Holy toast! The Jesus toasters that are flying off the shelves this Christmas
Category: The Lighter Side/ Humor
Via: the-irascible-harry-krishner • 13 years ago • 8 commentsCould it be the ultimate Christmas gift - a toaster that burns an image of Jesus into your daily bread?
A Danville, Vermont-based company began selling them 18 months ago and orders are really picking up.
Galen Diveley, founder and president of the company Burnt Impressions, says in the run-up to Christmas he has been selling 50 to 100 a day.
Actually they should make one with a dial where you can choose your miracle-- imgaes of not only Jesus, but also Mohammed, Moses, Buddha, Ron Paul, etc.
Holy smokes!
This is going on youtube; "my toast looks just like Jesus this morning"!
Wait... If you eat it, and your a woman, isn't that unholy?
This makes me nostalgic...I miss the good old days!
(Things were so much simpler back then)
Unholy?
No different than choosing to eat the chocolate bunny's butt first, I suppose.
That's tasty!
Eating a piece of toast with Jesus on it, gives new meaning to "Body of Christ"...
Now that I am thinking about it... kind of kinky.
Ah, Betty Page!