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Bush Counting Down Days Until He Is No Longer Worst President in History

  

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Via:  bob-nelson  •  6 years ago  •  14 comments

Bush Counting Down Days Until He Is No Longer Worst President in History

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BorowitzBushCountingDownDaysUntilHeisNoLongerWorstPresidentinHistory1.jpg Former President George W. Bush is eagerly counting down the days until he is no longer the worst President in U.S. history, Bush confirmed on Tuesday.

Speaking to reporters at his home, Bush said that he “could hardly wait” until Friday, when he will be officially bounced from the worst-President slot.

“I have to admit, I never thought I’d see this day in my lifetime,” the former President said. “When you leave office with the nation in smoldering ruins, you sort of come to accept that you’re gonna be worst for a long, long time.”

“I guess you could say I set the bar kind of high, worst-wise,” he chuckled.

As the returns came in on Election Night, however, the former President suddenly realized that his days as the worst President in U.S. history might be coming to an abrupt end.

“Holy cow,” Bush remembered saying to himself. “Just holy cow.”

While Bush recognizes that many Americans are dreading Friday’s Inauguration, he said he hoped that they could “sort of understand” why he might see things differently.

“To be honest, Friday can’t come fast enough for me,” he said. “I’m like a kid waiting for Christmas.”




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Bob Nelson
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1  seeder  Bob Nelson    6 years ago

... dated January 17, 2017...

 
 
 
Greg Jones
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1.1  Greg Jones  replied to  Bob Nelson @1    6 years ago

Trump will easily be reelected in 2020 and will be kindly remembered by history for all the good he did for his country.

 
 
 
Raven Wing
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1.1.1  Raven Wing   replied to  Greg Jones @1.1    6 years ago
Trump will easily be reelected in 2020 and will be kindly remembered by history for all the good he did for his country.

Only if pigs grow wings and learn to fly on their own. 

 
 
 
lennylynx
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1.1.2  lennylynx  replied to  Greg Jones @1.1    6 years ago

I sometimes wonder what your views on things actually are.  I don't believe you have ever stated them on anything.  Perhaps one day you will tire of the childish gas lighting and let us know.  I won't be holding my breath though!

 
 
 
Jeremy Retired in NC
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2  Jeremy Retired in NC    6 years ago

That day occurred January 20, 2008.

 
 
 
MrFrost
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2.2  MrFrost  replied to  Jeremy Retired in NC @2    6 years ago
That day occurred January 20, 2008.

Trump has 5 guilty pleas and 19 indictments....SO FAR... But yea, Obama bad... LOL 

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Ronin2
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2.2.1  Ronin2  replied to  MrFrost @2.2    6 years ago

All that proves is that Obama and Clinton were far better running criminal government institutions than Republican presidents.  Their cronies were allowed to declare the 5th and skate; or were given executive privilege, or investigations were ignored or mishandled by the FBI/DOJ.

If Comey had handled the Clinton email investigation with half of the tenacity, hatred, and bias that Mueller has handle the Trump/Russian connection- then maybe the Democrats wouldn't have Trump derangement syndrome- as the Democrat Party hand pick nominee would be in prison.  Of course Comey loaded his investigation team with Hillary sympathizers- and granted immunity to all witnesses. But nothing to see here; and the Inspector General report means nothing.

But Trump!  Yes, chances are Trump will not be remember as a great president.  But putting on blinders and pretending the Obama and Clinton administrations weren't two of the most corrupt around is denying reality.

 

 

 
 
 
MrFrost
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2.2.2  MrFrost  replied to  Ronin2 @2.2.1    6 years ago

Fun fact! Did you know there was a president between Clinton and Obama? 

 
 
 
Bob Nelson
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2.2.3  seeder  Bob Nelson  replied to  MrFrost @2.2.2    6 years ago

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321steve - realistically thinkin or Duu
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3  321steve - realistically thinkin or Duu     6 years ago

“When you leave office with the nation in smoldering ruins, you sort of come to accept that you’re gonna be worst for a long, long time.”

LOL Well Mr Bush, welcome to Trumperika !

Clean up on isles 2,3,4 6 and 7 PRONTO !!

 
 
 
bbl-1
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5  bbl-1    6 years ago

GWBush was not the worst president.  Until the current one was installed by fake news, Russian money and Russian Intel that laurel absolutely belongs to Ronald Wilson Reagan.

 
 
 
Bob Nelson
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6  seeder  Bob Nelson    6 years ago

Good Lord, people!

Andy Borowitz is a humorist .    Face Palm

 
 
 
Sparty On
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6.1  Sparty On  replied to  Bob Nelson @6    6 years ago

Yeah, as most historians agree, Bush-2 was clearly not the worst .   One can argue the order but POTUS's like Harding, Buchanan, Pierce and Andrew Johnson clearly were.

Bush-2 was Mahatma Gandhi in comparison to those guys.

 
 

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