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I Quit NewsTalkers - Confessions Of A Redman

  

Category:  The Lighter Side/ Humor

Via:  kavika  •  8 years ago  •  39 comments

I Quit NewsTalkers - Confessions Of A Redman

It is with some regret that I tender my resignation to NT. After all I'm paid by management to incite, provoke and generally be a giant pain in the ass to other members. Quite successfully, I might add.

Sadly this will be coming to an end. I have chosen not to renew my contract with NT. The reasons are many, but include the following.

1. Members and staff making fun of weenies. Being the owner of a weenie dog, this is unforgivable.

2. Politics, ugh the front page is filled with bullshit articles regarding the election. Being an anarchist this is very disturbing to me.

3. The photos that I post are not being given the attention that they deserve. It's like ignoring Ansel Adams photography.

These are very valid reasons, and those of you with insight can see where I'm coming from on these topics.

Additionally, there have been a couple of articles from members quitting NT. They seems to get sympathy and demands for them to remain members of NT. I know that sympathy is between shit and syphilis in the dictionary, but I still want some of it, shit or not.

So, I'm looking for the sympathy vote, with members begging me to stay as a pain in the ass member of NT. (a title which I hold dearly)

Sooooooo, those couple of you that want me to stay on board, voice your support. Those of you that are happy to see me leave, All I can say is ''stifle yourself.'' (Archie Bunker would be proud.)

I'm not easy, but I can and will change my mind if only one sympathy vote is registered. (it's a guys prerogative)

The decision is yours, I shall abide by your decision. (not really)


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Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika     8 years ago

I'm standing my ground.

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
Professor Expert
link   Perrie Halpern R.A.    8 years ago

LMAO... you just make me want to post a video... like you are begging for it. So I'll give you both

and a weiner dog

 

 
 
 
Dowser
Sophomore Quiet
link   Dowser    8 years ago

320

 

I thought, as an anarchist, you could appreciate this!  Please don't leave!

I'm asking you to stay!  Big hugs

Please give Wiki, Annie, and Red my love!

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika   replied to  Dowser   8 years ago

That surly is Wiki the Anarchrist, Dowser.

LMAO

 
 
 
TTGA
Professor Silent
link   TTGA    8 years ago

So, does the party start when you're gone?  Should I be stocking up on liquor and pizzas?

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
link   Buzz of the Orient  replied to  TTGA   8 years ago

No, not pizza. Make him sorry he left. Get frybread and winnebagels for the party - actually he might come back if you do. LOL

 
 
 
TTGA
Professor Silent
link   TTGA  replied to  Buzz of the Orient   8 years ago

Actually, I was thinking that Buffalo Wings might be more appropriate.

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika   replied to  TTGA   8 years ago

OK you two....Let's get something straight. Chief Chef Boiling Water Goldstein, Chief Chef of the world famous, Jay's Diner is be serving two of his specials...Frizza (Italian/Ojibwe pizza) and Kosher Winnebagels (Jewish/Ojibwe bagels) Cream cheese is optional as are locks (Master Locks)....

Scraps go to the Rez Dogs, and you don't want to be late or stingy with them.

snarlingwolf_000.jpg

 
 
 
TTGA
Professor Silent
link   TTGA  replied to  Kavika   8 years ago

Scraps go to the Rez Dogs, and you don't want to be late or stingy with them.

HA and HA again.  I'm as good a predator as they are and I too have spent some time in the Far East.  They just resemble lunch to me (with Nouc Mam sauce, of course).  I'll just give them to Goldstein, he knows how to cook them properly.  After all, that's the standard Blue Plate lunch special at Jays (Rez Dog basted with Sulphuric Acid)

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika   replied to  TTGA   8 years ago

Good luck with that ttga...Rez dogs ain't nothing like dogs in the far east...When it's 110 degrees out side, the rez dog goes into a sweat lodge and comes out sayin' now that was refreshing.

Being a predator doesn't involve using weapons, you have to go mano on dog with them...LOL...

 

 
 
 
Nona62
Professor Silent
link   Nona62  replied to  Buzz of the Orient   8 years ago

Serve FRIZZA and he will stay for sure!!!!

 
 
 
ArkansasHermit
Freshman Silent
link   ArkansasHermit    8 years ago
 
Baby come back, any kind of fool could see
There was something in everything about you
Baby come back, you can blame it all on me
I was wrong, and I just can't live without you!


 
 
 
 
Arch-Man
Freshman Silent
link   Arch-Man    8 years ago

Don't make me send the muscle!

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika   replied to  Arch-Man   8 years ago

lecons-blog-professionnel-de-niro-redacplug.jpg

 
 
 
PJ
Masters Quiet
link   PJ    8 years ago

 
 
 
sixpick
Professor Quiet
link   sixpick    8 years ago

Look What You'll Be Missing!!!!!!!

 
 
 
1stwarrior
Professor Participates
link   1stwarrior  replied to  sixpick   8 years ago

Wonder how she synchronized those two fat containers to move so well - effortlessly?????

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika   replied to  1stwarrior   8 years ago

She is sure ''in balance''....Laugh

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika   replied to  Kavika   8 years ago

A little Pow Wow Hip Hop

 
 
 
1stwarrior
Professor Participates
link   1stwarrior  replied to  Kavika   8 years ago

Interesting musical interpretation there, eh?laughing dude laughing dude

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika   replied to  1stwarrior   8 years ago

I was especially interested in the foot work. winking

 

 
 
 
1stwarrior
Professor Participates
link   1stwarrior    8 years ago

If you leave, can I have your hair????

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika   replied to  1stwarrior   8 years ago

LMAO, I just got my quarterly hair cut yesterday. 3 inches cut off...Damn I should have saved the cutting for you 1st.Laugh

 
 
 
Enoch
Masters Quiet
link   Enoch    8 years ago

Dear Friend Kavika: If you leave, who will keep me focused on what I

Write well and often. Expressing yourself is important for

Humanity, oh the humanity of it. A

Bloated Nazi gasbag. Who brought Rush Limbaugh into this Conversation? Words

are good. Grammar is gooder. As William Howard Taft once said

When addressing for formal occasions, remember this: You can never go wrong

With stream of consciousness prose, there are those who point

Out out damed

Spotify is a odd name. So

Is it to be or not to

Bee stings hurt. That is why I never use honey as a

Sunscreens make terrible toothpaste.

Stay good friend. Its only logical.

Enoch, feasting on the Goat in a Float dessert at Jay's Diner and Irrational Emporium.

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika   replied to  Enoch   8 years ago

LOL, that was a stream, but I'm not sure what type of stream it was niijii...Laugh

 
 
 
Enoch
Masters Quiet
link   Enoch  replied to  Kavika   8 years ago

Dear Fr4eine to Stay Kavika: All I can offer by way of illumination is that decades ago when a leveraged buy out cost many of us our jobs some got a golden parachute. Me I got a golden shower!  

Streaming with the best of them, Enoch.

 
 
 
Dowser
Sophomore Quiet
link   Dowser  replied to  Enoch   8 years ago

While sunscreens DO make terrible toothpaste, Preparation H is worse...  And YES, I know from personal experience...

 
 
 
sixpick
Professor Quiet
link   sixpick  replied to  Dowser   8 years ago

Try Vick's Vapor Rub next time.  I haven't tried it, but they say it will cure hemorrhoids.  Kind of like the cat that runs out of gas.

 
 
 
Dowser
Sophomore Quiet
link   Dowser  replied to  sixpick   8 years ago

Fortunately, this was years ago, and I can't imagine putting Vick's vapo-rub on a spot like that!  I use it as chap stick, though...

 
 

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