"Biden Had Dead People And Space Aliens Vote," Declares Don Jr. - The Lint Screen

  

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Via:  jbb  •  3 weeks ago  •  15 comments

By:   PD Scullin (The Lint Screen)

"Biden Had Dead People And Space Aliens Vote," Declares Don Jr. - The Lint Screen
The president's son makes wild claims about Joe Biden's election cheating in an effort to boot his father out of The White House.

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The Prez's kid makes wild claims about Joe Biden's impending victory

President Donald J. Trump's firstborn son Don Jr. is known for being a straight shooter, and he has the presidential 2020 election in his crosshairs.

"That thing was a complete travesty of justice," Donald Trump Jr. told The Lint Screen. "Joe Biden is a dirty cheater. He used dead people and aliens from outer space to rig the election in his favor."

The bearded boy is steaming because his "Pops" is losing the election thanks to Biden's crooked trick of using vote counting.

"Biden has these people working in secret rooms counting votes," Junior said. "They use calculators and add numbers that make it look like he's winning. It's just not fair."

He strokes his close-cropped beard and continues ranting.

"Can you imagine? Biden dug up graves, opened coffins, and had dead people sign pre-printed ballots voting for him," Donnie boy said, shaking his head. "Then, he sent a signal into outer space and had aliens land on Earth. He gave them stacks of ballots from all 50 states-- ballots that were already filled out for Joe Biden. The aliens signed them, and Biden stuffed the ballot boxes, making it look like humans were voting for him."

The door flung open, and a manic Rudy Giuliani charged in and reported he had found another Hunter Biden laptop.

"It was in a Greyhound station in Buffalo," the wide-eyed lawyer barks. "I have evidence that Hunter Biden has been planning to rig the election for his daddy for years. He got dogs and cats to fill out ballots for Biden. He gave them delicious treats. He also had Chinese children filling out ballots for him. The whole election is a cheat!"

Don Jr. nods and smiles.

"We got him," he said, smiling. "Thanks, Rudy, for getting to the bottom of this. Given all this new evidence, we have to tell the world the truth-- Donald J. Trump has been re-elected!"

"And that's not all," Rudy said, with eyes bugging. "There is no pandemic! It's a big hoax. And even if there actually is one, it's going to disappear soon."

The two men leave the room, warriors of justice for the preservation of the American way.

All hail, "Pops"-- our glorious leader once more!


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JBB
1  seeder  JBB    3 weeks ago

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Ozzwald
1.1  Ozzwald  replied to  JBB @1    3 weeks ago

Don't forget...

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lady in black
2  lady in black    3 weeks ago

Trump family, YOU'RE FIRED....GET OUT OF OUR HOUSE

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Krishna
2.1  Krishna  replied to  lady in black @2    3 weeks ago
Biden Had Dead People And Space Aliens Vote," Declares Don Jr.

Excellent!

I voted that up 5 times! (Trump said I could do that)

Hehehe!

 
 
 
Split Personality
3  Split Personality    3 weeks ago

 
 
 
Krishna
3.1  Krishna  replied to  Split Personality @3    3 weeks ago

Turn Out The Lights (The Party's Over)

Check this out--someone here just seeded something (in the style of John Russell's "post music videos on a certain topic" seeds):

HAPPY DAYS ARE HERE AGAIN!

Please post any "Happy" videos there.

(Winners will be selected at Random-- a small town in . . . Pennsylvania!)

 
 
 
Split Personality
4  Split Personality    3 weeks ago

and tomorrow starts the same old thing again....

 
 
 
Krishna
4.1  Krishna  replied to  Split Personality @4    3 weeks ago
and tomorrow starts the same old thing again....

Actually, as annoying as their whining can be, what really worries me is that Trump and put out a very dangerous idea-- that "many people", will riot and commit other acts of violence in the Streets if he loses.

Andin his usually sleazy manner, he can never be accused of directly advocating that, but rather he just had a random thought...that it "might happen". Which of course put that idea into the minds of his sycophant supporters . . .jrSmiley_5_smiley_image.png

 
 
 
Krishna
4.1.1  Krishna  replied to  Krishna @4.1    3 weeks ago
Which of course put that idea into the minds of his sycophant supporters . . .

Many of whom just happen to be gun owners...jrSmiley_5_smiley_image.pngjrSmiley_5_smiley_image.pngjrSmiley_5_smiley_image.png

 
 
 
Split Personality
4.1.2  Split Personality  replied to  Krishna @4.1    3 weeks ago

tens of thousands of peaceful people have gathered in Philly and outside the WH

while the POTUS  golfs in Sterling VA

Its a shame this happened on a Saturday, I would love to have seen the market react in real time.

 
 
 
Krishna
4.1.3  Krishna  replied to  Split Personality @4.1.2    3 weeks ago
Its a shame this happened on a Saturday, I would love to have seen the market react in real time

If it were open,would probably still move up a bit in real time. There's a growing # of people on the Street who think Biden would definitely better for the economy than Trump.

But as time goes on and and the trump Virus keeps spreading more and more (I'm speaking of the U.S. now-- the market isn't as concerned about Virus infections in far away as it is about theU.S.)...traders are starting to temper their positivity...more and more.

There's a good chance that as happy as they with a Biden victory, they are more focused on their concerns of a what effect a rapidly spreading virus will have on the economy/

Many smart traders have begun trimming many regular stock holdings-- and quite recently have starting bidding up the "Covid Stocks" (vaccine plays, also the so-called "Stay-at-Home stocks).

Also, option premiums on selling covered calls have gone down-- a bit technical is that ... 

 
 
 
Krishna
5  Krishna    3 weeks ago

Biden Had Dead People And Space Aliens Vote," Declares Don Jr.

Well if that be the case-- let us all hail dead People and Space Aliens!!!

 
 
 
Krishna
6  Krishna    3 weeks ago

Biden Had Dead People And Space Aliens Vote," Declares Don Jr.

DEAD PEOPLE AND SPACE ALIENS-- PEACE BE UPON THEM! jrSmiley_4_smiley_image.png

 
 
 
Split Personality
7  Split Personality    3 weeks ago

The Kushners and Trumps just put Mayflower on speed jrSmiley_4_smiley_image.png dial

 
 
 
Krishna
7.1  Krishna  replied to  Split Personality @7    3 weeks ago

The Kushners and Trumps just put Mayflower on speed dial

Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk -

 
 
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