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Husband and Wife Argument - Funny Siri Commercial! Parody! (NSFW Language)

  

Category:  The Lighter Side/ Humor

Via:  the-irascible-harry-krishner  •  13 years ago  •  28 comments

Husband and Wife Argument -  Funny Siri Commercial!  Parody! (NSFW Language)

Note- - The Original link to embedded "Siri Breaks Up Marriage" video no longer works. Use this link instead.

Related article & discussion on The Newstalkers (3/27/2013): Speech Recognition Technology -- The New Mouse For The Digital Age (Stock buy: NUAN?)




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Krishna
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link   seeder  Krishna    13 years ago

These things can break up a marriage-- very destructive!

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
Professor Expert
link   Perrie Halpern R.A.    13 years ago

Hey, for real, my daughters asked her "Where could the hide a body?" and she replied "Do you want a swamp, woods, beach or junk yard?" Mine didn't want to help with that job. She just kept saying "Sorry, I don't like that." I think my girls own an evil Siri.

 
 
 
Larry Hampton
Professor Quiet
link   Larry Hampton    13 years ago

"Send my wife directions to hell!"

Jeesh that was great!

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
Professor Expert
link   Perrie Halpern R.A.    13 years ago

Larry,

Siri Will!!!! Ya gotta try her out...

Wait, that sounds dirty.

 
 
 
Larry Hampton
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link   Larry Hampton    13 years ago

Yeah, I don't know...

...I can see that "smart phone" making some really dumb choices if I let it; I mean GPS is bad enough!

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
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link   Perrie Halpern R.A.    13 years ago

Oh Larry,

GPS is a wonderful parental tool. Thegirlssaid that they were at a friends house, and we found out that they were at the beach. You just can't imagine the look on their faces when we asked them how the beach was!!!

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
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link   Perrie Halpern R.A.    13 years ago

I'm sure there is an app for that.

 
 
 
Krishna
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link   seeder  Krishna    13 years ago

"Search Engine Candy"

Heh :-)

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
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link   Perrie Halpern R.A.    13 years ago

Wait.. am Isupposeto search for 'Engine Candy" or do the search "Search Engine Candy"?

 
 
 
Krishna
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link   seeder  Krishna    13 years ago

No--- this article is like candy for search engines (that means it attracts search engines).

The phrase "search engine candy" was popular a while back-- I don't know if its still in use. it means something that bring a lot of "hits' from around the 'net.

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
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link   Perrie Halpern R.A.    13 years ago

Holy Crap Batman...

I hadn't noticed! 254 hits!

Now I get it!

 
 
 
Krishna
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link   seeder  Krishna    13 years ago

Just checked-- its now got 398 hits

(The other one to watch is Mike L's one re: the Cheetah Strippers story. Both this one and that one have now gone viral on the 'net.)

 
 
 
Krishna
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link   seeder  Krishna    13 years ago

Now 451...

 
 
 
Krishna
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link   seeder  Krishna    13 years ago

808

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
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link   Perrie Halpern R.A.    13 years ago

That is totally amazing...

What is also amazing is what that damn phone says to me. She scolded me for getting mad at her. She said that I can't be angry with her, because she's a program. I swear she takes an attitude with me!

BTW, anyone who has one, ask her "where to get rid of a body".

 
 
 
Krishna
Professor Expert
link   seeder  Krishna    13 years ago

You should ask her how to punish a Siri when she misbehaves!

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
Professor Expert
link   Perrie Halpern R.A.    13 years ago

I got really pissed at her today! She just kept repeating herself to me. I think I got a mentallyhandicappedSiri!

 
 
 
Petey Coober
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link   Petey Coober    13 years ago

Perrie ,

Don't you know how to punish a Siri ? It's really easy ...

 
 
 
Krishna
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link   seeder  Krishna    13 years ago

923

 
 
 
Krishna
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link   seeder  Krishna    12 years ago

Slowing down ...Tuesday afternoon only 990.

 
 
 
Krishna
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link   seeder  Krishna    12 years ago

Holy Crap Batman...

I hadn't noticed! 254 hits!

This post has now exceeded 1000 views!

Yay!!! :^)

 
 
 
Krishna
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link   seeder  Krishna    12 years ago

1063 tonight--its really slowing down.

 
 
 
Krishna
Professor Expert
link   seeder  Krishna    12 years ago

1100+

. . . heh :)

 
 
 
Krishna
Professor Expert
link   seeder  Krishna    12 years ago

What is also amazing is what that damn phone says to me. She scolded me for getting mad at her. She said that I can't be angry with her, because she's a program. I swear she takes an attitude with me!

BTW, anyone who has one, ask her "where to get rid of a body"

Well-- someone is happy with Siri-- here's the chart of Apple stock price.

 
 
 
Krishna
Professor Expert
link   seeder  Krishna    11 years ago

Finally-- it looks like Nuance's speech recognition may be getting some recognition after all: Speech Recognition Technology -- The New Mouse For The Digital Age (Stock buy: NUAN?)

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Krishna
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link   seeder  Krishna    11 years ago

Holey-moley! This article has now had 2175 views....

 
 
 
Petey Coober
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link   Petey Coober    11 years ago

If I had to guess I would think it was your NSFW tag ...

 
 

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