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Toilet Paper Is Getting Smaller

  

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Via:  nona62  •  9 years ago  •  37 comments

Toilet Paper Is Getting Smaller

Toilet Paper Is Getting Smaller

Does your toilet paper seem smaller to you these days? Well, you're not crazy: It is. As the Washington Post reports, toilet paper squares used to be 4.5 inches by 4.5 inches. Nowadays, they're up to a half-inch narrower, shorteror both. (Apparently, it's enough of a difference to be noticeable to the naked eye: Last week, a reader wrote in to the Los Angeles Times complaining about a "26% reduction in surface area.") And, as Consumer Reports noted last year, the cardboard tubes are also increasing in diameter as the number of sheets per roll decreases. But the price is not falling: In 2012 and 2013, the unit price rose about 2% per year. (In 2013, the Wall Street Journal explained that the process of selling less paper for the same price is known as "desheeting.")

"A standard roll is much smaller than it used to be, so now they're selling double rolls. So, without being scientific, I think a double roll is pretty well equivalent to what a standard roll was perhaps a decade ago," a research analyst tells NPR . One not-as-obvious reason for the TP trend is that companies that make toilet paper also make products like paper towels and napkins. Though toilet paper is essentialAmericans are estimated to use an average of 46 sheets per day, and that's probably not set to change any time soonpaper towel and napkin sales are falling. In particular, large companies, like offices and restaurants, are moving toward things like air dryers or, the analyst explains, rationing how many napkins they dole out to customers. But they'll never cut down on their TP orders in an attempt to ration that particular product, so orders will remain steady. (As for those hand dryers, you might not want to use them .)

http://www.newser.com/story/201978/toilet-paper-is-getting-smaller.html


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Nona62
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link   seeder  Nona62    9 years ago

But they'll never cut down on their TP orders in an attempt to ration that particular product, so orders will remain steady. (As for those hand dryers, you might not want to use them .)

 
 
 
Nona62
Professor Silent
link   seeder  Nona62    9 years ago

I'm thinking it's both....

 
 
 
Robert in Ohio
Professor Guide
link   Robert in Ohio    9 years ago

I gotta go with b f on this one, butts are getting bigger and a much faster pace than manufacturers are cutting the size of toilet paper.

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Nona62
Professor Silent
link   seeder  Nona62    9 years ago

Which article?

 
 
 
Dowser
Sophomore Quiet
link   Dowser    9 years ago

YES it is smaller. and YES the rolls don't last as long. and YES the prices keep going up.

It is beginning to remind me of the TP that came in WWII K-rations. Wax-papery, small little folded sheets. And that was supposed to last one week. HUH???

It is terrifically annoying!

 
 
 
Nona62
Professor Silent
link   seeder  Nona62    9 years ago

I also believe that people's butts are getting bigger, meaning there is more to wipe.....sigh

 
 
 
Dowser
Sophomore Quiet
link   Dowser    9 years ago

Yup.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
link   Buzz of the Orient    9 years ago

"desheeting"? I guess that also means that we should cut down on our "sheeting" (in order to use less paper, of course).

I remember way back when the paper companies first clandestinely increased the diameter of the cardboard roll. It was quite a revelation (or should that be "revolution"?)

Eventually we may have to use bidets equipped with drier blowers.

 
 
 
Nona62
Professor Silent
link   seeder  Nona62    9 years ago

deesheeting can be the result of less eating!

 
 
 
Miss_Construed
Freshman Silent
link   Miss_Construed    9 years ago

Are assholes getting bigger? Ha... stupid question...

But seriously, even if I have a big ass, I dont use toilet paper on the whole thing... maybe I'm doing it wrong?

 
 
 
Nona62
Professor Silent
link   seeder  Nona62    9 years ago

Are assholes getting bigger? I don't know, but there are a lot more of them!! Smile.gif

 
 
 
Nona62
Professor Silent
link   seeder  Nona62    9 years ago

Not only that RW, I have heard that the double roll can easily clog up the toilet.

 
 
 
LynneA
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link   LynneA    9 years ago

LOL! I'm with you, the butt surface area is larger but I don't believe the area requiring paper is a linear function...just sayin'

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   Kavika     9 years ago

I've started a new business to take advantage of bigger butts and smaller toilet paper.

My new company will be called, ''BBBTP'' (big butt big toilet paper)

This is the first public photo of it.

giant_toilet_roll.jpg

You can order it from Amazon (play on words) or direct from

BBBTP

Number 2 Posterior Circle

ButterButt, WI.

22222.

 
 
 
LynneA
Freshman Silent
link   LynneA    9 years ago
  • 24.gif 24.gif You'll need to work with Kohler on a BBT (big butt toilet)...perhaps a joint venture! I can put up some paper to help out.
 
 
 
Nona62
Professor Silent
link   seeder  Nona62    9 years ago

ROFLMBBO!!

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   Kavika     9 years ago

Darn it Lynne, I wasn't ready to announce my new and improved BBT, but since you brought it up, here it is.

As you can see it's adjustable to better fit large, XL, XXL, XXXL butts. (those numbers are starting to look the SUPER BOWL)...LOLOLOL, I crack myself up.

adjustable-toilet-seat.jpg

 
 
 
LynneA
Freshman Silent
link   LynneA    9 years ago

Sorry, to jump the seat! Its looking great, should fit just about any butt I've seen, including WalMart shoppers. Good fun, needed a few laughs to end my day.

 
 
 
Nona62
Professor Silent
link   seeder  Nona62    9 years ago

Super Bowl HA HA HA HA Does that have a Royal Flush??

 
 
 
Nona62
Professor Silent
link   seeder  Nona62    9 years ago

LOL...

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   Kavika     9 years ago

Me too, have a great evening Lynne.

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   Kavika     9 years ago

No, but it has a ''straight flush''.Smile.gif

 
 
 
Nona62
Professor Silent
link   seeder  Nona62    9 years ago

Kav...LMBO!!

 
 
 
Nona62
Professor Silent
link   seeder  Nona62    9 years ago

I would not want to see the butt that would fit the full extension that seat on the raw. Then, you might want to steer clear of WalMart...

 
 
 
Nona62
Professor Silent
link   seeder  Nona62    9 years ago
 
 
 
Nona62
Professor Silent
link   seeder  Nona62    9 years ago

I would not want to see the butt that would fit the full extension that seat on the raw

Either would I! Someone keeps stealing my Reply ....ggrrr...

 
 
 
Nona62
Professor Silent
link   seeder  Nona62    9 years ago

key word..."yet".... lol

 
 
 
Nona62
Professor Silent
link   seeder  Nona62    9 years ago

I pity the poor drunk that comes face to face with one of those.

ROFLOL!!

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
link   Buzz of the Orient    9 years ago

BBBTP 24.gif

 
 

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