Jose Canseco offers to be President Trump’s next chief of staff


Jose Canseco, who was the first player to join the 40-40 club back when he hit 40 home runs and stole 40 bases in 1988, would like to join a new club.
Yup, he wants to become President Trump's latest chief of staff, tweeting:
Hey little buddy @ realDonaldTrump u need a bash brother for Chief if Staff. Got a secret reorg plan already. Also worried about you looking more like a Twinkie everyday. I will buff you up daily workouts. DM me. # yeswecanseco
Canseco took the time to fix a typo in that tweet, too, which should only help his chances because attention to detail in that gig is a must:
2018 has been a crazy enough year already… why don't we just go full bat you-know-what and have this happen?
If anything, you know we'd eventually get a great tell-all book by the author of the MLB classic, "Juiced."
Because really, what could go wrong?
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This is great. The White House is considered an extension of Trump's tv reality show career.
Canseco was once an Apprentice contestant, wasn't he?
Perfect depiction of how ridiculous the concept of Donald Trump as president of the United States truly is.
Lol!
I understand that in your mind John, Trump is responsible for everything bad in this world and for all the crazies.
But you know ...... he's not ...... really he's not.
Now back to your regularly scheduled brainwashing session .... lather, rinse and repeat ....
The story speaks for itself. Although it is boring, it is useful to watch you people twist and turn to defend this stuff.
Nah, its much more fun watching people trying to create shit about Trump that isn't there.
I must say though that the creativity, while usually sophomoric, is very inventive. Now if only it was more instructive and less impractical. That would be nice.
The "reality tv" aspect of someone like Canseco reaching out to Trump, even if he is joking, sticks out like a sore thumb.
There is nothing else to say about it.
The Trumpets have a totally inept POTUS so why not have mini me versions in key positions.
Let us know when Trump offers him the job until then this is definitely filed under TDS only matters.
Hey why not. It would not be the first time he appointed someone who had no experience.
The White House could use some eye candy
You no likey Jared?
He's too skinny and I like a little color on my men
Hey! He's color white.
He's pasty. He needs some time in the tanning bed
Then he might turn orange. Of course daddy in law might like that.
Jose Canseco? Sounds Mexican. Hmmmm, did anyone check his papers?
Look like a twinkie. hahaha