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Jose Canseco offers to be President Trump’s next chief of staff

  

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Via:  johnrussell  •  7 years ago  •  19 comments

Jose Canseco offers to be President Trump’s next chief of staff
Also worried about you looking more like a Twinkie everyday. I will buff you up daily workouts.

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Jose Canseco, who was the first player to join the 40-40 club back when he hit 40 home runs and stole 40 bases in 1988, would like to join a new club.

Yup, he wants to become President Trump's latest chief of staff, tweeting:


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Jose Canseco

@JoseCanseco








Hey little buddy @ realDonaldTrump u need a bash brother for Chief if Staff. Got a secret reorg plan already. Also worried about you looking more like a Twinkie everyday. I will buff you up daily workouts. DM me. # yeswecanseco



Canseco took the time to fix a typo in that tweet, too, which should only help his chances because attention to detail in that gig is a must:


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Jose Canseco

@JoseCanseco







2018 has been a crazy enough year already… why don't we just go full bat you-know-what and have this happen?

If anything, you know we'd eventually get a great tell-all book by the author of the MLB classic, "Juiced."

Because really, what could go wrong?


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JohnRussell
Professor Principal
1  seeder  JohnRussell    7 years ago

This is great. The White House is considered an extension of Trump's tv reality show career. 

Canseco was once an Apprentice contestant, wasn't he? 

Perfect depiction of how ridiculous the concept of Donald Trump as president of the United States truly is. 

 
 
 
Sparty On
Professor Expert
2  Sparty On    7 years ago

Lol!

I understand that in your mind John, Trump is responsible for everything bad in this world and for all the crazies.

But you know ...... he's not ...... really he's not.

Now back to your regularly scheduled brainwashing session .... lather, rinse and repeat ....

 
 
 
JohnRussell
Professor Principal
2.1  seeder  JohnRussell  replied to  Sparty On @2    7 years ago

The story speaks for itself.  Although it is boring, it is useful to watch you people twist and turn to defend this stuff.

 
 
 
Sparty On
Professor Expert
2.1.1  Sparty On  replied to  JohnRussell @2.1    7 years ago

Nah, its much more fun watching people trying to create shit about Trump that isn't there.

I must say though that the creativity, while usually sophomoric, is very inventive.   Now if only it was more instructive and less impractical.   That would be nice.

 
 
 
JohnRussell
Professor Principal
2.1.2  seeder  JohnRussell  replied to  Sparty On @2.1.1    7 years ago

The "reality tv" aspect of someone like Canseco reaching out to Trump, even if he is joking,  sticks out like a sore thumb.

There is nothing else to say about it.

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
Professor Quiet
2.1.3  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  JohnRussell @2.1    7 years ago

The Trumpets have a totally inept POTUS so why not have mini me versions in key positions.

 
 
 
Ronin2
Professor Quiet
4  Ronin2    7 years ago

Let us know when Trump offers him the job until then this is definitely filed under TDS only matters.

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
Professor Quiet
5  Paula Bartholomew    7 years ago

Hey why not.  It would not be the first time he appointed someone who had no experience.  

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
5.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @5    7 years ago

The White House could use some eye candy

 
 
 
JohnRussell
Professor Principal
5.1.1  seeder  JohnRussell  replied to  Trout Giggles @5.1    7 years ago

You no likey Jared?

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Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
5.1.2  Trout Giggles  replied to  JohnRussell @5.1.1    7 years ago

He's too skinny and I like a little color on my men

 
 
 
JohnRussell
Professor Principal
5.1.3  seeder  JohnRussell  replied to  Trout Giggles @5.1.2    7 years ago

Hey! He's color white.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
5.1.4  Trout Giggles  replied to  JohnRussell @5.1.3    7 years ago

He's pasty. He needs some time in the tanning bed

 
 
 
Ender
Professor Principal
5.1.5  Ender  replied to  Trout Giggles @5.1.4    7 years ago

Then he might turn orange. Of course daddy in law might like that.

 
 
 
Save Me Jebus
Freshman Silent
6  Save Me Jebus    7 years ago

Jose Canseco? Sounds Mexican. Hmmmm, did anyone check his papers?

 
 
 
Ender
Professor Principal
7  Ender    7 years ago

Look like a twinkie.   hahaha

 
 

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