Reverend Sharpton Demands Independent Investigation!
Reverend Sharpton has demanded an independent investigation after learning that vanilla ice cream is the most popular flavor in the United States.
The reverend denounces the basis for the determination and calls it an affront to minorities and a clear misrepresentation of the facts.
The reverend vowed to investigate reports that white rice is preferred over brown rice and that white potatoes are overwhelmingly more popular than sweet potatoes or purple potatoes.
The struggle for recognition of non-white foods is a top priority for Reverend Sharpton.
More details as the story unfolds.
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Tongue in cheek? Perhaps but these could be the next inequities that Reverend Sharpton takes on as the cause of the day.
I hope just because I like chocolates syrup on my vanilla ice cream that it doesn't make me an ice cream racist....better check with JR on that one,....
No I think that would considered diversity in terms of ice cream consumption.
I guess he only eats licorice in black bean sauce.
At least the straw is multi-racial.
What's going on here? A little photo shop, I'm sure.
But why do I always get this image in my head when I think of Al Sharpton?
John
And since your opinion is valued by so many, I will give it the weight it deserves
In the words of the immortal Giles Corey: "More weight!"
pokermike
Not nearly that many rocks are required
Larry
Very interesting and funny too!
I wonder if Reverend Al will declare that the term "black ice" is racist rhetoric.....hmmm....
Yup; just as he would claim that the white snow is oppressive...
He might also point out that no one makes a big deal about cars sliding on snow or "white ice", clearly racial undertones in blaming an accident on "black ice"
And brown snow, and black snow and red snow....but he is wary of that white snow.
Everyone needs a hobby