I'd ask about the first, but I'm afraid you'd make a husband joke.
A friend of mine who divorced her cheating husband told me his latest paramour got caught cheating on HIM. Two cheaters cheating on each other. She said they both saw so much traffic on their privates, they should open a Starbucks in their pants.
No worries though. They remain plentiful as they are resilient as hell. Damn things are a bitch on neighborhood pets if they get too big a foothold in your area.
I see one, i put it down if i can get a safe shot off.
Amazing - get to play golf with tons and tons of roadrunners and Jack rabbits. There's only two 'yotees on the course and they are well fed and give a shyte for nuthin.
Actually had a roadrunner grab one of my golf balls which had very rarely landed in the middle of the fairway. He'd play catch with it - grab it, flip his head and chase it when it landed.
Yup - gotta lot of entertainment on the golf courses here in NM.
This has been a public service announcement, check out their Facebook page, lol.
I just saw a coyote wearing rocket skates. Should I be concerned?
Only for the coyote. You know he's going over a cliff
I'm rooting for the Coyote!
Actually I only root for Wile E.
My little beagle was mauled by a coyote and had to be put down
That breaks my heart. Stupid coyote.
He was a good little boy. The second best dog I ever had
I'd ask about the first, but I'm afraid you'd make a husband joke.
A friend of mine who divorced her cheating husband told me his latest paramour got caught cheating on HIM. Two cheaters cheating on each other. She said they both saw so much traffic on their privates, they should open a Starbucks in their pants.
Missy was my best dog. She was my first dog. I had her before I had any kids.
Husbands aren't near as good as dogs....dogs don't talk
No shit. I once locked my dog and my sweetheart in my car trunk. My dog was happy to see me when I unlocked it four hours later.
Coyotes season here in Michigan is all year long.
No worries though. They remain plentiful as they are resilient as hell. Damn things are a bitch on neighborhood pets if they get too big a foothold in your area.
I see one, i put it down if i can get a safe shot off.
BEEPBEEP is the safe word.
Okay, that's hilarious!
Of serious note, this video comes with a warning of violent coyotes in action :
This is linked to from a State of Maryland page discussing coyotes;
Some artists are never recognized for their pure genius.
I know right? One of them was so life like that an actual truck came thru it!
They forgot to mention that ACME is owned by Roadrunner Industries.
Well this is just peachy. First, I have the Elvira song stuck in my head for days. Not the entire song mind you, just this part:
Giddy Up Oom Poppa Omm Poppa Mow Mow
Giddy Up Oom Poppa Omm Poppa Mow Mow
Heigh-ho Silver, away
Now, I've got this one hijacking my every thought:
...and it's entirely your fault.
Beep! Beep!
LMAO !!!
"Roadrunner....that coyote's after you!"
"Roadrunner...if he catches you you're thru!"
Can anybody guess what Trout did on Saturday mornings?
Amazing - get to play golf with tons and tons of roadrunners and Jack rabbits. There's only two 'yotees on the course and they are well fed and give a shyte for nuthin.
Actually had a roadrunner grab one of my golf balls which had very rarely landed in the middle of the fairway. He'd play catch with it - grab it, flip his head and chase it when it landed.
Yup - gotta lot of entertainment on the golf courses here in NM.
Great fun.
Thank you!
You are very welcome.