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Christian Pornographer Refuses To Film Sex Tape For Gay Couple

  

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Via:  jbb  •  3 years ago  •  19 comments

By:   The Onion

Christian Pornographer Refuses To Film Sex Tape For Gay Couple
ATLANTA—Saying it would violate his deeply held religious beliefs, area pornographer Chet Kirkendall, a 57-year-old Christian who frequently films explicit amateur videos for his clients, confirmed Friday he had denied service to a gay male couple that wished to hire him to direct their sex tape. "I've been in this…

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8/03/18 10:45AM

ATLANTA—Saying it would violate his deeply held religious beliefs, area pornographer Chet Kirkendall, a 57-year-old Christian who frequently films explicit amateur videos for his clients, confirmed Friday he had denied service to a gay male couple that wished to hire him to direct their sex tape. "I've been in this business 25 years, and I strongly believe rim jobs, facials, and other hardcore sex acts should only take place between one man and one woman, or one man and two women, or in some cases five men taking turns with one woman—but never two men," said Kirkendall, who told reporters that after a career directing hundreds of gang bangs, scenes of "barely legal" teenagers, and a variety of stepmother-themed material, he wasn't about to violate his traditional Christian values by filming man-on-man action. "I take my work very seriously and am always proud to capture on video the sacred union of a man thrusting deep inside a woman and then cumming on her tits, or sometimes her face. God condones such sucking and fucking, but in His eyes, filming homosexual men bringing each other to orgasm through anal sex or vigorous fisting would be an abomination. It's right there in the Book of Leviticus." Asked whether he also would have denied service to a lesbian couple, Kirkendall refused to give a definitive answer, saying it might be permissible to accept such a job "as long as it was two hot chicks."


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JBB
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1  seeder  JBB    3 years ago

original

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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1.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  JBB @1    3 years ago

I like that sign

 
 
 
Gordy327
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1.1.1  Gordy327  replied to  Trout Giggles @1.1    3 years ago

I like it too. That's a great advertisement for the neighborhood. I'll bet the summer block parties are awesone.

 
 
 
Ender
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2  Ender    3 years ago

Man he looks like a major creep.

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
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2.1  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  Ender @2    3 years ago

He is totally creepy looking.  I would not even let him tape my cats having sex.

 
 
 
Ender
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3  Ender    3 years ago

So Xtian values are now gangbangs...

 
 
 
Just Jim NC TttH
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4  Just Jim NC TttH    3 years ago

Ummm. This "story" is from The Onion..............and right up there with Babylon Bee.

It's satire...........not to mention almost three years old LOL

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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4.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  Just Jim NC TttH @4    3 years ago

Yeah...pretty sure most of us figured that out. But it's good to bring some sarcasm and satire in between the political strife. And what makes better theater than a Christian pornographer!

 
 
 
Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom
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4.2  Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom  replied to  Just Jim NC TttH @4    3 years ago
It's satire.

No shit?

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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4.2.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom @4.2    3 years ago

It says so in the tags....

 
 
 
JohnRussell
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5  JohnRussell    3 years ago

Christian Pornographer

wouldnt that be an oxymoron ? 

 
 
 
CB
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5.1  CB  replied to  JohnRussell @5    3 years ago

Certainly. Wait, this is satire?

 
 
 
Thrawn 31
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6  Thrawn 31    3 years ago

Lol, it may be satire but it is a perfect example of Christianity.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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8  Trout Giggles    3 years ago

Gotta love it. No man on man action but lesbian porn is my best selling stuff!

 
 
 
Ender
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8.1  Ender  replied to  Trout Giggles @8    3 years ago

What cracks me up is saying no man on man action yet having twenty naked aroused guys all taking turns and watching each other is fine.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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8.1.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  Ender @8.1    3 years ago

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CB
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9  CB    3 years ago

Oh brother.         Dirty Boy. jrSmiley_10_smiley_image.gif

 
 
 
Hal A. Lujah
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10  Hal A. Lujah    3 years ago

Remember when satire used to be obvious?  While the subjects of satire haven’t gotten any more outlandish, right wing ideology has - making it more difficult to discern between the two.

 
 

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