"Hookers" on Social Media - Is there a Proper Time & Place?

"Hookers" on Social Media - Is there a Proper Time & Place?
By:   eat-the-press-do-not-read-it
Created:   3 months ago
Comments:   21

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Is there something on my face?

Every day I get a friend's request from an attractive, nearly nude woman.

They all seem to say the same thing, "I am ready to lick you"!
"Lick me?" Why would an attractive, nearly nude woman who can't afford to buy a bra that keeps her "knockers" from falling out want to "lick me".

I say to Mark Zuckerberg, "To Hell with fixing the Russian Hackers, shut down all the prostitution sites!"

Not that I am against prostitution, I am not. It has its place, just not on my computer. My grandchildren, age 10 and nine, use it more than I do.

I don't want them to get the idea that, "Poppa, is just like Trump. White Trash"! You don't believe me, I can prove it.

"The brothers got some rope," as every honest biologist will tell you!

Right now my "Jonson" is down the street, around the corner at the local gas station, making a booty call on a pay phone.
Some of you should be getting a call soon.

Please, help my cause by sending "Money, Honey" to me, not to your "Hooker"! Many of them have diseases, like Trump.

It is my elevated believe that "Hookers should have their own page, rated XXX, and, established as a "Closed Group", opened with a "Play with a Prepaid Card Number"!

It is the perfect way for FACEBOOK to make up legally the lost revenue from "selling" its user identity and personal information.

Prostitution has been with us since time immemorial and is a thriving business opportunity for smart guys like Mark Z.

Just a thought! Don't get your panties in a knot.JKR PROFILE PHOTO KEY WEST.jpg

You don't believe me, I can prove it.

"The brothers got some rope," as every honest biologist will tell you!

Right now my "Jonson" is down the street, around the corner at the local gas station, making a booty call on a pay phone.
Some of you should be getting a call soon.

Please, help my cause by sending "Money, Honey" to me, not to your "Hooker"! Many of them have diseases, like Trump.

It is my elevated believe that "Hookers should have their own page, rated XXX, and, established as a "Closed Group", opened with a "Play with a Prepaid Card Number"!

It is the perfect way for FACEBOOK to make up legally the lost revenue from "selling" its user identity and personal information.

Prostitution has been with us since time immemorial and is a thriving business opportunity for smart guys like Mark Z.

Just a thought! Don't get your panties in a knot.

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Eat The Press Do Not Read It
1  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    3 months ago

Do get these daily unsolicited requests to "friend" complete strangers who are nearly nude, as I do?

To be honest, it is mostly on FACEBOOK, on my Filthy McNasty site, titled, "John K. Roberts (Little Johnnie Jump Up).  I rarely get them on The News Talker.com because of it higher tone, stricter CofC, but, occasionally, Cobalt Rose, will try to tempt me. 

It's the most darn thing that has plagued me all of myJKR PROFILE PHOTO KEY WEST.jpg life as a "Babe Magnet".  When will it end?










This photo was taken in Key West by a braless waitress looking for an extra tip. My wife gave her one.



 
 
Skrekk
1.1  Skrekk  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @1    3 months ago

Sounds like you've got the right kind of Facebook friends!

 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
1.1.1  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Skrekk @1.1    3 months ago

May I send them your way?

 
 
nightwalker
1.2  nightwalker  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @1    3 months ago

Oh you poor man. It pains me how you have to suffer so, and it would be my christen duty to grit my teeth and force myself  to HELP you shoulder your horrible burden. But ALAS! Much as I'd like to help, it sounds like it's your personal cross to bear. But don't worry, I'm sure your wife will straighten everything out real quick.

But I wouldn't be expecting to go out at night alone anytime soon.

 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
1.2.1  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  nightwalker @1.2    3 months ago

My wife, "Ice Pick", explained the rules 44 years ago when she tied me in knots. On the first night of our honeymoon, before she broke the light with a hammer, she said to me so lovingly, "You know, Honey, Bunny, Love Spon, I think you need to know - I sleep with an Ice Pick and I know how to use it!"

Fear is a motivator!

 
 
nightwalker
1.2.2  nightwalker  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @1.2.1    3 months ago

I hate to admit it, but your wife knows how to handle men. Hmmm, do you suppose she'd be willing to teach classes on the subject to politician's wives? They seem to have a little problem in that area.Wink

 
 
Raven Wing
1.3  Raven Wing  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @1    3 months ago
by a braless waitress looking for an extra tip. My wife gave her one.

Ohhh....my.....I would have loved to have seen that 'tip'. chuckle 

 
 
arkpdx
1.4  arkpdx  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @1    3 months ago

My mom always said that any waitress that slapped my dad got 20 bucks right then and there. I must not have learned enough from my dad because I was only worth 10

 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
1.4.1  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  arkpdx @1.4    3 months ago

Really?  

 
 
arkpdx
1.4.2  arkpdx  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @1.4.1    3 months ago

Really. I don't know if she ever paid on my dad but never me .

 
 
Skrekk
2  Skrekk    3 months ago
"Hooker"!    Many of them have diseases, like Trump.

Years from now that's only how that word will be used, as the name of an STD which causes neurological degeneration.    Like the Mumps or the clap.     "Doctor, I think I've got the Trump."

 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
2.1  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Skrekk @2    3 months ago

Oh, that is so precious.

 
 
Buzz of the Orient
3  Buzz of the Orient    3 months ago

"Please, help my cause by sending "Money, Honey" to me."

LOL. Be careful you don't cross the line to be considered a spammer.

 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
3.1  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @3    3 months ago

It is a joke, I am parodying scammers who do solicit money.

 
 
T.Fargo
4  T.Fargo    3 months ago
Is there something on my face?

I think it's a garbanzo bean, that is of course unless it's chickpea.

 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
4.1  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  T.Fargo @4    3 months ago

Chickpeas, I should have known. I am after all a "Babe Magnet", why else would nearly nude women send me unsolicited friends request daily. It's my "Girlie Man Scent"!

 
 
MrFrost
5  MrFrost    3 months ago

Well, looks like the gal was wearing a yellow tank top and has blonde hair. Hard to tell how good looking she is but I would say that if she has a russian accent and is drinking lots of water...I would stay away.. Just my two cents. 

 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
5.1  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  MrFrost @5    3 months ago

Good advice!

 
 
calbab
6  calbab    3 months ago

Eat The Press!!! You bad, bad, bad, man. You outdid yourself with that homepage photo 'number'! And is that you under the white hat with a selfie stick?! If so, you clean up well!

 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
6.1  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  calbab @6    3 months ago

Well, those "Annual Baths" sure help one to "clean up".

 
 
calbab
6.1.1  calbab  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @6.1    3 months ago

Snickering. I think I will go to my grave remembering that image of Trump, Melania, and "Stormy" saddling up Trump-world! PRICELESS. 

 
 
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