50 Americans Summarize Their Home State In One Perfectly Sarcastic Sentence
Every New Year should start with a laugh so.....
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Oh geez . Really funny . I don't think Dowser will appreciate the one for her state {grins} .
I am reminded of the closing line that Mort Sahl used to end his comedy routine :
Is there anyone I haven't offended ?
Florida....God's waiting room.
NY...Where JIP's live
CA. The only houses under a $million are on fire.
You've got that one wrong. It is for one city in FLA , not the entire state .
I don't think so petey....FL has more retirement communities than any other state.
MN...Summer is a Tuesday afternoon in August.
ND...Home of the ''flat earth society''.
Brilliant!
LOL! Thankful TN is about fat "dudes" and not dudettes! Little worried about hubby though, should we install grab bars????
The preferred term is "love handles"...
LOL....These are GREAT!! Thanks for the morning laugh!!!
So true about Illinois!!
My favorites are NY, Kentucky and Mass. Oh so true, yet funny...
Although the Penn was pretty funny, too!
Yup! I be a proud JIP. Nothing says happiness like belonging to two minority groups.
Our ten trillion mosquitos have flown south for the winter. Bastards.
Fun article!
:~)
Those skeeters came to FLA instead . Bastards indeed !
On behalf of the great state of Minnesota, I hereby grant all the skeeters in perpetuity,to you Petey, and the great state of Florida. Never say I never gave ya anything!
;^)
Tell ya what ... If you accept our pythons we'll call it even :
And you can have the cop too ...
Poor New Mexico. The above could be true. Unfortunately.
ahem...I have lived in Illinois all of my life,and I can not deny that this State has major corruption issues...and always have.
on...n ot to worry, no offense at all....
And now Illinois has come up with a law where employees can't ask you if you are a citizen or have a criminal record starting this year.
Uh....fuk dat shit. Offer rescinded.
Now, now... let's keep this fun and good natured.
OK , make it 2 cops ... {evil grin }
Kind of keeps the noise down, yea?
AZ - fastest growing population of illegal aliens
This is just too cute!
I would dispute the 15 last names in Kentucky part, but can't, really... Since my family has lived here for 200 years, I DO feel that we're related to everyone that is native, somehow!
What was it that wonderful comedian said? You MIGHT be a redneck if you go to a family wedding to meet women? I'd say that you're a redneck from KY...
That sounds dirty, Blue!
Weddings as dating venues? Who had thunk it?
My daughters actually hooked me up with this. I thought it was a blast and had to share.
Oh my, where to begin.
Why doesn't Texas slide into the Gulf of Mexico?
Because Oklahoma sucks.
Georgia and Mississippi have good boiled peanuts though.
Good article.
If the truth be told, ...only old people and their parents live in Florida....
It is truly funny!!!
And yes, I keep up with 4th cousins, twice removed...
You should stop at once removed ...
Oh no! I'd miss out on all kinds of neat people!