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Comal County Sheriff's Office Warning

  

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By:  split-personality  •  6 years ago  •  72 comments

Comal County Sheriff's Office Warning

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Split Personality
Professor Guide
1  author  Split Personality    6 years ago

This has been a public service announcement, check out their Facebook page, lol.

 
 
 
SteevieGee
Professor Silent
1.1  SteevieGee  replied to  Split Personality @1    6 years ago

I just saw a coyote wearing rocket skates.  Should I be concerned?

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
1.1.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  SteevieGee @1.1    6 years ago

Only for the coyote. You know he's going over a cliff

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
2  Trout Giggles    6 years ago

I'm rooting for the Coyote!

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
2.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  Trout Giggles @2    6 years ago

Actually I only root for Wile E.

My little beagle was mauled by a coyote and had to be put down

 
 
 
cobaltblue
Junior Quiet
2.1.1  cobaltblue  replied to  Trout Giggles @2.1    6 years ago
My little beagle was mauled by a coyote and had to be put down

That breaks my heart. Stupid coyote. 

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
2.1.2  Trout Giggles  replied to  cobaltblue @2.1.1    6 years ago

He was a good little boy. The second best dog I ever had

 
 
 
cobaltblue
Junior Quiet
2.1.3  cobaltblue  replied to  Trout Giggles @2.1.2    6 years ago
The second best dog I ever had

I'd ask about the first, but I'm afraid you'd make a husband joke. 

A friend of mine who divorced her cheating husband told me his latest paramour got caught cheating on HIM. Two cheaters cheating on each other. She said they both saw so much traffic on their privates, they should open a Starbucks in their pants. 

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
2.1.4  Trout Giggles  replied to  cobaltblue @2.1.3    6 years ago

laughing dude

Missy was my best dog. She was my first dog. I had her before I had any kids.

Husbands aren't near as good as dogs....dogs don't talk

 
 
 
cobaltblue
Junior Quiet
2.1.5  cobaltblue  replied to  Trout Giggles @2.1.4    6 years ago
Husbands aren't near as good as dogs

No shit. I once locked my dog and my sweetheart in my car trunk. My dog was happy to see me when I unlocked it four hours later. 

 
 
 
Sparty On
Professor Principal
4  Sparty On    6 years ago

Coyotes season here in Michigan is all year long.

No worries though.   They remain plentiful as they are resilient as hell.   Damn things are a bitch on neighborhood pets if they get too big a foothold in your area.  

I see one, i put it down if i can get a safe shot off.

 
 
 
Sunshine
Professor Quiet
5  Sunshine    6 years ago

BEEPBEEP is the safe word.

 
 
 
cobaltblue
Junior Quiet
5.1  cobaltblue  replied to  Sunshine @5    6 years ago
BEEPBEEP is the safe word

Okay, that's hilarious! 

 
 
 
dave-2693993
Junior Quiet
6  dave-2693993    6 years ago

Of serious note, this video comes with a warning of violent coyotes in action :

This is linked to from a State of Maryland page discussing coyotes;

 
 
 
cobaltblue
Junior Quiet
7  cobaltblue    6 years ago

Some artists are never recognized for their pure genius.

Image result for wile e coyote ecards

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
7.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  cobaltblue @7    6 years ago

I know right? One of them was so life like that an actual truck came thru it!

 
 
 
tomwcraig
Junior Silent
8  tomwcraig    6 years ago

They forgot to mention that ACME is owned by Roadrunner Industries.

 
 
 
Split Personality
Professor Guide
8.1  author  Split Personality  replied to  tomwcraig @8    6 years ago

Acme poster.jpg

 
 
 
Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom
Professor Guide
9  Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom    6 years ago

Well this is just peachy.  First, I have the Elvira song stuck in my head for days.  Not the entire song mind you, just this part: 

Giddy Up Oom Poppa Omm Poppa Mow Mow
Giddy Up Oom Poppa Omm Poppa Mow Mow
Heigh-ho Silver, away

Now, I've got this one hijacking my every thought:

...and it's entirely your fault.

 
 
 
Galen Marvin Ross
Sophomore Participates
9.1  Galen Marvin Ross  replied to  Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom @9    6 years ago

laughing dude

 
 
 
Split Personality
Professor Guide
9.2  author  Split Personality  replied to  Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom @9    6 years ago

Beep! Beep!

LMAO !!!

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
9.3  Trout Giggles  replied to  Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom @9    6 years ago

"Roadrunner....that coyote's after you!"

"Roadrunner...if he catches you you're thru!"

Can anybody guess what Trout did on Saturday mornings?

 
 
 
1stwarrior
Professor Participates
9.4  1stwarrior  replied to  Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom @9    6 years ago

Amazing - get to play golf with tons and tons of roadrunners and Jack rabbits.  There's only two 'yotees on the course and they are well fed and give a shyte for nuthin.

Actually had a roadrunner grab one of my golf balls which had very rarely landed in the middle of the fairway.  He'd play catch with it - grab it, flip his head and chase it when it landed.

Yup - gotta lot of entertainment on the golf courses here in NM.

 
 
 
Bob Nelson
Professor Guide
10  Bob Nelson    6 years ago

Great fun.

Thank you!

 
 
 
Split Personality
Professor Guide
10.1  author  Split Personality  replied to  Bob Nelson @10    6 years ago

You are very welcome. Laugh

 
 

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