Man Identifying As 6-Year-Old Crushes Game-Winning Homer In Tee-Ball Championship

  

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Man Identifying As 6-Year-Old Crushes Game-Winning Homer In Tee-Ball Championship

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AUBURN, CA—Local 36-year-old man Nate Ripley, who identifies as a six-year-old, “absolutely crushed” a game-winning homer at a local tee-ball game and won the championship for his team Monday evening, reports confirmed.

Ripley reportedly walked up to the plate in the bottom of the 6th, pointed his bat toward the left-field wall looming 130 feet in the distance, and let her rip, sending the ball rocketing over the fence and into a parking lot as the fans cheered and his coach yelled out, “Attaboy, Nate! Good job, bud!”

His team, the Lil’ Padres, attempted to hoist him up on their shoulders in celebration of their great victory over the favored Tiny Tigers, but were unable to pick up the large 230-pound man.

Ripley’s feat comes at the end of a momentous tee-ball season, in which the self-identified six-year-old absolutely shattered every record set prior to that point. With a 1.000 batting average, 52 home runs, and an incredible showing at first base, second base, shortstop, third base, and pitcher, the man is being called an inspiration to other six-year-olds everywhere.

“I’m just proud to be here with my team. It’s all for the love of the game,” an emotional Ripley told reporters while enjoying an orange slice and juice box after the championship. “I couldn’t have done it without my team.”


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Release The Kraken
1  seeder  Release The Kraken    last year

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JohnRussell
2  JohnRussell    last year

I don't think The Onion is feeling threatened by this. 

 
 
 
Texan1211
3  Texan1211    last year

If anyone is opposed to this man playing, they are exhibiting ageism.

 
 
 
Release The Kraken
3.1  seeder  Release The Kraken  replied to  Texan1211 @3    last year

I told my physician I was considering transitioning to a giraffe and he had me watch an educational video and I've decided to hold off. I'm exploring different trannimal options now.

 
 
 
r.t..b...
3.1.1  r.t..b...  replied to  Release The Kraken @3.1    last year
I've decided to hold off.

Never ever be afraid to stick your neck out, Fish. Follow your dreams.

 
 
 
Tacos!
3.2  Tacos!  replied to  Texan1211 @3    last year

It's all about fairness. Everyone should get a chance to play.

 
 
 
JohnRussell
4  JohnRussell    last year

I'm just waiting for the first person to say they believe this is real. 

 
 
 
Release The Kraken
4.1  seeder  Release The Kraken  replied to  JohnRussell @4    last year

Actually, when John is upset or doesn't like an article his comments then become the funny.

A sincere Thank you!!!!!!

 
 
 
KDMichigan
4.2  KDMichigan  replied to  JohnRussell @4    last year
I'm just waiting for the first person to say they believe this is real. 

HAHAHA Something like this?

original

 
 
 
Release The Kraken
4.2.1  seeder  Release The Kraken  replied to  KDMichigan @4.2    last year

Ooooooooooh no, not the CNN pic again!

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KDMichigan
4.2.2  KDMichigan  replied to  Release The Kraken @4.2.1    last year

Fake news cooper never gets old. You should watch the video of him trying to brush this off while he is standing next to cat tails....that grow in ditches.

 
 
 
JohnRussell
4.2.3  JohnRussell  replied to  KDMichigan @4.2.2    last year

Anderson Cooper has a video that debunks ALL of this. I gave you the link. I guess you'd rather be stubborn than factual. That is a trait of today's right winger. 

 
 
 
MrFrost
4.2.4  MrFrost  replied to  KDMichigan @4.2.2    last year
Fake news cooper never gets old.

Care to list all those fake news stories? 

 
 
 
Release The Kraken
4.2.5  seeder  Release The Kraken  replied to  MrFrost @4.2.4    last year

Which ones, CNN, MSLSD, the Washington Compost and The New York Slimes ran them for almost 3 years.

The leftizoid media is making Alex Jones look like Walter Cronkite.

 
 
 
MrFrost
4.2.6  MrFrost  replied to  Release The Kraken @4.2.5    last year
Alex Jones look like Walter Cronkite.

Yea, that's why he keeps getting kicked off of social media sites. Do you think Sandy Hook was all a hoax as well? 

Interesting. 

 
 
 
Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom
4.2.7  Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom  replied to  Release The Kraken @4.2.5    last year
The leftizoid media is making Alex Jones look like Walter Cronkite.

You know I love you more than my midnight blue bustier with the rhinestone peace signs embroidered on both double-D cups, but how dare you use Walter Cronkite's name in such a heinous way.  

 
 
 
Release The Kraken
4.2.9  seeder  Release The Kraken  replied to    last year

I think the guy is a switch hitter.

 
 
 
Sean Treacy
5  Sean Treacy    last year

Ha!

 
 
 
Tacos!
6  Tacos!    last year

They don't technically keep score in tee ball, but we all know who really won, don't we. 

 
 
 
SteevieGee
7  SteevieGee    last year

Wasn't that the same tee that pitched a perfect game just about two weeks ago?

 
 
 
r.t..b...
7.1  r.t..b...  replied to  SteevieGee @7    last year
Wasn't that the same tee that pitched a perfect game just about two weeks ago?

Tebow will eventually make to to the bigs if this keeps up.

 
 
 
Release The Kraken
8  seeder  Release The Kraken    last year

We have a LGBTQ t-ball league that plays on Wendsdays.

It's extremely competitive. 

 
 
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