Why I am a Trump Supporter! Iam Stupid!

  
Via:  eat-the-press-do-not-read-it  •  6 months ago  •  20 comments

Why I am a Trump Supporter! Iam Stupid!
"He's a good man. We should let him do his job. His job is golfing!

S E E D E D   C O N T E N T


Folks always ask me, "Why are you a Trump supporter, Stupid?"

196 And, I never know exactly how to respond because, I am stupid, and, proud of it. So, I just punch them in the face, which they seem to savor. I would kick them in the groin, but, I am not a sexual pervert, that way. 

However, when reality sat and the cost of the "fines for disorderly conduct" became too expensive to pay on my Taco Bell job, the Conservative side of me pea-brain, the RIGHT SIDE, kicked-in with a wallop, which I enjoyed very much. I am perverted, like that!

"Hey, Maroon", it said to me, "why don't you produced a video to share with your fellow Maroons?"


So, I did! Here is the fruit of my loin. Watch -But, Do Not Touch!

(For the Best Results, View the link in the privacy of your home. It is copied, for your convenience, and my stupidity, in the "comment section" of this Master Piece.  That link works, I am told, works).

https://www.facebook.com/UncleYohnnie/videos/1680780325311990/

This one, I, also have been angrily told, "does not work you, POS"! ( OVER AND OVER AGAIN, AND AGAIN).Which I find refreshing.

People should be direct with each other. There is entirely too much "civilized talk" in the world. No one really knows what anyone is saying, anymore, due to "politeness".

As a result of a congenital defect (birth) I am unable to follow directions, read well, or, embed my "illustrious" creations properly.

So, I must do it this way, until things change, which, I seriously doubt will ever happen. At my age, 77.6.18 days, I do not see that any longer as a "real possibility." Do You?

I am headed on a "fast train" in the other direction.

The above is a self-composed excuse for not knowing, "Why I am a Trump Supporter"! It has more to do with the "free" wine, that Trump supplies me than, any ideological views that I may have espoused before I became a "Urine Soaked Wino", par excellence!

As all of you know, Trump, the "Stable Genius", owns a Vineyard, named, of course, Trump Whines, (it is a "play on words") and, is reportedly being misused to grow his "wino constituents" to extraordinary lengths.

Unlike, that drunk Supreme Court Justice, Brett Kavanaugh, I like "Wine", not beer. I have a higher standard. Especially, if it is free!

In D.C., every homeless, street-bum knows that "the Donald" is not shy about using the "Grape" to entice voters to break the law, vote for him, and/or beat up his "opponents supporters", as I have done, many, many times.(750 to be exact).

Wine is an effective recruitment tool if one's wishes to reach my "demographic"; wasted winos, deadbeats, and, drunken "deplorables" to slosh to return home, after a "Rip Roaring Night of "Baptizing Whores".

As a homeless bum, a card-carrying Republican Part Ward Boss, and, an upright, righteous "Conservative Christian with a Thirst For Liberal Blood", I might add, I have never missed an opportunity to show up at one of Trump's "Rallies In The Alley", to get me payoff. I am the one seated next to C.B.! The one in rags. You can readily recognize me in many of Trump's promotional videos.

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I mean, for real, why else would anyone support Trump? He's Nuts! There has to be a "payoff", even I know that! Don't you?

Don't respond, now, save it for the "Comment Section". I am on a roll!

I hope you enjoy the video. It is self-explanatory, short, 2.5 minutes in duration, and, has received over 77,000 views on Facebook by my Legion of Unwashed Fans! (Very dirty people), with two shares, and, one "like". I lick it like that.

YouTube, or, as I call them, "no energy tire-tube , will not allow it to air because they claim, it is "too tame, not enough, blood, guts, profanity or nudity" for their pristine standards.

Therefore, I am expanding my audience by providing this video "opus" to you lucky folks, at no additional cost. Of, course, if you want to send me money, or, your panties, I will take them. Thank you, very much.

As most of you know, I am a Certified Moron, in good standing with my fellow morons, card-carrying member of the Heritage Foundation, a "Think Tank for Conservatives with Low I.Q.s".

Again, I must confess, that I don't know how to embed this "life-changing video", despite multiple suggestions from well-meaning folks, here, on The News Talkers.

I barely learned to save them on FB. Neither, have I mastered the technique to upload them to YouTube, because, my "Tire Pump" does not go all the way up.

Would it help if I showed you my "Authentication Papers"?

I undertook this project, courtesy of a  generous gift, a Promissory Note", from the Trump Foundation, which after two years, I have, yet, to receive a dime, due, I am told by Ivanka "to a snafu".

If it is her "Snafu", I am OK with that. She looks like she has one sin-sational "snafu".

Nor, sad to say, has my crate of Trump's Cheapo Azz Burning, Red Wine For Winos , arrived, as of this post. I continue to believe that if Trump is re-elected in 2020, it will come with a big Red, White & Blue bow tied in a knot on it.

Whenever, I call the Trump Foundation, the automated answering service, Melania Trump, tells me, in that seductive Russian, manly voice of hers, that they are "temporarily out of business", but, "after the election, the looting will start all over, again". 

Melania is so "sweet and sexy and a woman, too", she, always, concluded our phone conversation with, "Be Best, Sucker" (her pet name for me) then, hangs up, forcefully.

It makes me "hot, too," even sends "chills" down my spine to my "Willy-Wonka".

"Why", I asked a thousand times, "does the 'Deep State' harass   GOD's Appointed Christian President, Mister Trump? Can't they attack Hillary? Trump just wants to do his job. His job is golfing!"

I have heard it said, by those in the know, that it is "because Trump is a famous Reality TV Star who can, and does, grab women by their pus*y", which his detractors can't do".

"Jealousy is the real root of all Evil, especially, when men are talking about their roots, which, if we are HONEST, is pretty much what we do, most of the time." - DJ Trump

Mister Sex Siren, "the Donald" Trump, will now be seen daily, on Serious Radio , with his old buddy, the "Sexually Disturbed" HOWARD STERN, who prefers to grabbing women by the throat rather than the pussy. To each his own! 

"Trump is a good man? He just wants to do his job. His job is golfing." (Needs repeating).196

It is obvious that the Trump Foundations, The Trump Organization, as well as all of the Illegal Activities of the Trump Family, have been targeted by the "Deep, Dirty State of Liberals, Communists, and, Pinkos run by Nancy Pelosi.

Nancy has long been known to illegally use her office in the House of Representatives for nefarious purposes, like passing legislation that helps people, and, not Trump, according to our non-vetted "sauces", Steve Bunion, the disgraced former Wino-In he-Whitehouse, a soon to be released made for Mad TV Network Movie Channel.

Please, I beg you, fellow Trump Supporters, tie someone, you love to a chair, and, force them to watch this breathtaking, insightful video. 

They will love you for it, more likely, than not!  Political deviates get turned on by "rough behavior in the bedroom," which is another helpful hint we provide to you, at no additional cost. 
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Oh, well, "life is not fair," according to Jimmy Carter, whoever the Hell, he is. 

Here is the link, again. Good Luck!  I am told it doesn't work either. "To self-promoting. I am promoting Trump, not meself.

https://www.facebook.com/UncleYohnnie/videos/1680780325311990/

I hope you enjoy it as much as I did making it. If you like it, send cash.
Please, enough already, with the "returnable bottles". I can't cash them it. I can't write.

Sorry, folks, I must go. My doctors are calling! 

Remember, my reputation is on the line, not yours. Be precise, pithy in your comments, and, remember to return them,  ASAP! 


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Eat The Press Do Not Read It
1  seeder  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    6 months ago

A picture is worth a thousand words. A video is worth more. - Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
2  seeder  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    6 months ago

The substance of my Artistic Posts is never in the content. It is hidden in the comment section where I might embed subliminal messages.

https://www.facebook.com/UncleYohnnie/videos/1680780325311990/


 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
3  seeder  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    6 months ago

Currently, Dr. Jeckel and I are planning a "Hollywood Styled Premier" of Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo, "Doctored"(mine) classified Videos for an early Summer release in Botswana.

Therefore, for my Legion of Unwashed Fans, here, in 'Merica, I am piece-mealing them on my Eat The Press - Do Not Read It page to tease my them because they are entirely too mute. I know they are out there, even though they remain mum.

It is so serene to be honored by the Mute Community at this upcoming event, serene and so quite.

We all deserve a little "Serenity" in our lives to combat the constant Trump Chatter.

At these Mute Gatherings, I am always well received. Never an ugly criticism hurled, unlike my public lectures in Group Home For "The Terminally Weird"! They are very raucous, punctuated with intense "hurling".

I hope you enjoy these this creatively crafted "gem". If you do so, please, empty your bank accounts and send me the cash to continue my mission as an "Ed-You-Ma-Kate-Tor", justing doing the Lord's Work For Cash!


 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
4  seeder  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    6 months ago

I keep getting a popup that read:  "Please use Control + V to post a video."

Does that mean hold down the "Ctrl" key, press the "+", then, the "V" key? Or, does it mean, as I suspect, "Go to Hell"?

I still am having difficulty posting a video that I did on FB under "Go LIVE" to another source.

Additionally, it is beyond my skill level, which is "low to none", on how to save the video to my computer file, or to YouTube, where my legion of "Unwashed Masses of Asses" wait patiently for their daily instruction.

 
 
 
luther28
5  luther28    6 months ago

I am a Trump Supporter

And Trump is an athletic supporter, no lack of nuts.

 
 
 
 
FLYNAVY1
7  FLYNAVY1    6 months ago

Here in Germany we spend so much of our time apologizing for the stupidity of Americans that have allowed Trump to become president.  It is going to take decades to mend fences with our allies. 

 
 
 
Dean Moriarty
7.1  Dean Moriarty  replied to  FLYNAVY1 @7    6 months ago

As Trump commemorates D Day you are apologizing to those assholes. You got it ass backwards. They should be the ones apologizing to you. 

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
7.1.1  seeder  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Dean Moriarty @7.1    6 months ago

Dean Moriarty, I am not certain who you are referring to, Trump, the International Disgrace, or, me, the author of this "pieces of intestinal junk".

I write from instinct, not, data, research, nor, knowledge. These posts are my twisted feelings, not factual.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
7.2  seeder  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  FLYNAVY1 @7    6 months ago

Have you seen the Episode about the Navy pilots that encountered a cylinder UFO that was captured on the radar within their plane? Cmdr Mellon, an heir of the Mellon family has formed a research team to look into this anomaly?

 

After retiring they have come forward with

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
8  seeder  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    6 months ago

I haven't seen it. But it is "wonderful"!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
9  seeder  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    6 months ago

People who see things first, then, comment on them are COWARDS!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
10  seeder  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    6 months ago

I am thinking about growing a beard. 

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
11  seeder  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    6 months ago

Yesterday, I thought about it, also.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
12  seeder  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    6 months ago

Once again, having no life, I took to editing this Tome, with the hope that if I cleaned it up, someone might make sense out of it, and, explain it to me in a post.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
13  seeder  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    6 months ago

I am not who you think I am. I am far worse. - Winnie The Pooh

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
14  seeder  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    6 months ago

All "snarky" comment submitted with your monthly "tithe" will be read first, the others will be burn. The smoke you smell is our dedicated staff at work. Please, do not discuss any of these discussions with an adult.

Thanking you, again. I barely beat that one obscenity charge. I don't have the stamina or energy to lie like that again.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
15  seeder  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    6 months ago

Perverts are people, too!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
16  seeder  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    6 months ago

Is it as good for you, as it was for me? I am still basking in the "afterglow". Are you?

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
17  seeder  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    4 months ago

https://www.facebook.com/UncleYohnnie/videos/1680780325311990/

You heard it here, first, a live, or, semi-live testimony from a Trump supporter.
Enjoy. Try not to scream.

 
 
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