Sperm Whale Bowel Movement for the Front Page
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2921463/Poonado-moment-divers-caught-30-metre-wide-bowel-movement-sperm-whale-unleashed-rare-revolting-defence-mechanism.html
A group of divers received a revolting surprise when they were engulfed by a giant underwater poo cloud while photographing a sperm whale underwater.
Described as a 'poonado' by Canadian photographer, Keri Wilk, 30, the peculiar behaviour is thought to have been evidence of a rarely seen defence mechanism.
After spotting the aquatic mammal in waters off the small Island of Dominica, the four free divers began to take pictures as part of a government approved expedition.
But the routine dive soon took a turn for the strange when the whale began releasing wave upon wave of faecal matter right in front of their eyes.
The marine mammal managed to create a whirlwind of excrement by spinning on its side and flapping its tail.
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Click on the link. It's wonderful.
EW!
Maybe the whale was saying, "I shit on you!" Literally.
I've been imagining how wonderful that poop storm must have been for that whale. Gawd, that must have been most satisfying to do while swirling around and all that. Golly, what an experience.
Most all of us have poop rituals. Pooping through a wooden hoop seems to be one of mine and it's a ritual shared by many. Pity the folks who poop through a plastic hoop, that's just not going to satisfy the gods much.
Lamaze, hee hee. The video must be enchanting and something to be shared after the game at the "poop shower" with all the guys (similar to a bridal shower or a baby shower).
Nah, part of the ritual is polishing the hoop while chanting the poop chant I learned from the Monks from Thailand.
Sweet seed....
Yes, great instruction. Unfortunately, some never figure it out and they don't ever got the whole process down very well. They just look like they might smell.........well...........unfortunate.
ROFLOL I laughed so hard, I almost pooped my pants!!
Almost is never quite good enough, my mom always told me.
ROFL !
Oh, come on. I'm not that funny. hee hee.