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Funny, You Don’t LOOK Jewish!

  

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Via:  buzz-of-the-orient  •  13 years ago  •  38 comments

Funny, You Don’t LOOK Jewish!

Funny, You Dont LOOK Jewish!

It isnt always easy to tell from a persons appearance what their religion is. Im not going to use as examples people who have converted from their birth religion, cause thats not fair. But I do hope to surprise you with some of these. I will certainly be giving some stereotypical examples, so God forgive me for that

Now there are celebrities whose faith would not surprise you, because they ARE (or if deceased, were) Jewish:

Woody Allen (Actor, Director)

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Carol Kane (Actress)

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Elliott Gould (Actor)

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Gilda Radner (TV personality Saturday Night Live)

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Art Garfunkel (Singer Simon and Garfunkel)

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Barbra Streisand (Singer, Actress)

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And there are celebrities whose faith would not surprise you, because they are NOT (or if deceased, were NOT) Jewish.

Robert Redford (Actor, Director)

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Marilyn Munroe (Actress) 9659_discussions.jpg

Brad Pitt (Actor)

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Meg Ryan (Actress)

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Mick Jagger (Singer Rolling Stones)

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Celine Dion (Singer)

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Then what would you guess for these celebrities?

Peter Sellers (Actor)

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Scarlett Johannson (Actress) 9665_discussions.jpg

Charlton Heston (Actor)

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Dinah Shore (Singer, Actress)

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Gregory Peck (Actor)

9668_discussions.jpg Renee Zellweger (Actress)

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Joaquin Phoenix (Actor) 9670_discussions.jpg

Lisa Bonet (Actress) 9671_discussions.jpg

Jake Gyllenhaal (Actor)

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Louise Rainer (Actress, The Good Earth)

9673_discussions.jpg Jack Lemmon (Actor)

9674_discussions.jpg Kate Hudson (Actress)

9675_discussions.jpg Jim Carrey (Actor)

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Paula Abdul (Singer, songwriter)

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Paul Muni (Actor)

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Jennifer Jason Leigh (Actress)

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Perrie Halpern R.A.
Professor Expert
link   Perrie Halpern R.A.    13 years ago

Good one Buzz,

Goes to prove you can't tell a book by it's cover!

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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link   seeder  Buzz of the Orient    13 years ago

I have to tell you it took me a couple of days of my free timeto put it together.

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
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link   Perrie Halpern R.A.    13 years ago

I love that song! Thanks Mike!

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
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link   Perrie Halpern R.A.    13 years ago

You did a really nice job. Love the pics!

 
 
 
Shel F
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link   Shel F    13 years ago

I've been asked by random people if I'm Jewish. "No. Why do you ask?"

Then they proceed to stumble over some poorly formulated answer that has more to do with the size of my nose than anything else. Then I get to make them feel bad by explaining my Native American heritage. The facial features are the one thing that hasn't diffused substantially over the generations.

People are stupid sometimes....

 
 
 
Petey Coober
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link   Petey Coober    13 years ago

Even if Charlton Heston was not Jewish before his career he automatically become one when he portrayed Moses on the screen .

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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link   seeder  Buzz of the Orient    13 years ago

I guess whatever it is is on YouTube,because I can't open it. Is it "As Time Goes By"?

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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link   seeder  Buzz of the Orient    13 years ago

You're lucky. :~)

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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link   seeder  Buzz of the Orient    13 years ago

...and Ben Hur.

 
 
 
Petey Coober
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link   Petey Coober    13 years ago

Buzz ,

You are correct . If you can tell us other sites that you can access we might be able to find a version there ...

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
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link   Perrie Halpern R.A.    13 years ago

That must be similar to the reaction I get when I tell people I worship satan.

Mike, I thought you were Satan. Ooops! You just seemed bigger than life... what can I say?

;-)

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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link   seeder  Buzz of the Orient    13 years ago

Great self-portrait Mike.

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
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link   Perrie Halpern R.A.    13 years ago

He gets his talent from his wife byosmosis.

 
 
 
Larry Hampton
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link   Larry Hampton    13 years ago

I don't know what I look like; a mutt I presume.

I was raised Christian and discovered in the last year and a half that my grandma on mom's side was actually a German Jew who left Germany after WWI and changed her identity as protection from persecution. The weird part was that at that poiint I had been blogging the cause of Zionism for a year or two.

Amazing!

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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link   seeder  Buzz of the Orient    13 years ago

According to Jewish law, your geneology indicates that you are in fact Jewish. The fact that you've been blogging the cause of Zionism for a year or two isbecausethe inherited natural Ziodine in your blood stream has taken effect.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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link   seeder  Buzz of the Orient    13 years ago

I thought osmosis was an Egyptian deity. :~)

 
 
 
Larry Hampton
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link   Larry Hampton    13 years ago

Ha, Ziodine! That's frickin' hilarious!

According to Jewish law, your geneology indicates that you are in fact Jewish.

I was kindaflummoxedby that when I first realized it. After a coupla days though I thought "Uh, ya know Larry, this really doesn't change anything". Weird how thosediscoveriesbring up such existential questions. I suppose more than anything it has strengthened my resolve.

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
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link   Perrie Halpern R.A.    13 years ago

OMG, that is just too strange. Talking about yourancestorstalking to you from the past..

 
 
 
Larry Hampton
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link   Larry Hampton    13 years ago

Grandma dies years ago and nobody knew until the lastsurvivingbrother died; he hadGrandma'sdiary...all of the children (my mom and aunts and uncles) were absolutely blown away.

 
 
 
Krishna
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link   Krishna    12 years ago

"Abdul" sounded to me like an Arab name so I checked. It is indeed.

It turns out that her father is Syrian -- now "Syrian-American". Both of her parents are Jewish.

 
 
 
Krishna
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link   Krishna    12 years ago

Here are some interesting pictures-- these are all soldiers in the IDF:

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Perrie Halpern R.A.
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link   Perrie Halpern R.A.    12 years ago

Your not kidding when you say... don't look Jewish!

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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link   seeder  Buzz of the Orient    12 years ago

Other than Krishna, didn't anybody want to guess who was Jewish and who wasn't? The Paula Abdul one floored me when I saw it, but then so did Lisa Bonet and Jennifer Jason Leigh. Sure, I added Charleton Heston and Renee Zellweger because they had played Jews on film, and Gregory Peck had pretended to be a Jew on Gentlemen's Agreement although none of them are Jewish. Of course Jim Carrey and Jack Lemmon are not. Kate Hudson's mother is Goldie Hawn who most people know is Jewish. I hadn't known the Gyllenhaals or Joaqin Phoenix were Jewish, but I think many people knew Peter Sellers and Dinah Shore were. Scarlett Johanssen is a perfect example of someone who doesn't Jewish, but is. Louise Ranierand Paul Muni arefrom a different generation so I thought most people wouldn't know they were Jewish.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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link   seeder  Buzz of the Orient    12 years ago

Krishna, I can't open a lot of your photos for some reason, but no matter. The paratroopers are no surprise as they would be Yemenites or Somalians, as would be the other blacks you posted. The pretty young girl saluting could have been Jewish or not IMO.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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link   seeder  Buzz of the Orient    12 years ago

"A couple of those dames are quite fetching!"

I thought so too.

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
Professor Expert
link   Perrie Halpern R.A.    12 years ago

Buzz,

They could also be Ethiopians or Falashas.

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
Professor Expert
link   Perrie Halpern R.A.    12 years ago

Hey, the guys were not bad either. I like a calender idea! Two of them for each sex.

 
 
 
Krishna
Professor Expert
link   Krishna    12 years ago

Actually people in two of the pictures may not look Jewish because..they are not Jewish! The men around the Christmas tree are Arab Christians celebrating Christmas. The woman in the very

 
 
 
Krishna
Professor Expert
link   Krishna    12 years ago

The woman in the very

Somehow that cut off-- the woman in the very last picture is also an Arab christian.

 
 
 
Krishna
Professor Expert
link   Krishna    12 years ago

I think almost all of the "blacks" in these pictures are Ethiopian or Falashas (all Jews).The one exception is the man in the next to the last picture-- I think he might actually be a Bedouin Arab.

There are a small number of Somalis, Eritreans, Darfur, etc and others from that area who entered Israel illegally-- they are not Jewish, many are Muslims. I don't think any are in the IDf yet.

 
 
 
Krishna
Professor Expert
link   Krishna    12 years ago

Buzz-- this is a test. Can you see this picture:

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How about this one?

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My guess would be that you can not open the first one, but can see the second one.

(And everyone else-- my guess would be that you could see both )

What do people think?

 
 
 
Larry Hampton
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link   Larry Hampton    12 years ago

Interesting test; did you post them differently krishna? Can you post videos differently too?

 
 

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