Giant Noah’s Ark Attraction In Kentucky Features Caged Dinosaurs!
It’s like the ‘Flintstones,’ except on a big boat.
The new Ark Encounter tourist attraction in Kentucky wants you to think that dinosaurs were practically pets just a few thousand years ago.
While scientists agree that dinosaurs died out some 65 million years ago during the K-T mass extinction , Ark Encounter creator Ken Ham believes the planet is only around 6,000 years old. Thus, man and dinosaurs lived together... maybe like in the Flintstones .
The Noah’s Ark he built in Williamstown features exhibits showing dinosaurs peacefully living in cages aboard the ship:
Ark Encounter creator Ken Ham believes the planet is only around 6,000 years old.
I believe Trump still hasn't decided on a Vice-Presidential running mate.
I hope he considers this guy-- it would be a great match.
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk...
What I wanna know is, since Noah saved a bunch dinosaurs, where did they go? Did they not survive the boat ride; or, were they too hard to resist with BBQ sauce, once they reached dry land?
I'm not sure where they are now,
One theory is that Trump bought them all (although true to form he never fully paid for them-- the seller is still trying to collect).
Supposedly he had a huge underground vault built buried deep under Trump Tower. He thinks he'll be elected-- and then he will release them! (They are trained to attack any Muslim, Hispanic, Jew, Black, gay... or any women using birth control or even thinking abut it, or anyone who opposes convicted felons or mentally ill people from exercising their Constitutionally guaranteed rights to buy (& use) weapons of war.
Or even-- anyone who looks like any of those people as the Dinosaurs have poor eyesight (due in part to months of inbreeding in the Trump Tower basement!
What makes you say that dinosaurs don't still exist today ?!
LOL-- good one!