . Actually there are many jobs that would tend to disqualify him for .