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Reverend Sharpton Demands Independent Investigation!

  

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Via:  robert-in-ohio  •  9 years ago  •  16 comments

Reverend Sharpton Demands Independent Investigation!

Reverend Sharpton has demanded an independent investigation after learning that vanilla ice cream is the most popular flavor in the United States.

The reverend denounces the basis for the determination and calls it an affront to minorities and a clear misrepresentation of the facts.

The reverend vowed to investigate reports that white rice is preferred over brown rice and that white potatoes are overwhelmingly more popular than sweet potatoes or purple potatoes.

The struggle for recognition of non-white foods is a top priority for Reverend Sharpton.

More details as the story unfolds.


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Robert in Ohio
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link   seeder  Robert in Ohio    9 years ago

Tongue in cheek? Perhaps but these could be the next inequities that Reverend Sharpton takes on as the cause of the day.

 
 
 
LoneRanger01
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link   LoneRanger01    9 years ago

I hope just because I like chocolates syrup on my vanilla ice cream that it doesn't make me an ice cream racist....better check with JR on that one,....24.gif 24.gif 24.gif 24.gif

 
 
 
Robert in Ohio
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link   seeder  Robert in Ohio    9 years ago

No I think that would considered diversity in terms of ice cream consumption.

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Hal A. Lujah
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link   Hal A. Lujah    9 years ago
Fudge lover!
 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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link   Buzz of the Orient    9 years ago

I guess he only eats licorice in black bean sauce.

 
 
 
pokermike
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link   pokermike    9 years ago

At least the straw is multi-racial.

 
 
 
sixpick
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link   sixpick    9 years ago

What's going on here? A little photo shop, I'm sure.

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But why do I always get this image in my head when I think of Al Sharpton?

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Robert in Ohio
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link   seeder  Robert in Ohio    9 years ago

John

And since your opinion is valued by so many, I will give it the weight it deserves

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pokermike
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link   pokermike    9 years ago

And since your opinion is valued by so many, I will give it the weight it deserves

In the words of the immortal Giles Corey: "More weight!"

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Robert in Ohio
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pokermike

Not nearly that many rocks are required

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Larry Hampton
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Robert in Ohio
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Larry

Very interesting and funny too!

I wonder if Reverend Al will declare that the term "black ice" is racist rhetoric.....hmmm....

 
 
 
Larry Hampton
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link   Larry Hampton    9 years ago

Yup; just as he would claim that the white snow is oppressive...

 
 
 
Robert in Ohio
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link   seeder  Robert in Ohio    9 years ago

He might also point out that no one makes a big deal about cars sliding on snow or "white ice", clearly racial undertones in blaming an accident on "black ice"

 
 
 
Robert in Ohio
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And brown snow, and black snow and red snow....but he is wary of that white snow.

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Robert in Ohio
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Everyone needs a hobby

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