Hi, Friends! Filthy McNasty, here, with me "Potty-Cast, "LIVE from Inside Uranus!"

  

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By:  eat-the-press-do-not-read-it  •  3 weeks ago  •  20 comments

Hi, Friends!  Filthy McNasty, here, with me "Potty-Cast, "LIVE from Inside Uranus!"
"Don't Scratch! It interferes with the reception! " - Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo, ("Doctored")

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Fellow NewsTalkers.communist (that's what the ".com" stand fer - "communist," in case, you Blubber Heads don't know it. It is Right-Wing Code fer "commies." 

They are everywhere, even in your underwear!

My Fellow Fiends, you know that itchy, scratchy feeling you get...that ain't HEMROIDS, that's our "Potty Cast," coming to you Live From Inside URANUS .

So, whatever you do, DON'T SCRATCH ! It interferes with our potty-cast. 

Today our guest is "Filthy McNasty," patron saint of "filthy, dirty words," the kind of manly words that send timid prudes into an automatic intellectual tailspin, screaming like screeching Harpies, en route to HELL, or, so I am told by my sauces.

Why are some words "dirty," others, less erect, designated as "clean?" Who decides?

Where is the RULE BOOK?

Some of my most favorite "words" are denigrated, not allowed spoken in mixed company, or, in church.  Is that fair? Where in the Constitution does it say, "Thou Shall Not Say These Words?" 

What are your favorite "cursed words?"

Mine are "Poopy, Damn, Fart, Hell!" 196

After all, "a word by any other name is still a word. It does not smell like a Rose, if it isn't a rose, Darling@" - Gertrude Stein-Breath, Paris196


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Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Junior Expert
1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    3 weeks ago

Truth is a bitter thing to swallow, especially if one is a Right-Wing "Know It All-Know Nothing!"

 
 
 
Greg Jones
Masters Guide
1.1  Greg Jones  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @1    3 weeks ago

Do you spit...or swallow?

 
 
 
Thomas
Freshman Guide
1.1.1  Thomas  replied to  Greg Jones @1.1    3 weeks ago

Whitesnake - Spit It Out

 
 
 
Thomas
Freshman Guide
1.1.2  Thomas  replied to  Greg Jones @1.1    3 weeks ago

Or if you prefer

Rush- Stick it out

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Junior Expert
1.1.3  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Greg Jones @1.1    2 weeks ago

Neither, I always use a prophylactic. And, you?

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Junior Expert
1.1.4  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Thomas @1.1.1    2 weeks ago

Re-Puritans are SPUTTERS!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Junior Expert
1.1.5  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Thomas @1.1.2    2 weeks ago

Rush always swallowed.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
1.1.6  Trout Giggles  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @1.1.5    2 weeks ago

He always looked like a spitter to me...

...OH! You're talking about Rush the Rock Band not Rush the Rock Head!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Junior Expert
1.1.7  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Trout Giggles @1.1.6    2 weeks ago

Both! Nice to here from you Trout Giggles. I miss your witty comebacks.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
1.1.8  Trout Giggles  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @1.1.7    2 weeks ago

Thank-you. It's good to see you back in action

 
 
 
Thomas
Freshman Guide
1.1.9  Thomas  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @1.1.5    2 weeks ago

Only the brownies

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
2  Kavika     3 weeks ago

Good old King James seemed to be swinging both ways. 

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Junior Expert
2.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Kavika @2    2 weeks ago

And, now every right-wing Religious Nut Rag quotes him.

 
 
 
JohnRussell
Professor Principal
3  JohnRussell    2 weeks ago

196

Thats a good one. 

Keep em coming. 

 
 
 
Veronica
Junior Guide
3.1  Veronica  replied to  JohnRussell @3    2 weeks ago

That is a good one - too bad some will never accept the premise.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Junior Expert
4  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    2 weeks ago

Thank you, thank you. You know how needy I am.

 
 
 
Veronica
Junior Guide
5  Veronica    2 weeks ago

Fuck and shit - Preferably not at the same time. 

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Junior Expert
5.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Veronica @5    2 weeks ago

Veronica:  That is certainly good advice.

 
 
 
CB
Professor Principal
6  CB     2 weeks ago

Angry MAGA Man Goes Off in Costco When Shoppers Refuse to Join His Anti-Mask Rebellion

Eat', I need your 'take' to make sense of this. What just happened?

 
 
 
Thomas
Freshman Guide
7  Thomas    2 weeks ago

My favorite cursed words?. Love, peace, harmony.... they seem to be out of favor at the present time. As does truth.

 
 
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