Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
| Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? Douglas Adams: Forty-two. Mohammed Aldouri (Iraqi ambassador): The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We don't even have a chicken. Aristotle: To actualize its potential. Buddha: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature. George W. Bush: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here. |
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A real "oldie"
LOL!
:~)
There is no proof that it did cross the road. I think someone stole it. I wonder who???
Rene Magritte:Ce n'est pasun poulet.
I wonder what Hegel would have to say about this ?
He would say:
The actual answer revealed here ...
Some of the jokes here are really fowl!
The chicken and the road are not onlyseparateentities, the reality of the experience of the chicken crossing the road, is an entity of value, that also must be considered. Without the crossing, there would be no road or chicken.
Perrie ,
The only void is on the bottom of the page where no one ever goes [spooky music plays].
How about I replace the daily news item with your announcement ? At least there is an edit button for that .
There ya go.