Least Masculine Society In Human History Decides Masculinity Is A Growing Threat

  
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Least Masculine Society In Human History Decides Masculinity Is A Growing Threat

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U.S.—As society becomes increasingly dominated by nerds, hipsters, and computer programmers, people have fixated on what they think is our biggest problem: masculinity.

“It’s just toxic and causes nothing but problems,” said Elisha Mcewen, a vegan activist and no threat whatsoever to spiders or tight jar lids. “I was sharing my feelings on masculinity with other men in my drum circle, and we all agreed that if we ever encountered masculinity, we would run far away.”

Masculinity is said to have in the past been the cause of such things as violence, war, bullying, defeating the Nazis, carving society out of untamed wilderness, and landing men on the moon, but now masculinity is being driven out of society to make sure nothing like those things ever happens again. However, there are reports that masculinity still lurks out there, which is a source of anxiety to modern men and causes them to have upset tummies.

“I am just so worried that somewhere out there someone is still knowingly producing testosterone,” said Wyatt Lockhart, a Twitch streamer who had never thrown a punch outside of a video game. “I constantly have to find a safe place to calm down just thinking about it.”

Duke Miller, a Marine sergeant and one of the few remaining examples of traditional masculinity, was asked about his feelings on the negative view of masculinity, but he seemed confused by the word “feelings” and then punched out an elk just because.

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†hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh
1  seeder  †hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh    one week ago

Go get your T checked sissies.

 
 
 
cms5
2  cms5    one week ago
“I constantly have to find a safe place to calm down just thinking about it.”

Safe place to calm down?

Duke Miller, a Marine sergeant and one of the few remaining examples of traditional masculinity, was asked about his feelings on the negative view of masculinity, but he seemed confused by the word “feelings” and then punched out an elk just because.

Please tell me this is either sarcasm or satire...surely it can't be real.

 
 
 
†hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh
2.1  seeder  †hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh  replied to  cms5 @2    one week ago

it's satire but we do have a problem. A large group of men in America have lower testosterone and it even effects the way they vote.

http://www-news.uchicago.edu/releases/03/altruism.pdf

https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2013/06/how-hormones-influence-our-political-opinions/

https://www.dailywire.com/news/22906/buzzfeed-guys-test-their-testosterone-levels-amanda-prestigiacomo

So scientifically liberalism is linked to lower testosterone in men. It's treatable.

 
 
 
JohnRussell
2.1.1  JohnRussell  replied to  †hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh @2.1    one week ago

What sort of hormone malfunction explains anachro-capitalism or right wing libertarianism? 

 
 
 
†hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh
2.1.2  seeder  †hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh  replied to  JohnRussell @2.1.1    one week ago

Normal testosterone levels with many benefits. Still wake up with morning wood and don't fantasize about getting pegged. Lean muscle mass and the ability to drive it for 30 minutes so she doesn't have to resort to battery operated deficiency devices.

 
 
 
JohnRussell
2.1.3  JohnRussell  replied to  †hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh @2.1.2    6 days ago

Normal testosterone levels create unbridled greed and selfishness, and cause its proponents to believe in unworkable utopias as political philosophy?  That a sad. 

 
 
 
†hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh
2.1.4  seeder  †hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh  replied to  JohnRussell @2.1.3    6 days ago

It actually allows one to be confident enough to take care of their family without begging someone else to give them something they don't deserve and didn't earn.

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
2.1.5  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  †hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh @2.1    6 days ago

You don't need testosterone to vote.  Testosterone just gets men in trouble.   All you need is common sense and the need to vote responsibly, no matter what party you are.

 
 
 
JohnRussell
2.1.6  JohnRussell  replied to  †hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh @2.1.4    6 days ago

Are you trying to say that if every man on earth had enough testosterone then there would be no more poor people? 

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Uh, capitalism REQUIRES poverty (poor people) in order to function. Capitalism creates poverty because it is based on paying the worker the least amount of money possible. In a capitalist society there will always be a good number of poor people. Always. 

Maybe those laid off high testosterone guys can form a fight club or something. 

 
 
 
MUVA
2.1.7  MUVA  replied to  †hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh @2.1.4    6 days ago

Yep testosterone makes you more of a man regardless of what the commercials say.

 
 
 
MUVA
2.1.8  MUVA  replied to  JohnRussell @2.1.6    6 days ago

There was way more poverty before capitalism.

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
2.1.9  Perrie Halpern R.A.  replied to  MUVA @2.1.8    6 days ago

Are you saying there was no capitalism during those "Hover Cities?"

Of course, there was.

In fact, capitalism reigned supreme before the bust of '29. After that, there were tons of poor.

 
 
 
MUVA
2.1.10  MUVA  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A. @2.1.9    6 days ago

What lifted the poor up from the 1920’s to now it sure as hell wasn’t socialism it was you guess it capitalism.

 
 
 
MUVA
2.1.11  MUVA  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A. @2.1.9    6 days ago

Man for a middle of the road person you really seem to embrace a lot of leftist talking points hmmm.

 
 
 
r.t..b...
2.1.12  r.t..b...  replied to  MUVA @2.1.7    6 days ago
makes you more of a man

Testosterone simply makes one a male. What makes a man has little to do with chemistry and much more to do with how one chooses to interact. Does one choose to act in a 'masculine' way in the 'boys will be boys' mentality, or does one act with the inner strength required to always treat women in a respectful manner, to raise their children to be the best they can be while allowing them to define themselves, and understanding their own weaknesses and shortcomings and not projecting them onto others in a vain attempt to make one look stronger by comparison. As a gender, we have a long way to go. 

 
 
 
JohnRussell
2.1.13  JohnRussell  replied to  MUVA @2.1.11    6 days ago

You think post 2.1.9 Perrie Halpern RA  is leftist?

LOL. Thats hilarious. 

 
 
 
MUVA
2.1.14  MUVA  replied to  MUVA @2.1.11    6 days ago

No I think she is a wonderful person don’t take everything so seriously there really is no reason to

 
 
 
MUVA
2.1.15  MUVA  replied to  r.t..b... @2.1.12    6 days ago

You haven’t heard a ageless male commercial I was joking.

 
 
 
Jack_TX
2.1.16  Jack_TX  replied to  JohnRussell @2.1.1    6 days ago
What sort of hormone malfunction explains anachro-capitalism or right wing libertarianism? 

Chest hair.

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
2.1.17  Perrie Halpern R.A.  replied to  MUVA @2.1.11    6 days ago

That is not a left talking point. That is a fact. There was huge capitalism before '29, and it was the cause of the crash. What brought us out of the crash was the Roosevelt administration and war. Part of that was reassuring people into reinvesting in capitalism while making sure that the banks were stable and the new deal. 

https://www.history.com/topics/great-depression/great-depression-history

And I never said I was a middle of the road person. I said I was an independent. That means I make my calls issue by issue.

 
 
 
Drakkonis
2.1.18  Drakkonis  replied to  †hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh @2.1    6 days ago
it's satire but we do have a problem. A large group of men in America have lower testosterone and it even effects the way they vote.

It's the fluoride in the water supply reacting with chemtrails in order to control us!

 
 
 
Vic Eldred
2.1.19  Vic Eldred  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A. @2.1.17    6 days ago
That is not a left talking point. That is a fact. There was huge capitalism before '29, and it was the cause of the crash.

It is one of the things we accept in a Capitalist society. There will be highs and lows from time to time, but it provides more opportunity to more people than any other system. I notice that you neglect to mention that those people who survived the Great Depression (It was world wide - the biggest) got to enjoy the greatest period of prosperity in the (50's & 60's) history of mankind!   Socialism can't do that and has ALWAYS failed wherever it's been tried.

 
 
 
cjcold
2.1.20  cjcold  replied to  JohnRussell @2.1.3    6 days ago

Now that I'm in my mid sixties and the testosterone levels have dropped, I haven't shot anybody in years and don't even feel (mostly) about punching anybody out or slicing them up anymore.

Thinking about taking supplements. Getting old is boring!

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
2.1.21  Perrie Halpern R.A.  replied to  Vic Eldred @2.1.19    5 days ago

Vic,

 I notice that you neglect to mention that those people who survived the Great Depression (It was world wide - the biggest) got to enjoy the greatest period of prosperity in the (50's & 60's) history of mankind!   Socialism can't do that and has ALWAYS failed wherever it's been tried.

I totally agree with you. What has happened after that, has been a great disappointment. But I am not a socialist, so I don't think that it would help either. 

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
2.1.22  Perrie Halpern R.A.  replied to  cjcold @2.1.20    5 days ago

LMAO!

 
 
 
Jack_TX
2.1.23  Jack_TX  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A. @2.1.17    5 days ago
What brought us out of the crash was the Roosevelt administration and war.  

But mostly the war.

 
 
 
Tacos!
3  Tacos!    one week ago

Yeah, well, femininity is no prize either.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
3.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  Tacos! @3    6 days ago

You say that as tho you went through puberty and menopause....

lol

because you're right

 
 
 
Tacos!
3.1.1  Tacos!  replied to  Trout Giggles @3.1    6 days ago
You say that as tho you went through puberty and menopause....

I did. As a victim/husband/father of girls, and coach of even more girls. We hear a lot about how this or that societal institution would be vastly better if run by women. It's not true. Different, sure. Better? Nah uh.

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
3.1.2  Perrie Halpern R.A.  replied to  Tacos! @3.1.1    6 days ago

I think that both sexes have their good points and their bad. The major difference between men and women is that women don't have a steady flow of hormones day to day and at the end of fertility and sure for some women that effects that affect and so yes they can be moody. But on the other hand, men are far more violent. 

So to me, it's a toss up.

 
 
 
Tacos!
3.1.3  Tacos!  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A. @3.1.2    6 days ago
I think that both sexes have their good points and their bad.

Sure they do. No question.

Not long ago, society tended to exclude women from all sorts of things, insisting only men could do them. That was wrong, and we have tried to build up women and correct that imbalance. However, in the last 20 years or so, I think the pendulum has swung too far in the other direction. It has now become quite fashionable to ridicule fathers (just look at TV dads) and demonize maleness in general.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
3.1.4  Trout Giggles  replied to  Tacos! @3.1.3    6 days ago
It has now become quite fashionable to ridicule fathers (just look at TV dads) and demonize maleness in general.

Oh, I hate those commercials! They push this garbage on TV and men will just throw their hands up and say "Well, I'm too STOOPID so why try?"

 
 
 
MUVA
3.1.5  MUVA  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A. @3.1.2    6 days ago

That is a sweeping generalization I so mad I’m going to beat my kids.

 
 
 
Ronin2
3.1.6  Ronin2  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A. @3.1.2    6 days ago
and so yes they can be moody.

That is your definition of moody? Tell that to all of the animals when my girlfriend comes over. Six animals find any hiding spots they can. That includes two dogs that are 70 and close to 100 pounds. They don't run from me like that when I am in a horrendous mood after work. I get no respect at all from animals, or women.

I could only dream of having that type of affect.

 
 
 
KDMichigan
4  KDMichigan    one week ago

LMAO it's funny because it's true. 

Wearing black masks and skinny jeans seems to be what the left considers Masculine.

 
 
 
†hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh
4.1  seeder  †hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh  replied to  KDMichigan @4    one week ago

A simple injection of testosterone cypionate in the thigh once every two weeks restores their dignity. They then don't have to ask their girlfriend or genderless partner to carry their fruity craft beer to the register, they can lift in themselves.

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It Is ME
4.1.1  It Is ME  replied to  †hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh @4.1    6 days ago

When Fat Man Knocks Out Bodybuilder

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
4.1.2  Perrie Halpern R.A.  replied to  †hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh @4.1    6 days ago
A simple injection of testosterone cypionate in the thigh once every two weeks restores their dignity. 

And also gives you prostate cancer and baldness. 

 
 
 
†hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh
4.1.3  seeder  †hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A. @4.1.2    6 days ago

The prostate cancer has been disproved but that's a different topic.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
4.1.4  Trout Giggles  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A. @4.1.2    6 days ago

I thought too much testosterone shrunk a man's testicles? Or is it his penis?

 
 
 
†hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh
4.1.5  seeder  †hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh  replied to  Trout Giggles @4.1.4    6 days ago

It's the testies but if it's low they start skimming the toilet water like deflated yam bags. Who wants a guy that's all nuts no mule anyway?

 
 
 
devangelical
4.1.6  devangelical  replied to  Trout Giggles @4.1.4    6 days ago

that's steroids. prolonged use turns bratwursts into vienna sausages

 
 
 
†hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh
4.1.7  seeder  †hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh  replied to  devangelical @4.1.6    6 days ago

Old fallacy my friend. It makes the nuts look 18 again. No need to get a bra for the saggy ones anymore.

Not to mention you then can plow endlessly, Then bang it against the headboard and get it going again. No more rolling over in sham and falling a sleep while your wife lays in bed disappointed.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
4.1.8  Trout Giggles  replied to  devangelical @4.1.6    6 days ago

Testosterone is a steroid, isn't it?

 
 
 
†hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh
4.1.9  seeder  †hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh  replied to  Trout Giggles @4.1.8    6 days ago

It's a hormone, just like taking an estrogen supplement after a hysterectomy.

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
4.1.10  Perrie Halpern R.A.  replied to  Trout Giggles @4.1.8    6 days ago
Testosterone is a steroid, isn't it?

It is indeedy. There are two types of steroids, corticosteroids and anabolic-androgenic steroids (or anabolics for short).

Testosterone is an anabolic steroid. 

 
 
 
devangelical
4.1.11  devangelical  replied to  Trout Giggles @4.1.8    6 days ago

fuck if I know. I don't use either. my Dr. uncle warned me about the risks of taking steroids. I laughed and told him I'm no gym rat and never will be. my physique then was due to hard work.

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
4.1.12  Perrie Halpern R.A.  replied to  devangelical @4.1.11    6 days ago
my physique then was due to hard work.

We need proof. Do a selfie of just your bod, LOL!

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
4.1.13  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  devangelical @4.1.6    6 days ago

Then there is the possibility of roid rage which can be deadly and have lingering health problems even if no longer taking them.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
4.1.14  Trout Giggles  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A. @4.1.10    6 days ago
Testosterone is an anabolic steroid. 

thought so

 
 
 
†hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh
4.1.15  seeder  †hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @4.1.13    6 days ago
Then there is the possibility of roid rage which can be deadly.

Fallacy, men with low t suffer from more rage.

What is Irritable Male Syndrome?
Irritable male syndrome (IMS) can be defined as a state of hypersensitivity, frustration, anxiety, and anger that occurs in males and is associated with biochemical changes, hormonal fluctuations, stress, and loss of male identity.
IE if you have low t you become a grumpy old woman.

Now if you are hitting massive cocktails of steroids and hormones you might become a problem.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
4.1.16  Trout Giggles  replied to  devangelical @4.1.11    6 days ago

It's ironic that my father had a "Dad bod" but he was very strong. He could hoist 2 one hundred pound bags of feed on his shoulders and walk them over to where they needed to be. He got all of his muscle from working, too

 
 
 
Tessylo
4.1.17  Tessylo  replied to  Trout Giggles @4.1.14    6 days ago

Those commercials about what ever those supplements are get on my nerves.  Don't you naturally have less testosterone as you get older?

What is the need for the added testosterone?

 
 
 
†hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh
4.1.18  seeder  †hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh  replied to  Tessylo @4.1.17    6 days ago

512

 
 
 
Tessylo
4.1.19  Tessylo  replied to  †hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh @4.1.18    6 days ago

Yawn.  

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
4.1.20  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  †hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh @4.1.15    6 days ago

My thought ran more towards those who overuse for sports and body building.

 
 
 
devangelical
4.1.21  devangelical  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A. @4.1.12    6 days ago

you first. topless preferred, thong optional. thank you.

 
 
 
†hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh
4.1.22  seeder  †hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh  replied to  devangelical @4.1.21    6 days ago

You know Perrie is female  right?

Ok just checking....

 
 
 
devangelical
4.1.23  devangelical  replied to  †hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh @4.1.22    6 days ago

... her gender isn't the one in question and I doubt she needs to take testosterone. I don't know of any fish that have dicks though.

 
 
 
It Is ME
5  It Is ME    one week ago

"in my drum circle"

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"Passive" ……… "#SavesLivestoo" ! jrSmiley_97_smiley_image.gif

 
 
 
†hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh
5.1  seeder  †hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh  replied to  It Is ME @5    6 days ago

Are you a grump, did you want to thumb your butt, wear a dress and vote for Hillary?

You might have low T.

Not to mention, science explains it.

 
 
 
It Is ME
5.1.1  It Is ME  replied to  †hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh @5.1    6 days ago
Are you a grump

I'm a "Gramps" ! 

A "Sarcastic' one at that. jrSmiley_18_smiley_image.gif

 
 
 
†hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh
5.1.2  seeder  †hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh  replied to  It Is ME @5.1.1    6 days ago

The funniest is when the study came out about lefty men the boys at buzzfeed had their's checked. Results, predictable

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It Is ME
5.1.3  It Is ME  replied to  †hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh @5.1.2    6 days ago

320

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
5.1.4  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  †hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh @5.1    6 days ago

You put on orange face and wear a dead animal for hair, you might have none.

 
 
 
loki12
6  loki12    6 days ago

Fish, you are the master of obscure articles. How did you miss that yesterday started a once in a lifetime event?

yesterday started a rare 10 day palindrome period.

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†hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh
6.1  seeder  †hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh  replied to  loki12 @6    6 days ago

Gay penguins homeslice....gay penguins 

 
 
 
loki12
6.1.1  loki12  replied to  †hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh @6.1    6 days ago

Are they Gay? Or is their T level so low, and that, coupled with the cold, makes the other penguin appear female?

 
 
 
squiggy
6.2  squiggy  replied to  loki12 @6    6 days ago

... named after Sarah actually, who could read off her hand, front and back.

 
 
 
Freedom Warrior
7  Freedom Warrior    6 days ago

Probably helps explain why a guy my age doesn't have to play nice to some effeminate millennial d-bag .  And no I have no intention of punching an Elk.

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
7.1  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  Freedom Warrior @7    6 days ago

I am sure elk everywhere appreciate that as I suspect you have a mean right hook.jrSmiley_91_smiley_image.gif

 
 
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