Ohio Cops Hunt Vile Serial Pooper Who Has Targeted Akron Vehicles
Ohio Cops Hunt Vile Serial Pooper Who Has Targeted Akron Vehicles
The police need your help in apprehending the notorious "Akron Pooper."
In a state that had already produced one Poopgangsta, Ohio cops are trying to identify the man for responsible for defecating on at least 20 vehicles 
since 2012.
As seen here, the suspect was photographed Tuesday by an Akron city worker who set out to determine who had pooped on his 34-year-old daughters car seven times in the past four months.
Police in Akron--previously best known as the birthplace of LeBron James--note that while the subject was photographed as he hovered over the hood of a 2004 Dodge Neon , he has also smeared excrement on door handles and even entered unlocked cars and pooped inside.
In one of the earliest reported defecations, a victim reported that someone had--for the second time--pooped on the passenger door of his Toyota. Cops noted that while The excrement did not cause any damage to the car, the vile act did cause a big mess.
A community Facebook page for the subdivision targeted by the suspect (who usually strikes
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/akron/akron-pooper-sought-890432
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OMG! Just when I thought I had heard everything!
and people say being a cop isn't a shitty job.....
An interesting hobby, to be sure. But, it would seem to me to not be worth the effort. I am tickled that the Serial Pooper pooped on a Dodge, though. Fitting in the extreme.
This guy has to be mentally ill-- what is it about schizophrenics who act out the saying, "I shit on you?"
I hope they catch him, before he does something worse...
I'm curious as to why this guy isn't more...concealing...of his identity. Why doesn't he wear one of those pervert trench coats or use an umbrella or something? How about one of those ISIS hoods that Jihadi John wears? Although, I suppose that part ofhis thrill can be found in the possibility that he may be recognized.
Oh, and this:
...simply means that the policeman writing the report has never walked out to go to work in the morning and discovered 'people shit' on his car before. I would rather drive my car after it has been flattened by a bus.
And I'm not entirely sure, but are those his balls touching thecar as he is waiting to back one out? The ball-caressalone is worth is worthhaving the car towed to a junk yard.
Yes, it is! EW!
Since there is snow in the background, I would assume that it's fairly cold. Now if his balls hit the hood of that car, you can rest assure that there would be a fairly large scream from the ''unmasked shitter''.
Talk about the shrivel affect/effect/action/shrinkage/frozen/crystal balls.
SMAAB.... And I'm not entirely sure, but are those his balls touching thecar as he is waiting to back one out? I immediatelywondered the same thing.
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
Certainly an interesting concept, but I have no desire to gather empirical evidence or data concerning such matters. You do it, Kavika.
I am tickled that the Serial Pooper pooped on a Dodge, though. LOL....I'm glad it wasn't a Mustang!!!
Dowser....This guy has way too much time on his butt hands.
It sort of looks like he is looking directly into the camera......sigh...
Yep!
Kav....
Just think if they had gotten frozen to the hood of the car.....OUCH!!!
I hope they catch him, before he does something worse... Or bizarre!!!
All you have to do Grump, is jump into a cold pool or lake...
Now that I can understand since I have had some lame experiences with cold water..... But, putting such tender bits on a frozen car hood is an entirely different matter. I'm a wuss.
That's even moredisturbing!!!