Some really bad puns
1. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank-proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too
2. Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils.
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Wow , what a surprise . Science & math jokes [5 to 7] . I wasn't expecting that !
The rest of them were real groaners but its not like you didn't warn us ....
There was a housepainter who constantly ripped off his customers by diluting the paint with water, but charged full price for the job. After a while, he began to feel guilty about his exploits, so he prayed to G-d for guidance. After about a week of praying, he got no answer, so he began to implore the Lord to answer him. Suddenly, the voice of G-d came from above with the answer to his pleadings.
And G-d said, "Repaint, repaint. And thin no more!!"
Good One Jon!
A rope who sees a sign in a bar prohibiting ropes from entering the bar, decides to give it a go. He take the top of himself and makes a knot. The he frayed the top and parted it down the middle. He then walked into the bar and sat down on a stool. The bartender takes a look at him with a suspicious eye and says, "Hey, aren't you a rope?" To which the rope replied, "Nope, I'm afraid not"
I think the proper way to kill off these bad puns is to put the thread into the
columnist's list . That is where all formerly successful threads go to die ...
oy.
You should be sent to the punitentiary for that one.
In my defense I would like to point out that this thread has been remarkably
unsuccessful . My thinking is that this thread is the exception to the thread graveyard .
I beg to differ. It's had 14 views and 7 comments. I've written things that have seen less action....
Chinese fortune cookie says, he who flies upside down had crack up!
Man who fart in church, sit in own pew.
"I beg to differ."
But you agree that the columnist's list is the thread graveyard ?
Man who keep hands in pockets, feel cocky all day.
Well, maybe it belongs there... but it lives on!
Ewww! LOL!
Talk for your self Buddy. I seem to be missing the device.
OK . Then it needs to be aged a bit before it is sent to "G-d's waiting room" .
Good one, Jonathan P!
There used to be a lot of "An atom walks into a bar" type of jokes. If I find them I'll post them.
OK-- here's one of the first hits:
Rich must be having anorgasm. LOL!
C'mon-- you can do better than that. That one really stinks!