I Quit NewsTalkers - Confessions Of A Redman
It is with some regret that I tender my resignation to NT. After all I'm paid by management to incite, provoke and generally be a giant pain in the ass to other members. Quite successfully, I might add.
Sadly this will be coming to an end. I have chosen not to renew my contract with NT. The reasons are many, but include the following.
1. Members and staff making fun of weenies. Being the owner of a weenie dog, this is unforgivable.
2. Politics, ugh the front page is filled with bullshit articles regarding the election. Being an anarchist this is very disturbing to me.
3. The photos that I post are not being given the attention that they deserve. It's like ignoring Ansel Adams photography.
These are very valid reasons, and those of you with insight can see where I'm coming from on these topics.
Additionally, there have been a couple of articles from members quitting NT. They seems to get sympathy and demands for them to remain members of NT. I know that sympathy is between shit and syphilis in the dictionary, but I still want some of it, shit or not.
So, I'm looking for the sympathy vote, with members begging me to stay as a pain in the ass member of NT. (a title which I hold dearly)
Sooooooo, those couple of you that want me to stay on board, voice your support. Those of you that are happy to see me leave, All I can say is ''stifle yourself.'' (Archie Bunker would be proud.)
I'm not easy, but I can and will change my mind if only one sympathy vote is registered. (it's a guys prerogative)
The decision is yours, I shall abide by your decision. (not really)
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I'm standing my ground.
LMAO... you just make me want to post a video... like you are begging for it. So I'll give you both
and a weiner dog
I thought, as an anarchist, you could appreciate this! Please don't leave!
I'm asking you to stay!
Please give Wiki, Annie, and Red my love!
That surly is Wiki the Anarchrist, Dowser.
LMAO
So, does the party start when you're gone? Should I be stocking up on liquor and pizzas?
No, not pizza. Make him sorry he left. Get frybread and winnebagels for the party - actually he might come back if you do. LOL
Actually, I was thinking that Buffalo Wings might be more appropriate.
OK you two....Let's get something straight. Chief Chef Boiling Water Goldstein, Chief Chef of the world famous, Jay's Diner is be serving two of his specials...Frizza (Italian/Ojibwe pizza) and Kosher Winnebagels (Jewish/Ojibwe bagels) Cream cheese is optional as are locks (Master Locks)....
Scraps go to the Rez Dogs, and you don't want to be late or stingy with them.
Scraps go to the Rez Dogs, and you don't want to be late or stingy with them.
HA and HA again. I'm as good a predator as they are and I too have spent some time in the Far East. They just resemble lunch to me (with Nouc Mam sauce, of course). I'll just give them to Goldstein, he knows how to cook them properly. After all, that's the standard Blue Plate lunch special at Jays (Rez Dog basted with Sulphuric Acid)
Good luck with that ttga...Rez dogs ain't nothing like dogs in the far east...When it's 110 degrees out side, the rez dog goes into a sweat lodge and comes out sayin' now that was refreshing.
Being a predator doesn't involve using weapons, you have to go mano on dog with them...LOL...
Serve FRIZZA and he will stay for sure!!!!
There was something in everything about you
Baby come back, you can blame it all on me
I was wrong, and I just can't live without you!
Don't make me send the muscle!
Look What You'll Be Missing!!!!!!!
Wonder how she synchronized those two fat containers to move so well - effortlessly?????
She is sure ''in balance''....
A little Pow Wow Hip Hop
Interesting musical interpretation there, eh?
I was especially interested in the foot work.
If you leave, can I have your hair????
LMAO, I just got my quarterly hair cut yesterday. 3 inches cut off...Damn I should have saved the cutting for you 1st.
Dear Friend Kavika: If you leave, who will keep me focused on what I
Write well and often. Expressing yourself is important for
Humanity, oh the humanity of it. A
Bloated Nazi gasbag. Who brought Rush Limbaugh into this Conversation? Words
are good. Grammar is gooder. As William Howard Taft once said
When addressing for formal occasions, remember this: You can never go wrong
With stream of consciousness prose, there are those who point
Out out damed
Spotify is a odd name. So
Is it to be or not to
Bee stings hurt. That is why I never use honey as a
Sunscreens make terrible toothpaste.
Stay good friend. Its only logical.
Enoch, feasting on the Goat in a Float dessert at Jay's Diner and Irrational Emporium.
LOL, that was a stream, but I'm not sure what type of stream it was niijii...
Dear Fr4eine to Stay Kavika: All I can offer by way of illumination is that decades ago when a leveraged buy out cost many of us our jobs some got a golden parachute. Me I got a golden shower!
Streaming with the best of them, Enoch.
While sunscreens DO make terrible toothpaste, Preparation H is worse... And YES, I know from personal experience...
Try Vick's Vapor Rub next time. I haven't tried it, but they say it will cure hemorrhoids. Kind of like the cat that runs out of gas.
Fortunately, this was years ago, and I can't imagine putting Vick's vapo-rub on a spot like that! I use it as chap stick, though...