New Poll Shows Trump Losing to Hunter Biden | The New Yorker
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Via: jbb • 4 years ago • 5 commentsBy: Andy Borowitz (The New Yorker)
Trump's collusion with Putin doesn't seem to be working this time!
By Andy Borowitz
October 21, 2020 Photograph by Kris Connor / Getty
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—With less than two weeks until the election, a new poll of likely voters shows Donald J. Trump losing badly to Hunter Biden.
Though Hunter Biden holds a commanding lead over Trump nationally, the poll reveals that he also trounces the President in such key swing states as Michigan, Wisconsin, and Pennsylvania.
Voters preferred Hunter Biden over Trump when asked who would do a better job of "handling the pandemic," "creating jobs," and "caring about people like me."
In the most ominous news for the President, if Hunter Biden were somehow prosecuted, convicted, and locked up, voters would still choose him over Trump by a double-digit margin.
Vlad Putin is said to not understand why the help he is giving to Trump is not working this time though Trump still leads in polling of St Petersburg, Moscow and Kiev...
This is a very funny piece, but more importantly it has more than kernel of truth.
Trump's own campaign advisers have been telling him that the Hunter Biden attacks are not working. People don't care about Hunter Biden because they know that the Trump crime family dwarfs anything Hunter Biden ever dreamed of.
Trump's days to say and do whatever he wants are coming to an end.
Life imitates satire in upside down World of Trump!
Hilarious
JBB..... You are on a roll today....!
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