Basking In The Glory Of Simone Biles, Yet Again


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Via:  thrawn-31  •  3 weeks ago  •  6 comments

Basking In The Glory Of Simone Biles, Yet Again
Here’s the problem with writing about Simone Biles. At some point, you start to run out of superlatives.

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“This is becoming routine for Biles: Another competition, another record obliterated.” 


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Thrawn 31
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1  seeder  Thrawn 31    3 weeks ago

Excited to see what she does in the Olympics.

Paula Bartholomew
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1.1  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  Thrawn 31 @1    3 weeks ago

She is going to kick ass.

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2  Kavika     3 weeks ago

What an absolutely fantastic athlete, nothing she does surprises me any longer.

Thrawn 31
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2.1  seeder  Thrawn 31  replied to  Kavika @2    3 weeks ago

Definitely the gymnastics GOAT, the back of her leotard is 100% appropriate and a mere statement of fact at this point.

Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom
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3  Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom    3 weeks ago

Thrawn 31
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4  seeder  Thrawn 31    3 weeks ago

My girls have been in gymnastics for about a month and on day 2 of their practice, watching what the more advanced girls were doing, I had a realization. Gymnastics is the only sport where you HAVE to start them young. Because once you reach a certain age a) your muscles and joints just won't be on board, and b) your brain sees what they do and says "fuck that, never gonna happen in a million years." 

When you are a young kid you do that kind of shit because why the hell not? I bet I can get more air than you! The concept of death, the idea that it could all go horribly wrong, hasn't really sunk in as a reality for you yet and by the time you are and adult, you have been doing it so long that it is second nature and no bigger a deal than taking a shit.


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