Man Identifying As 6-Year-Old Crushes Game-Winning Homer In Tee-Ball Championship

  
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Man Identifying As 6-Year-Old Crushes Game-Winning Homer In Tee-Ball Championship

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AUBURN, CA—Local 36-year-old man Nate Ripley, who identifies as a six-year-old, “absolutely crushed” a game-winning homer at a local tee-ball game and won the championship for his team Monday evening, reports confirmed.

Ripley reportedly walked up to the plate in the bottom of the 6th, pointed his bat toward the left-field wall looming 130 feet in the distance, and let her rip, sending the ball rocketing over the fence and into a parking lot as the fans cheered and his coach yelled out, “Attaboy, Nate! Good job, bud!”

His team, the Lil’ Padres, attempted to hoist him up on their shoulders in celebration of their great victory over the favored Tiny Tigers, but were unable to pick up the large 230-pound man.

Ripley’s feat comes at the end of a momentous tee-ball season, in which the self-identified six-year-old absolutely shattered every record set prior to that point. With a 1.000 batting average, 52 home runs, and an incredible showing at first base, second base, shortstop, third base, and pitcher, the man is being called an inspiration to other six-year-olds everywhere.

“I’m just proud to be here with my team. It’s all for the love of the game,” an emotional Ripley told reporters while enjoying an orange slice and juice box after the championship. “I couldn’t have done it without my team.”

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†hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh
1  seeder  †hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh    3 months ago

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JohnRussell
2  JohnRussell    3 months ago

I don't think The Onion is feeling threatened by this. 

 
 
 
Texan1211
3  Texan1211    3 months ago

If anyone is opposed to this man playing, they are exhibiting ageism.

 
 
 
†hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh
3.1  seeder  †hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh  replied to  Texan1211 @3    3 months ago

I told my physician I was considering transitioning to a giraffe and he had me watch an educational video and I've decided to hold off. I'm exploring different trannimal options now.

 
 
 
r.t..b...
3.1.1  r.t..b...  replied to  †hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh @3.1    3 months ago
I've decided to hold off.

Never ever be afraid to stick your neck out, Fish. Follow your dreams.

 
 
 
Tacos!
3.2  Tacos!  replied to  Texan1211 @3    3 months ago

It's all about fairness. Everyone should get a chance to play.

 
 
 
JohnRussell
4  JohnRussell    3 months ago

I'm just waiting for the first person to say they believe this is real. 

 
 
 
†hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh
4.1  seeder  †hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh  replied to  JohnRussell @4    3 months ago

Actually, when John is upset or doesn't like an article his comments then become the funny.

A sincere Thank you!!!!!!

 
 
 
KDMichigan
4.2  KDMichigan  replied to  JohnRussell @4    3 months ago
I'm just waiting for the first person to say they believe this is real. 

HAHAHA Something like this?

original

 
 
 
†hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh
4.2.1  seeder  †hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh  replied to  KDMichigan @4.2    3 months ago

Ooooooooooh no, not the CNN pic again!

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KDMichigan
4.2.2  KDMichigan  replied to  †hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh @4.2.1    3 months ago

Fake news cooper never gets old. You should watch the video of him trying to brush this off while he is standing next to cat tails....that grow in ditches.

 
 
 
JohnRussell
4.2.3  JohnRussell  replied to  KDMichigan @4.2.2    3 months ago

Anderson Cooper has a video that debunks ALL of this. I gave you the link. I guess you'd rather be stubborn than factual. That is a trait of today's right winger. 

 
 
 
MrFrost
4.2.4  MrFrost  replied to  KDMichigan @4.2.2    3 months ago
Fake news cooper never gets old.

Care to list all those fake news stories? 

 
 
 
†hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh
4.2.5  seeder  †hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh  replied to  MrFrost @4.2.4    3 months ago

Which ones, CNN, MSLSD, the Washington Compost and The New York Slimes ran them for almost 3 years.

The leftizoid media is making Alex Jones look like Walter Cronkite.

 
 
 
MrFrost
4.2.6  MrFrost  replied to  †hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh @4.2.5    3 months ago
Alex Jones look like Walter Cronkite.

Yea, that's why he keeps getting kicked off of social media sites. Do you think Sandy Hook was all a hoax as well? 

Interesting. 

 
 
 
Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom
4.2.7  Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom  replied to  †hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh @4.2.5    3 months ago
The leftizoid media is making Alex Jones look like Walter Cronkite.

You know I love you more than my midnight blue bustier with the rhinestone peace signs embroidered on both double-D cups, but how dare you use Walter Cronkite's name in such a heinous way.  

 
 
 
squiggy
4.2.8  squiggy  replied to  JohnRussell @4.2.3    3 months ago

You're just pissed the guy batted rightie.

 
 
 
†hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh
4.2.9  seeder  †hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh  replied to  squiggy @4.2.8    3 months ago

I think the guy is a switch hitter.

 
 
 
Sean Treacy
5  Sean Treacy    3 months ago

Ha!

 
 
 
Tacos!
6  Tacos!    3 months ago

They don't technically keep score in tee ball, but we all know who really won, don't we. 

 
 
 
SteevieGee
7  SteevieGee    3 months ago

Wasn't that the same tee that pitched a perfect game just about two weeks ago?

 
 
 
r.t..b...
7.1  r.t..b...  replied to  SteevieGee @7    3 months ago
Wasn't that the same tee that pitched a perfect game just about two weeks ago?

Tebow will eventually make to to the bigs if this keeps up.

 
 
 
†hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh
8  seeder  †hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh    3 months ago

We have a LGBTQ t-ball league that plays on Wendsdays.

It's extremely competitive. 

 
 
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