Hi, Friends! Filthy McNasty, here, with me "Potty-Cast, "LIVE from Inside Uranus!"

  

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By:  eat-the-press-do-not-read-it  •  9 months ago  •  31 comments

Hi, Friends!  Filthy McNasty, here, with me "Potty-Cast, "LIVE from Inside Uranus!"
"Don't Scratch! It interferes with the reception! " - Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo, ("Doctored")

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Fellow NewsTalkers.communist (that's what the ".com" stand fer - "communist," in case, you Blubber Heads don't know it. It is Right-Wing Code fer "commies." 

They are everywhere, even in your underwear!

My Fellow Fiends, you know that itchy, scratchy feeling you get...that ain't HEMORRHOIDS, that's our "Potty Cast," coming to you Live From Inside URANUS .

So, whatever you do, DON'T SCRATCH ! It interferes with our potty-cast. 

Today our guest is "Filthy Mc Nasty," patron saint of "filthy, dirty words," the kind of manly words that send timid prudes into an automatic intellectual tailspin, screaming like screeching Harpies, en route to HELL, or, so I am told by my sauces.

Why are some words "dirty," others, less erect, designated as "clean?" Who decides?

Where is the RULE BOOK?

Some of my most favorite "words" are denigrated, not allowed spoken in mixed company, or, in church.  Is that fair? Where in the Constitution does it say, "Thou Shall Not Say These Words?" 

What are your favorite "cursed words?"

Mine are "Poopy, Damn, Fart, Hell!" 196

After all, "a word by any other name is still a word. It does not smell like a Rose, if it isn't a rose, Darling@" - Gertrude Stein-Breath, Paris196


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Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Junior Expert
1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    9 months ago

Truth is a bitter thing to swallow, especially if one is a Right-Wing "Know It All-Know Nothing!"

 
 
 
Greg Jones
Professor Guide
1.1  Greg Jones  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @1    9 months ago

Do you spit...or swallow?

 
 
 
Thomas
Sophomore Guide
1.1.1  Thomas  replied to  Greg Jones @1.1    9 months ago

Whitesnake - Spit It Out

 
 
 
Thomas
Sophomore Guide
1.1.2  Thomas  replied to  Greg Jones @1.1    9 months ago

Or if you prefer

Rush- Stick it out

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Junior Expert
1.1.3  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Greg Jones @1.1    9 months ago

Neither, I always use a prophylactic. And, you?

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Junior Expert
1.1.4  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Thomas @1.1.1    9 months ago

Re-Puritans are SPUTTERS!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Junior Expert
1.1.5  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Thomas @1.1.2    9 months ago

Rush always swallowed.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
1.1.6  Trout Giggles  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @1.1.5    9 months ago

He always looked like a spitter to me...

...OH! You're talking about Rush the Rock Band not Rush the Rock Head!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Junior Expert
1.1.7  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Trout Giggles @1.1.6    9 months ago

Both! Nice to here from you Trout Giggles. I miss your witty comebacks.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
1.1.8  Trout Giggles  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @1.1.7    9 months ago

Thank-you. It's good to see you back in action

 
 
 
Thomas
Sophomore Guide
1.1.9  Thomas  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @1.1.5    9 months ago

Only the brownies

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Junior Expert
1.1.10  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @1.1.7    one week ago

Agh, that SHOULD READ:  "...hear from you."  My small brain and fingers are at war. I think my fingers are winning.

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
2  Kavika     9 months ago

Good old King James seemed to be swinging both ways. 

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Junior Expert
2.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Kavika @2    9 months ago

And, now every right-wing Religious Nut Rag quotes him.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Junior Expert
2.2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Kavika @2    one week ago

Historians say he did. That is why they hung him. The people wanted to party, hardy. Or, so, I am told by my "sauces," Doctors Ding-Dong & Ding-A-Ling, former Trump aides, who both got it, too.

 
 
 
JohnRussell
Professor Principal
3  JohnRussell    9 months ago

196

Thats a good one. 

Keep em coming. 

 
 
 
Veronica
Senior Expert
3.1  Veronica  replied to  JohnRussell @3    9 months ago

That is a good one - too bad some will never accept the premise.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Junior Expert
3.2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  JohnRussell @3    one week ago

If Conservatives could only read!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Junior Expert
4  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    9 months ago

Thank you, thank you. You know how needy I am.

 
 
 
Veronica
Senior Expert
5  Veronica    9 months ago

Fuck and shit - Preferably not at the same time. 

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Junior Expert
5.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Veronica @5    9 months ago

Veronica:  That is certainly good advice.

 
 
 
Wishful_thinkin
Freshman Silent
5.2  Wishful_thinkin  replied to  Veronica @5    one week ago

Well you could say "what the fuck is up with that shit."  LOL

 
 
 
CB
Professor Principal
6  CB     9 months ago

Angry MAGA Man Goes Off in Costco When Shoppers Refuse to Join His Anti-Mask Rebellion

Eat', I need your 'take' to make sense of this. What just happened?

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Junior Expert
6.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  CB @6    one week ago

Medical science has, from its discovery in 1950, been determine to force people to wear a mask.

It's an inside joke that really breaks them up!

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
Professor Guide
6.2  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  CB @6    one week ago

I went into McD's one time for a french fry fix.  Karen was in there bitching about wearing a mask claiming a medical exemption because of breathing problems.  I flat got into her face and told her I have both COPD and bronchitis and that if I can wear one for five minutes then so can she.  I told her if she can't do that use the fucking drive thru.  I owned her and she left in a huff.  The fry cook gave me a thumbs up and my small order of fries turned into a large one at no extra cost.

 
 
 
CB
Professor Principal
6.2.1  CB   replied to  Paula Bartholomew @6.2    one week ago

YUMMIES!

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Sophomore Expert
6.2.2  al Jizzerror  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @6.2    one week ago

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Thomas
Sophomore Guide
7  Thomas    9 months ago

My favorite cursed words?. Love, peace, harmony.... they seem to be out of favor at the present time. As does truth.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Junior Expert
7.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Thomas @7    one week ago

I ran into a couple of them at a bar. They were just drunk as skunks. When they sober up they will return to their jobs, provided T-Rump didn't have them assassinated. Or, so, I am told by my "sauces."

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Junior Expert
8  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    one week ago

If Conservatives could only read!

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Sophomore Expert
9  al Jizzerror    one week ago

Here are my favorite "seven words".

 
 

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