DONALD TRUMP JR. AND THE GUYS WHO MAKE THEIR GIRLFRIENDS DO THEIR FIGHTING
Donald Trump Jr., one of the president’s top two dumbest failsons, has taken his spray-on beard and hit the road to promote a new book he claims to have written. It’s called Triggered , just like Joe Rogan ’s 2016 Netflix comedy special , and while we all sit around fantasizing about a long, costly lawsuit based on this fact, Don is facing a different threat: an army of trolls he thought had his back. It’s a little complicated, but there’s a growing faction of the extremist right that’s tired of establishment Republican grifters choosing to make an easy buck instead of getting to work on the genocidal project of transforming America into a white Christian supremacist autocracy.
Donnie, of course, falls into sellout camp, not least for hawking 304 pages of what’s been described as “ Fox News you can read on the toilet .” So does his girlfriend, Kimberly Guilfoyle, a former Fox News personality who has hitched her star directly to the Trump family’s fortunes. Same for Charlie Kirk of Turning Point USA, an organization that takes money from withered old millionaires and the National Rifle Association to make dogshit memes mocking “safe spaces.” Which is how the trio wound up heckled at a UCLA event for Triggered by a group of ostensible supporters. Learning there would be no question and answer segment “ due to time constraints ,” they started angry chants, downing out Don’s efforts to speak. That’s when Guilfoyle took over.
Donald Trump Jr., one of the president’s top two dumbest failsons, has taken his spray-on beard and hit the road to promote a new book he claims to have written. It’s called Triggered , just like Joe Rogan ’s 2016 Netflix comedy special , and while we all sit around fantasizing about a long, costly lawsuit based on this fact, Don is facing a different threat: an army of trolls he thought had his back. It’s a little complicated, but there’s a growing faction of the extremist right that’s tired of establishment Republican grifters choosing to make an easy buck instead of getting to work on the genocidal project of transforming America into a white Christian supremacist autocracy.
Donnie, of course, falls into sellout camp, not least for hawking 304 pages of what’s been described as “ Fox News you can read on the toilet .” So does his girlfriend, Kimberly Guilfoyle, a former Fox News personality who has hitched her star directly to the Trump family’s fortunes. Same for Charlie Kirk of Turning Point USA, an organization that takes money from withered old millionaires and the National Rifle Association to make dogshit memes mocking “safe spaces.” Which is how the trio wound up heckled at a UCLA event for Triggered by a group of ostensible supporters. Learning there would be no question and answer segment “ due to time constraints ,” they started angry chants, downing out Don’s efforts to speak. That’s when Guilfoyle took over.
Truthfully, Don walked into a no-win situation when he made that appearance: Either sit back while Guilfoyle fought the battle for him, or start yelling back at the agitators, thereby becoming the “triggered” subject of his own half-assed polemic. The latter outcome would have been quite funny, though I’m not sure it could have matched the image of Donnie and Charlie looking sad and defeated as the only woman on stage embarrassed herself on their behalf, both these deeply uncharismatic men knowing they stood no chance of gaining control over the room.
Well, they made this bed, and they deserve to lie in it together — but it’s especially gratifying to see that when it comes to standing up for their fake principles, they can’t even muster a hint of the archaic manliness they peddle as part of their gender essentialist agenda.
Nice work, lads.
I heard that at an event the 'president's' son was going to be at, I think it's women for tRump, they would all get a copy of shitstain Jr.s' book.
Oh yeah and crazy bitch Roseanne will be there too.
That's sounds like a real winner of an event /s/.
I bet there will be DOZENS of people there.
His skank girlfriend was let go at Fux because she passed around dick pics of whoever she was screwing at the time.
I bet shitstain Jr. is a little dicked loser too.
Yawn. Is that all you have, dumb ass memes?
It's more than you deserve.....................Ignore me if you must.
What a stupid remark.
Probably a very good idea that you don't attack Dwayne for wearing a lava lava...It probably wouldn't end well for the attacker.
When I read that title the first person who came to mind was Obama who used women to do his dirty work.
How so?
When I read that title the first person who came to mind was Obama who used women to do his dirty work.
Link?
Valerie Jarrett. Loretta Lynch. Mrs. Obama. Sonya Sotomayor. Elana Kagan. and there are more. All that was missing was the strings attached to the two wooden tees.
Yep, and Susan Rice.
I think we could torture information out of our terrorist enemies by reading them passages from Trump Jr's. book. They will spill their guts rather than be forced to listen to that crap.