Funny Blond Story
Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde.
Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
Suddenly the brunette yells, "Earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.
The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
The redhead then screams, "Tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She, too, escapes execution.
By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
The blonde shouts, "Fire!!
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lol I found this and wanted to share it with all of you...I hope you get a chuckle out of it!
What does a blonde see when she looks in a box of Cheerios?
"Donut Seeds"
Two funny blonde stories in one day - nice job Nona!
This is funny!
Funny! Dear Uppy!!! I love you!
aaawww....I didn't even plan on 2 blond stories!!
Why did the blond have a bruised belly button? Her boyfriend was blond too...
In a high school civics class, they were discussing the qualifications for becoming President of the United States. The requirements are pretty simple. The candidate must be a natural born citizen and at least 35 years old.
A blonde girl in the class piped up and began complaining about how unfair it was to require the candidate to be a natural born citizen. In her opinion, that made it impossible for many qualified people to run for the office. She went on and on, wrapping up her argument with "What makes a natural born citizen more qualified to be President than one born by C-Section?"
...groan....
A blonde, brunette and redhead passed away in a car accident.
They arrive at the pearly gates and they are told they will be told a joke every 10 steps and they must make it up 100 steps. If they laugh they will not able to get in.
The brunette went up 30 steps and laughed. The redhead went up 50 steps and laughed. The blonde got up all the way to the top and then started laughing hysterically.
When asked "Why did you laugh when you got to the top?" The blonde replied, "I just got the first joke!"
a little off color but still true, ...a blond still get more head room in their cars by tilting the steering wheel,....
lol.....
Who was the blond skeleton they found in the attic?
Hide and seek champion, 1964!
YIKES, ...frustration is having to explain to a blond what happens to a frog when it parks illegally......it gets toad....
LOL...Never heard that one...I love it!!
The Blonde that sold her car for gas money.
A Basement full of Blondes?
Whine Cellar.
The Blonde that was "Stuck" in the shower for Hours?
Shampoo Bottle read, Lather Rinse Repeat.
A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Brazilian...." The blonde replies, "Oh my God! You @!$%#! How many is a brazilian?"