Finally: A Wearable That Lets You Charge Your Gadgets by Jerking Off. NSFW, Maaaaaaaybe.
NOT SAFE FOR WORK
From Gizmodo:
According to Pornhub's (decidedly SFW) video, a small inner valve in the band sends a weight up and down with each loving, lonely stroke. The extra-special alone time bracelet stores that generated energy, which you can then use to juice up all the similarly special gadgets in your life.
Of course, the amount of power it generates is almost definitely not going to be enough to give anything a full charge. But with the right attitude, days to kill, and a lock on your mom's basement door, we're sure you can persevere.
The Wankband is still in development right now, but you can head over to Pornhub's (SFW) wearable landing page to sign up for your chance to get in on the beta round, which Pornhub tells us should start "in the coming months." Coming months, indeed. (I hate myself.)
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You can save the planet.
Shuckin' yer clam will charge your laptop.
I've already charged up my cell phone. I'm gonna start on my cordless drill soon.