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Painting Hillary with Bob Ross

  

Category:  Photography & Art

Via:  dean-moriarty  •  8 years ago  •  6 comments

Painting Hillary with Bob Ross

A little break from politics to enjoy the art of painting. 


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Dean Moriarty
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link   seeder  Dean Moriarty    8 years ago

Some helpful tips on how to paint a more realistic Hillary. 

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
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link   Perrie Halpern R.A.    8 years ago

I was worried he would forget about the happy trees! 

 
 
 
A. Macarthur
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link   A. Macarthur    8 years ago

Happy Trees aside, don't forget the most widely used color in the paintings of the latter-day, Bob Ross æ

WHITE SUPREMACIST!

And let us not forget the BROAD BRUSH with which Bob and his followers like to paint their subjects.

And when it comes to political subjects, Bob's ABSTRACT SUPPRESSIONISTS LIKE THE MUTED COLORED*.

*(No, it's not a typo)

And finally, REALISM is prohibited in this Bob's studio.

 
 
 
A. Macarthur
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link   A. Macarthur    8 years ago

Oh, almost forgot … remember "PAINT BY NUMBERS"?

Bob invented a derivative of that phenomenon for his fans …

"PAINT BY DUMB-ERS."**

** The concept eventually failed as so many in the classes became frustrated with trying to remove paint stains from the white smock-robes. Not to mention trying to find the canvas through the eye-holes.

 
 
 
A. Macarthur
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link   A. Macarthur    8 years ago

Note how much funnier and more effectively scathing I am than the video.

'Course, I admit, my targets are so much more easily ridicule-worthy.

 
 

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