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Biden Leading Trump Among Voters Who Favor Being Alive | The New Yorker

  

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Via:  jbb  •  4 years ago  •  13 comments

By:   Andy Borowitz (The New Yorker)

Biden Leading Trump Among Voters Who Favor Being Alive | The New Yorker
The President's new campaign manager accused the press of focussing too much on voters who wish to continue to breathe because of its own "anti-dying bias."

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By Andy Borowitz

August 3, 2020 Photograph by Andrew Harnik / AP / Shutterstock

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—With fewer than a hundred days until the election, Donald J. Trump is trailing Joe Biden badly among voters who describe themselves as in favor of being alive.

The poll, which was conducted by the University of Minnesota, shows Biden beating Trump by a whopping thirty-one per cent among voters who call continuing to exist the issue that is most important to them.

In several swing states, including Pennsylvania, Michigan, and Wisconsin, Biden has wiped out Trump's lead by racking up huge margins among the rather-not-die-right-now demographic.

"Trump needs to do something dramatic to show voters that he, too, is in favor of them staying alive," Davis Logsdon, who supervised the poll, said. "I'm not sure that shooting rubber bullets and tear gas at them sends that message."

Trump's new campaign manager, Bill Stepien, accused the media of focussing too much attention on the opinions of voters who wish to continue to breathe because of the press's own "anti-dying bias."

"This campaign is working overtime to identify voters who are not in favor of being alive and make sure they know that President Trump is on their side," he said.


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JBB
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1  seeder  JBB    4 years ago

I want to live...

 
 
 
Kavika
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2  Kavika     4 years ago
Trump's new campaign manager, Bill Stepien, accused the media of focussing too much attention on the opinions of voters who wish to continue to breathe because of the press's own "anti-dying bias."

That living thing is so passe with this administration. 

Gotta love Andy.

 
 
 
XXJefferson51
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2.1  XXJefferson51  replied to  Kavika @2    4 years ago

https://www.instagram.com/p/CDbrv4fJASR/?igshid=y8fd53yhu7yd

 
 
 
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Freshman Silent
3  Account Deleted    4 years ago

I wish to die
in spring, beneath
the cherry blossoms,
while the springtime moon
is full.

Saigyo (1190).

However - I would prefer  that spring be the spring of 2039 or so -  and not 2021.

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
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3.1  Perrie Halpern R.A.  replied to  Account Deleted @3    4 years ago

Adam... only another 19 years? I'm kind of hoping for another quality 30.

 
 
 
Ender
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3.1.1  Ender  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A. @3.1    4 years ago

I am waiting for when 100 is the new 50.

 
 
 
Texan1211
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4  Texan1211    4 years ago

Even funnier, Biden leads among dead voters, 100% to 0!

 
 
 
JBB
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4.1  seeder  JBB  replied to  Texan1211 @4    4 years ago

The Undead are Trump's. Undead Bloodsuckers!

 
 
 
Texan1211
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4.1.1  Texan1211  replied to  JBB @4.1    4 years ago

I am sure you thought that made sense

 
 
 
XXJefferson51
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4.2  XXJefferson51  replied to  Texan1211 @4    4 years ago

https://www.instagram.com/p/CDcWckdpCxa/?igshid=12qkyzi5b0iy6

 
 
 
Jeremy Retired in NC
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5  Jeremy Retired in NC    4 years ago

256

 
 
 
Texan1211
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5.1  Texan1211  replied to  Jeremy Retired in NC @5    4 years ago

Oh, nice touch with the "Drumpf"!!

Some of the folks here actually think that was his name.

 
 
 
Jeremy Retired in NC
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5.1.1  Jeremy Retired in NC  replied to  Texan1211 @5.1    4 years ago

I had one actually try to give me the lineage.  Naturally the accuracy is as questionable as the person.

 
 

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