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Clinton Debunks Rumors About Health By Telling Audience Exact Day She Will Die

  

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Via:  kavika  •  8 years ago  •  14 comments

Clinton Debunks Rumors About Health By Telling Audience Exact Day She Will Die

PENSACOLA, FL—Addressing recent allegations that she is physically unfit to serve in the Oval Office, Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton, 68, debunked rumors about her health Monday by telling the audience at a campaign rally the exact day she will die. “To those who say I’m not able-bodied enough to be president, let me respond: I will die on January 23, 2041,” said Clinton, who then further discredited those questioning her strength and wellness by confirming she will pass away early that morning, and that the cause of death will be congestive heart failure related to her advanced age. “I will die surrounded by my loved ones, who will then mourn me for an appropriate length of time. But this won’t happen anytime soon; it will happen in 8,913 days.” Clinton then went on to reveal to the cheering crowd that her body would lie in state at the Capitol rotunda for 45 hours for public viewing and tributes before the nation honors her with a state funeral service at the Washington National Cathedral.

 


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Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika     8 years ago

Breaking News, reports say that Trump is already brain dead.

 
 
 
JohnRussell
Professor Principal
link   JohnRussell  replied to  Kavika   8 years ago

That is not breaking news Kavika, lol. Happy

 
 
 
Dowser
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link   Dowser    8 years ago

I can tell you exactly when each of us will die...  Yeah, I'm prescient.

The day God decides it is time.

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika   replied to  Dowser   8 years ago

Dowser, when I was told that I couldn't take it with me, I decided not to go...Laugh

 
 
 
Dowser
Sophomore Quiet
link   Dowser  replied to  Kavika   8 years ago

Exactly.  I've decided to never go...  Maybe I need to do a good housecleaning, instead...  winking

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika   replied to  Dowser   8 years ago

LOL, housecleaning is always a good thing to do Dowser.

 
 

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