Trump Somehow Not Likable Even After Being Coached by Chris Christie and Rudy Giuliani | The New Yorker

  

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Via:  jbb  •  2 weeks ago  •  29 comments

By:   Andy Borowitz (The New Yorker)

Trump Somehow Not Likable Even After Being Coached by Chris Christie and Rudy Giuliani | The New Yorker
After the debate, staffers were baffled that Trump could appear so off-putting and odious after being prepped by two of the nation's most beloved and appealing public figures.

Trump is having a lot of trouble overcoming his natural unlikeability...


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By Andy Borowitz

September 30, 2020 Borowitz-TrumpDebatePrep.jpg Photograph by Win McNamee / Getty

CLEVELAND, OHIO (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump somehow seemed unlikeable and obnoxious in his first 2020 debate performance, despite extensive pre-debate coaching from Chris Christie and Rudy Giuliani, campaign staffers have confirmed.

After the debate, staffers were baffled that Trump could appear so off-putting and odious after being prepped by two of the nation's most beloved and appealing public figures.

"Call it an aura, if you will, or a kind of magic, but Chris and Rudy have that special sauce that makes people want to hug them," one aide said. "We all thought that, by putting Trump in the same room with them, some of their fairy dust would rub off on him."

"It didn't happen," the aide said. "Chalk it up to the mysteries of politics."

In the wake of Trump's abysmal performance, the campaign is replacing Christie and Giuliani as coaches for the second debate. "It's more important than ever to make Trump likable, and that's why we're bringing in Mitch McConnell and Devin Nunes," the aide said.


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JBB
1  seeder  JBB    2 weeks ago

Polls find Trump is less likeable than tooth decay!

 
 
 
JBB
2  seeder  JBB    2 weeks ago

Are venereal warts more likeable than Trump?

 
 
 
JBB
3  seeder  JBB    2 weeks ago

Next time maybe Devin Nunez, Mitch McConnell and Lindsey Graham can coach Trump on likeability...

 
 
 
Tessylo
4  Tessylo    2 weeks ago

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Lindsey Graham photographed with leader of white nationalist group Proud Boys

 
 
 
JBB
4.1  seeder  JBB  replied to  Tessylo @4    2 weeks ago

I wonder if Miss G showed him all her ladybugs...

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/lindsey-graham-lady-g-rumor

 
 
 
Tessylo
4.1.1  Tessylo  replied to  JBB @4.1    2 weeks ago

I bet Ms. Lindsey had that bad boy put him over his knees and spank him silly.  

 
 
 
Ender
4.2  Ender  replied to  Tessylo @4    2 weeks ago

He looks awfully happy there...

 
 
 
Kavika
5  Kavika     2 weeks ago

You have to admit that Rudy and Chris did a hell'a job. Trump was so good that he insulted himself.

Now if Rudy and Chris could teach the Trumps (family) to wear a mask it would be a marked improvement over Trump's debate performance. 

Hold on, Chris doesn't know how to wear a mask.

 
 
 
JBB
5.1  seeder  JBB  replied to  Kavika @5    2 weeks ago

That Rose Garden event about wiped out the gop!

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
5.1.1  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  JBB @5.1    2 weeks ago

Campaign rally's are not supposed to be conducted in the Rose Garden to begin with.  It is in violation of the Hatch Act and Public law: Pub.L. 76–252   Attend one and come down with the CV, then you get what you deserve.

 
 
 
Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom
5.1.2  Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @5.1.1    2 weeks ago

I was about to hit you up on chat and mention that it was the SCOTUS nomination event.  Then I realized you were 100% right.  That's exactly what it was:  a campaign rally.

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
5.1.3  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom @5.1.2    2 weeks ago

They are all campaign rallys.

 
 
 
Gsquared
5.2  Gsquared  replied to  Kavika @5    2 weeks ago

Don't tell me that's Chris Christie's real face...

 
 
 
devangelical
5.2.1  devangelical  replied to  Gsquared @5.2    2 weeks ago

all 40 pounds of it ...

 
 
 
Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom
6  Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom    2 weeks ago

I think I love Andy Borowitz.

 
 
 
Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom
7  Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom    2 weeks ago

Sorry to break in with off topic stuff, but Trump's motorcade just drove by the people gathered outside of Walter Reed.  Holy crap, he's waving at people.  I guess he's going back to the WH.

 
 
 
devangelical
7.1  devangelical  replied to  Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom @7    2 weeks ago

too many "suckers" and "losers" were trying to get to him in walter reed and fit him with a prosthetic skull.

 
 
 
Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom
7.1.1  Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom  replied to  devangelical @7.1    2 weeks ago

He went back to his hospital suite.  It was a stupid photo op.  I'm surprised he wasn't holding up a bible.  What a jerk.

 
 
 
devangelical
7.1.2  devangelical  replied to  Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom @7.1.1    2 weeks ago

a bible would have burnt his hand off this time.

 
 
 
Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom
8  Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom    2 weeks ago

Apologies for the pointless derail, jbb.  Please delete at will.

 
 
 
Ed-NavDoc
9  Ed-NavDoc    2 weeks ago

Borowitz and the New Yorker. A blatant extreme leftist liberal reporting rag! I don't trust anything coming from them. 

 
 
 
Gsquared
9.1  Gsquared  replied to  Ed-NavDoc @9    2 weeks ago

You don't trust Borowitz but you trust the satire coming out of the White House?

 
 
 
Ed-NavDoc
9.1.1  Ed-NavDoc  replied to  Gsquared @9.1    2 weeks ago

Please tell me where I have ever said that? In point of fact, I am a right leaning conservative registered Independent who is nowhere near a Trump supporter. I am just far less of a leftist/liberal Biden/Harris supporter. 

 
 
 
JohnRussell
9.1.2  JohnRussell  replied to  Ed-NavDoc @9.1.1    2 weeks ago

Neither Joe Biden or Kamala Harris are leftists. Do you have anything else or are you just searching for a reason to vote to re-elect the worst president in American history? 

 
 
 
Ed-NavDoc
9.1.3  Ed-NavDoc  replied to  JohnRussell @9.1.2    2 weeks ago

You are entitled to your opinion as I am entitled to mine. Have a good evening Sir.

 
 
 
bbl-1
9.1.4  bbl-1  replied to  Ed-NavDoc @9.1.1    2 weeks ago

As a "right leaning conservative registered independent,"  what are the five most important goals or agendas that would seal your vote?

 
 
 
JBB
9.1.5  seeder  JBB  replied to  Ed-NavDoc @9.1.3    2 weeks ago

256

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
9.1.6  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  JBB @9.1.5    2 weeks ago

Cockwomble and shitgibbon fit Trump to a T.

 
 
 
Tessylo
9.2  Tessylo  replied to  Ed-NavDoc @9    2 weeks ago

Borowitz is satire.  [Deleted]

 
 
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