Military Refuses to Participate in Trump’s Parade, Citing Bone Spurs
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Harland Dorrinson, a Pentagon spokesman, said that, within an hour of Trump’s request, more than a hundred thousand military personnel complained that they were suffering from acute cases of bone spurs that would make marching in such a parade a painful ordeal.
“In the history of the U.S. military, we have never experienced a bone-spur epidemic of this magnitude,” the spokesman said. “Regrettably, however, we have no choice but to issue thousands of deferments.”
A statement from the bone-spur sufferers said that they would continue to valiantly serve their country around the world in a non-marching capacity, and offered an alternative to their participation in Trump’s proposed pageant.
“President Trump is welcome to march in the parade all by himself if he would finally like to enlist,” the statement read.
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Bone spurs are terrible things!
Hey, don't be knocking bone spurs, when trump starts WWIII I'm planning on growing some, along with some other chronic conditions as soon as I think of them.
Actually all this stuff about Trump's is just anti-Trump propaganda from the fake news media. The fact is he served honorably in the military, and in fact people are saying that Trump singlehandedly was responsble for the U.S. winning a recent war while he served in the military!
INGSOC!
That would be funny if it wasn't so perfectly applicable...
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“Look, I’m not going to be rushed into having [Trump] testify so that he gets trapped into perjury,” Giuliani told Todd. “When you tell me that ... he should testify because he’s going to tell the truth and he shouldn’t worry. Well, that’s so silly, because it’s somebody’s version of the truth ― not the truth.”
Todd, visibly perplexed, interrupted: “Truth is truth.” But Giuliani frantically fired back, prompting laughter from Todd.
″No it isn’t! Truth isn’t truth!” Giuliani responded. “The president of the United States says, ‘I didn’t ―’”
“Trump says, ‘I didn’t tell him.’ And the other guy says that he did say it,” Giuliani said Sunday. “Which is the truth?”
Remember:
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Ignorance is Bliss!
Maybe he should invite only those with STD's. They come with their own clap.
sudden outbreak of bone spurs that would prevent men and women in uniform from participating
I love it!
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What I thought was funny is they raised military spending and say that they will rebuild the military.
It seems to me that all the new funding would just have been used for a parade.
Should he have snuck into the military when they rejected him? Typical liberal idiocy.