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Features Of The Obama Presidential Library - The Onion

  

Category:  The Lighter Side/ Humor

Via:  feronia  •  9 years ago  •  29 comments

Features Of The Obama Presidential Library - The Onion

Barack Obama announced Tuesday that his presidential library will be built on the South Side of Chicago, with construction on the ambitious project due for completion by 2020 or 2021. Here are some features the new library will contain:

  • Interactive NSA exhibit allows visitors to browse recordings of own phone calls
  • Laptop displaying authentic original HealthCare.gov error page from launch on October 1, 2013
  • White House press secretary Josh Earnest on hand to deflect visitors questions about any of the exhibits
  • Aging simulator that enables visitors to see how eight years as commander-in-chief would ravage their own features
  • Onsite cafeteria, Axelrods
  • Timeline of librarys construction explaining how builders inherited poor foundation, materials from previous lot
  • Dinosaurs: From Dawn To Dusk exhibit that explores the presidents theories on why dinosaurs became extinct
  • Audio tour that includes 180-minute defense of legal justifications for intervening in Libya without congressional approval
  • Taxidermied body of Bo Obama
  • First draft of 2004 DNC speech titled Hoping Is A Good Thing For All Of The People
  • Short documentary film featuring Obama forlornly looking at the camera and mouthing I tried for 10 minutes

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Dean Moriarty
Professor Quiet
link   Dean Moriarty    9 years ago

I hear they're talking about moving the national debt clock from NYC into the new library.

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   Kavika     9 years ago

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And so big they needed to built it in Tejas. Smile.gif

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   Kavika     9 years ago

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Dean Moriarty
Professor Quiet
link   Dean Moriarty    9 years ago

Because it is a library and they want to keep it a quiet as possible they will be encouraging the use of hand signs to keep the noise down.

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sixpick
Professor Quiet
link   sixpick    9 years ago

1649_discussions.jpg?width=721 Prayer Room: One for each year he was president.

 
 
 
Petey Coober
Freshman Silent
link   Petey Coober    9 years ago

I didn't see anything about unsealing Bam's academic record , the one in which he failed econ101 [several times ?] ... allegedly

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   Kavika     9 years ago

Republicans have the answer.

Nixon - I'm not a crook

Agnew - I am

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Petey Coober
Freshman Silent
link   Petey Coober    9 years ago

What does that have to do with incompetence in office? Obamacare demonstrates economic incompetence more with each passing year .

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   Kavika     9 years ago

''What does that have to do with incompetence in office ?''

Nothing at all Petey. Just reminds everyone what a couple of crooked Republicans look like. Oh yeah, one was president and one was vice president. A tofer.

Is that a problem?

 
 
 
Petey Coober
Freshman Silent
link   Petey Coober    9 years ago

So which is worse : incompetence or illegalities ?

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   Kavika     9 years ago

Gee that's a tough one Petey.

Incompetence, that is your opinion.

illegalities, seems that trumps your opinion.

 
 
 
Petey Coober
Freshman Silent
link   Petey Coober    9 years ago

Illegalities get dealt with by the law as soon as they're discovered by the authorities . Incompetence is the "gift" that keeps on giving .

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   Kavika     9 years ago

Than both Tricky Dick and Spiro qualify on both counts.

 
 
 
Petey Coober
Freshman Silent
link   Petey Coober    9 years ago

Yawn ... they've both been out of office for a long time . But have fun beating a dead horse . By contrast the incompetent incumbent is still submitting substandard legislation ...

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   Kavika     9 years ago

Not beating a dead horse at all, it's simply pointing out that the republicans have produced the all time losers for the white house.

History is really cool.

Once again Petey, the incompetent view, is your opinion. The reality of it is, that Obama and Biden are in the White House,while Nixon and Agnew are well, a black spot in history.

 
 
 
sixpick
Professor Quiet
link   sixpick    9 years ago
 
 
 
Dean Moriarty
Professor Quiet
link   Dean Moriarty    9 years ago

Maybe John will donate his collection of tweeter feeds.Grin.gif

 
 

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