Breaking News :President Trump addresses the Nation about a covert hostage rescue

  

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By:  the-peoples-fish-still-hand-of-the-queen  •  4 months ago  •  31 comments

Breaking News :President Trump addresses the Nation about a covert hostage rescue

Transcript of the President's Address


"At 2:21 AM this morning I authorized a hostage rescue based on Intelligence Vice President Joe Biden was being held against his will in the basement of his home. Forensic experts were able to determine that the videos being released by his campaign were being manipulated. Several suspects were apprehended during the rescue. Rest assured that Vice President Biden is receiving the best medical care our nation has available and when he is stable he will be transported to an assisted living facility for Alzheimer patients. During the debriefing it was uncovered that Vice President Biden was not aware he was even running for President.  Speaker Nancy Pelosi and several Democrat leaders were notified prior to the recovery mission.

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Vice President Joe Biden was found tied to a chair in his basement, he was dehydrated and is currently in stable but critical condition. Doctors say he will make a full recovery.

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Several suspects have been arrested to include the Former First Lady and Secretary of State, Senator Hillary Clinton who was slated to be Vice President Joe Biden's pick for Vice President. Former Campaign manager Robby Mook and Personal assistant Huma Abedin. They are being charged with kidnapping. Intelligence uncovered the plot to replace Vice President Joe Biden shortly after the 2020 election.

I want to thank the brave men and women who risked their lives to rescue the Vice President, it went bigly

God bless America"


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Release The Kraken
1  author  Release The Kraken    4 months ago

Shocking!

 
 
 
igknorantzrulz
1.1  igknorantzrulz  replied to  Release The Kraken @1    4 months ago

he was obviously just Biden his time, there in the bsasement.

 
 
 
It Is ME
2  It Is ME    4 months ago

Don't Fuck me Joe !

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igknorantzrulz
2.1  igknorantzrulz  replied to  It Is ME @2    4 months ago

what, r u playin hard to get... ?

 
 
 
It Is ME
2.1.1  It Is ME  replied to  igknorantzrulz @2.1    4 months ago
what, r u playin hard to get... ?

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squiggy
3  squiggy    4 months ago

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Release The Kraken
4  author  Release The Kraken    4 months ago

In light of the recent revelations about Obamagate it's important to note Big Mike was not involved.

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JohnRussell
5  JohnRussell    4 months ago

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Release The Kraken
5.1  author  Release The Kraken  replied to  JohnRussell @5    4 months ago

Well we've heard that before, Russia, impeach...ROFL

Don't get angry bro, big mike wasn't involved!

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JohnRussell
5.1.1  JohnRussell  replied to  Release The Kraken @5.1    4 months ago

28% strongly approve of Trump in one of the recent polls. 

28%, thats pretty much just you and your social media following. No one else can stand the guy. 

 
 
 
Release The Kraken
5.1.2  author  Release The Kraken  replied to  JohnRussell @5.1.1    4 months ago

Yep, Biden is going to win 99.99% guaranteed.

I'm going to be here the day after with a wheel barrow to collect all the salt.

 
 
 
JohnRussell
5.1.3  JohnRussell  replied to  Release The Kraken @5.1.2    4 months ago

Fake news probably won't work as well this time as it did in 2016. 

 
 
 
It Is ME
5.1.4  It Is ME  replied to  Release The Kraken @5.1.2    4 months ago
Yep, Biden is going to win 99.99% guaranteed.

Love those guarantee's !

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JohnRussell
5.1.5  JohnRussell  replied to  It Is ME @5.1.4    4 months ago

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Release The Kraken
5.1.6  author  Release The Kraken  replied to  JohnRussell @5.1.3    4 months ago

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It Is ME
5.1.7  It Is ME  replied to  JohnRussell @5.1.5    4 months ago

Shouldn't that say …… BUTT...her emails ?

 
 
 
Release The Kraken
5.1.8  author  Release The Kraken  replied to  It Is ME @5.1.7    4 months ago

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Release The Kraken
6  author  Release The Kraken    4 months ago

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squiggy
6.1  squiggy  replied to  Release The Kraken @6    4 months ago

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JohnRussell
7  JohnRussell    4 months ago

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Release The Kraken
7.1  author  Release The Kraken  replied to  JohnRussell @7    4 months ago

You just can't give up the Russia Hoax can you. Your entire party is now affiliated with the biggest scandal in US history. We all remember how invested you were in it over the last three years.

There really isn't a plate of crow big enough is there?

Wait until the early morning raids start happening to your favorite paid pundits who worked for Obamagate. I can hear it now, who tipped off fox news, that's bullshit.

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JohnRussell
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Release The Kraken
8.1  author  Release The Kraken  replied to  JohnRussell @8    4 months ago

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JohnRussell
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Release The Kraken
8.1.2  author  Release The Kraken  replied to  JohnRussell @8.1.1    4 months ago

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GregTx
8.1.3  GregTx  replied to  JohnRussell @8.1.1    4 months ago

That's a new rule? I've been rolling with that for several presidents now.

 
 
 
It Is ME
9  It Is ME    4 months ago

Words can come back and "BITE" at times.

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Just Jim NC TttH
10  Just Jim NC TttH    4 months ago

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Just Jim NC TttH
11  Just Jim NC TttH    4 months ago

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Release The Kraken
11.1  author  Release The Kraken  replied to  Just Jim NC TttH @11    4 months ago

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