PENCE IN A FEW WORDS
Category: News & Politics
By: eat-the-press-do-not-read-it • 6 years ago • 12 comments
Smalley Pence, created by Al Franken!
Pence today:
Pence's Accomplishment in only two years. Will he destroy the World?
These pictures were hand-picked by "Doctored" Jonathan Livington Pigeon-Poo especially for this treatise because they speaks thousands of words.
Hold your device up to your ear, the Left ear, "Sweetie", to receive "the encoded DEEP STATE" message for "LEFT EARED AMERICANS ONLY"!
It is provided, by the good, "Doctored" Pigeon, absolutely free of charge to the "intellectually impaired" among us!
If you have not been so diagnosis, take this quick Senseless Quiz from the "not so bright" folks at Bird Dropping Institute, A Think Tank For Morons - No Idiots, Please.
Ready? Don't be frighten. Take another swig of your "Corn Liquor". You will do just fine. Not like you did on your GED!
1. Do you wear a dirty, never been washed, Red Cap with MAGA embroidered on it?
This will require that you unscrew your hat from your head and secure the services of someone who can read it to you.
If the answers are "yes", you are not a Left Leaning Liberal , instead, you are, more likely than not, an empty-headed, Right-Wing Trump Support, that may need a bath.
2. Do you drool when driving my a Mac Donald's fast food restaurant?
If "Yes", then, you may be hungry, or, like Trump, addicted to "Fast Food", packaged in white plastic. If so, throw the food out and eat the plastic.
And, finally:
3. If your confederate flag flaps violently every time a Harvard graduate drive by, you can be assured that you are 100% a "poorly educated, right-wing Trump Supporter in need of extensive cosmetic surgery.
On the other hand, we, kind, caring, good-natured Liberals care about everyone's tranquility.
We are, after all, Liberals. God's CHOSEN PEOPLE, not cold-hearted, Evil-Genitals, or, Hypocritical Christian Re-Puritans who see the "Blond, Blue-Eyed, White Jesus" in their morning toast on a daily basis.
Liberals see Clarence Thomas in our morning coffee.
JFK was a Liberal and this is what he had to say about it. I hope you have a magnifying glass. It is very obtuse and in extremely small print for a reason.
Did this tome change your life?
Please, feel free to express yourself. We love to laugh. You know you want to do it, so, just do it, Nike!
How on earth did we get here ????
I wish I could answer that Pat.
This is the answer. They would rather be RUSSIAN than a Democrat.
Russia elected Trump, but, undereducated, misinformed, bigoted evangelical right wing nuts, helped.
We must vote every Republican out of office.
Pat Wilson, we have a lifetime career criminal in the Whitehouse, who belongs in the Jail House. The sooner we correct that error the better the world and this country will be.
Can we discuss that pastel teal cardigan for just a moment?
According to my sauces (a telepathic gift I developed after being hit with an iron skillet), Pence prefers PURPLE!
Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom:
Are you dating anyone?
Pence is another fake Christian.
Pence can't wait for Trump to be IMPEACH. Everytime I see him, he stands behind Trump licking his sycophant lips.
Just finished my weekly "Electro Shock Treatment" therapy, here, at the Dick Cheney "Kill Them & Leave Them" Nursing Home for Misguided Re-Puritans and Lazy, Left-Leaning Liberals. So I am all "juiced up".
I, now, see the error of my ways, and, gleefully edited this MASTERPIECE, using both upper and lower case letters.
Please, tell us what you like, so, we can avoid ever doing that again.