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I Was a Teenage Communist!

  

Category:  News & Politics

Via:  krishna  •  3 years ago  •  27 comments

By:   SCTV

I Was a Teenage Communist!
. . . but for all you young people out there there's still a chance to stop the spreading of the evil spectre of Communism.

(Photo credit: Tom Cowell)

I would like to dedicate the seeding of this fine film to all those wonderful folks over at Fox News who are valiantly warning us of...the true & present danger of Communism . . .in these perilous times in which we live!!


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SCTV - I Was a Teenage Communist




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Krishna
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1  seeder  Krishna    3 years ago

Warning: I've seen a lot of really lousy movies in my life, but this is beyond a doubt one of the absolute worst!

However, it does contain a vital message for all true patriots that is even more relevant today.

(Especially for people who love Fox news and other assorted fans of former president Trump).

If you can't bear watching the whole thing, fast forward to the part toward the end (at about 12:18) to catch the vital message for all true American Patriots!

 
 
 
Krishna
Professor Expert
1.1  seeder  Krishna  replied to  Krishna @1    3 years ago
However, it does contain a vital message for all true patriots that is even more relevant today.

Yes, its satire!

(Or is it?)

 
 
 
Hallux
Professor Principal
1.1.1  Hallux  replied to  Krishna @1.1    3 years ago

Bald guy with the beard looks familiar ... a John Durham lookalike ... ?

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
1.1.2  Kavika   replied to  Hallux @1.1.1    3 years ago

I think you're right.

 
 
 
Hallux
Professor Principal
1.2  Hallux  replied to  Krishna @1    3 years ago

If I might add to that warning:

Viewer discretion advised - cigarette smoking!

 
 
 
Hallux
Professor Principal
2  Hallux    3 years ago

I was a commie once for about 5 minutes in the 1960s, but the commie gal who I was trying to pick up just pointed to me and shrieked 'Monarchist'! It was really hard to get laid back then.

 
 
 
Krishna
Professor Expert
2.1  seeder  Krishna  replied to  Hallux @2    3 years ago

I was a commie once for about 5 minutes in the 1960s, but the commie gal who I was trying to pick up just pointed to me and shrieked 'Monarchist'! It was really hard to get laid back then.

I've had similar experiences!

(Many, lol)

Until I found out the secret-- to succeed you not only had to be a Commie, but also had to be a hippie (meaning just dress like one, have really long hair, use words like "groovy" a lot, etc)

Oh-- and do a lot of drugs. Smoking Pot was good...dropping Acid even better!

Another useful tactic-- carrying  around a copy of Ginsberg's Howl in your pocket.

 
 
 
Hallux
Professor Principal
2.1.1  Hallux  replied to  Krishna @2.1    3 years ago

Living in Montreal you had to carry around Camus's L’Étranger or if you wandered into an English neighborhood Kerouac's On the Road.

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
2.1.2  Kavika   replied to  Hallux @2.1.1    3 years ago

Perfect...LOL

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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2.2  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Hallux @2    3 years ago

Thanks for starting my day with the biggest laugh out loud I've had for a while.

 
 
 
Hallux
Professor Principal
2.2.1  Hallux  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @2.2    3 years ago

You are a tough one!

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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2.2.2  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Hallux @2.2.1    3 years ago

Actually I was laughing at  your problem with getting laid - I couldn't open your SCTV post.  But being scared of Communism is laughable in my opinion as well.  However, it works well for American officials who are in a position to milk the American taxpayers with "The SCARE".

 
 
 
Krishna
Professor Expert
3  seeder  Krishna    3 years ago

Of course there's no need to worry-- because help is on the way!

After Dark 3.2 Screen-saver: Flying Toaster Song

 
 
 
Krishna
Professor Expert
3.1  seeder  Krishna  replied to  Krishna @3    3 years ago
Of course there's no need to worry-- because help is on the way!

(I'm referring, of course, to the fact that its almost August-- and everyone knows that former president and "still a grifter" Donald Trump will be "Reinstated" in August!

(So fear not all ye patriotic Americans and Trump sycophants).

 
 
 
Kavika
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3.1.1  Kavika   replied to  Krishna @3.1    3 years ago

Free pillows for everyone.

 
 
 
Krishna
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3.1.2  seeder  Krishna  replied to  Kavika @3.1.1    3 years ago
Free pillows for everyone.

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JohnRussell
Professor Principal
4  JohnRussell    3 years ago

I gave this a thumbs up just because I liked the title. 

 
 
 
Trotsky's Spectre
Freshman Silent
5  Trotsky's Spectre    3 years ago

Tragically, this is the level on which socialism is addressed today. The fear tactics [the enemy lurking around the corner] has lost no relevance. And the Lenin look-alike? Oh PLEEASE!

Not a word about social class or class struggle. I gather this flick was produced in the US ...

 
 
 
Krishna
Professor Expert
5.1  seeder  Krishna  replied to  Trotsky's Spectre @5    3 years ago

Tragically, this is the level on which socialism is addressed today. The fear tactics [the enemy lurking around the corner] has lost no relevance. And the Lenin look-alike? Oh PLEEASE!

Not a word about social class or class struggle. I gather this flick was produced in the US ...

Agreed...too many Muggles!

(But then there's this):

 
 
 
Hallux
Professor Principal
5.2  Hallux  replied to  Trotsky's Spectre @5    3 years ago
And the Lenin look-alike?

Maybe the director of the skit was an Andy Warhol fan.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
5.3  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Trotsky's Spectre @5    3 years ago

800

 
 
 
Krishna
Professor Expert
5.3.1  seeder  Krishna  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @5.3    3 years ago

Those poor creatures...maybe there's been too much emphasis on (allegedly) trying to drain all those swamps?

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
5.3.2  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Krishna @5.3.1    3 years ago

No, no, SAVE THE OKEFENOKEE.

 
 
 
Krishna
Professor Expert
5.4  seeder  Krishna  replied to  Trotsky's Spectre @5    3 years ago
Not a word about social class or class struggle.

Well, you know what they say:

The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggles

 
 
 
Ender
Professor Principal
6  Ender    3 years ago

Commonism...Haha

 
 
 
MonsterMash
Sophomore Quiet
7  MonsterMash    3 years ago

Too bad Russ Reilly was a low down dirty commie he could have been bigger than Elvis.

 
 
 
Ender
Professor Principal
7.1  Ender  replied to  MonsterMash @7    3 years ago

I was trying to figure out who that was. I couldn't place him.

 
 

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