Trump Assigns Meat Loaf & Gary Busey To Covid-19 Team
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A ROUSING, confetti-strewn Covid-19 briefing by President Donald Trump at the White House yesterday was capped off with a host of surprise guest virus experts, including Grammy-award winning singer and actor Meat Loaf, and Gary Busey.
The announcements capped off a spectacular press corp meeting, where the President declared ‘war on the germs’ and treated journalists to a one-hour supercut of people saying nice things about him, which both Loaf and Busey clapped along enthusiastically to.
Trump went on to state the duo are to combine their considerable talents and fill the role formerly held by Dr. Anthony Fauci, which came as news to the veteran immunologist who was standing on the platform at the time.
“Meat Loaf and Gary Busey have been very supportive of me throughout this, and unlike Dr. Fauci, not a single American has died under their watch in the last two months. So for that reason, Dr. Fauci, you’re fired” said Trump, pointing directly into camera even though Fauci was behind him.
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Trump’s first challenge for the duo; coming up with a viable vaccine for Covid-19 and saving the world has proved unsuccessful, but has created some excellent TV as Busey wanders around aimlessly and Meat goes fucking crazy at everything.
Trump Assigns Meat Loaf & Gary Busey To Covid-19 Team
they sound better than the group i read about this mourning
Next Trump appoints Kid Rock as FED Chairman...
What, no Ted Nugent?
Ha! Great minds.
Or Little John ? Or Palin ? Or Oma(you will kneel down)rosa ?
I think Omarosa is out. She had the nerve to write a book.
Aww, poor Ted Nugent was left out?
Ted could tell everyone to hunt for food instead of going to the grocery store.
Some of us do. Freezer full of wild game.
Wanna come over for roasted Black Duck with a wild leek sauce/red wine reduction?
Ah, no thanks. I will take some venison though.
He doesn't worry about TP he just craps his pants.
Such a patriot that guy.
That's because he thinks his s*it don't stink.
Fair enough, don’t know what you’re missing though. Black duck is the filet mignon of the duck world.
Yummy
I have actually never had it before. Maybe one day. Never had rabbit either.
Did have alligator.
Black duck is pretty rare. At least around here
In other news the wicked witch of the west (Pelosi) and the east coast devils spawn Schumer were pissed because Trump didn’t pick them. Pelosi was quoted as saying; I can’t understand it. We’ve always been so supportive of Trump ......