Political Party That Encouraged People To Commit Crimes Surprised At All The People Committing Crimes
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U.S.—As violent crime has skyrocketed to historically high levels, particularly in democrat-run cities, democratic leaders expressed shock and dismay at the rampant crime they have openly, blatantly, and very specifically promoted.
“There is an attitude of lawlessness in our country that springs from I don’t know where,” said Nancy Pelosi after 18 months supporting local and state campaigns to pull hundreds of millions of dollars from funding police departments, while also urging officials to pardon violent criminals. “We are investigating possible causes, such as irresponsible retail owners displaying products that people want, or reckless republicans legalizing crowbars.”
San Francisco mayor London Breed courageously pledged to fund more policing less than one year after pulling $120 million from the city’s police department, promising to fire the person responsible for creating a city of unmitigated crime.
When speaking of the skyrocketing rise in crime rocking Minnesota just months after pushing to decimate the police force, Ilhan Omar stated, “The blame for rampant crime sprees lies with the state’s 17 remaining police officers who are obviously not fulfilling their oath to protect and serve.”
Rashida Tlaib could not be reached for comment regarding the deadly results of her calls for violence in the name of racial equity, as well as her campaign to defund local police departments, because she was surrounded by a phalanx of private security professionals.
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Amazing, isn't it?
Now, the far left loons, [deleted,] are getting pissed that many of the far left mayors are seeing the err of their ways and reinstating funds.
You will soon see the loon left eat their own by calling for the outing of their loon left mayors because they are not loon left enough.
This is satire.
Satire is supposed to be funny.
Fail
Yes, this is..... wait hang on a sec
Yes, this is political satire. I wouldn't think that a partisan that identifies with the target of the satire would find it funny. Personally, I find it funny.
Much funnier things come out of the Onion which compared to the BEE...
well it just isn't fair to compare it to the BEE.
The Onion publishes balanced news, sports and entertainment
slipping in an occasionally delicious bit of satire that fools a few people for a few minutes.
The Bee has declined into a christian (sic) conservative drum beat of one sided ridicule
of politics and politicians. Predictable thoughtless, unChristian like drivel.
Sometimes funny, but not enough to publish daily.
Sorry neighbor.
No need to apologize for expressing your opinion neighbor. As I mentioned, I find it funny. I would suggest that those who find my seeds not quite to par simply move on.
It's hilarious!
And high time for those who don't like to move on.
Before I do that, I will leave you with an actually funny Bee article.
Actual Christian satire.
Episcopalians Permanently Switch To Cardboard Parishioners | The Babylon Bee
Good Night or morning whatever.
Hoo fucking Rah!
I think that it is great satire…
It's what right wing conservatives often do, put words in others mouths and then call it "satire" because they can't actually back up their bogus claim with any facts, just assumption and conjecture and then act shocked that anyone would take their bogus claims as anything but a joke. Like any low IQ school yard bully their excuse always becomes "What's your problem? Can't you take a joke?"... The bully can never understand the fact that they're not being funny, they're just being a lying asshole.
Here's a headline that is just as accurate as the headline above:
"Republican Party That Encouraged Rural Conservatives To Fuck Sheep Surprised At All The Rural Conservatives Fucking Sheep".
Goodness! Has there been an outbreak of that? If not, then I'm not sure that headline would be just as accurate. Are you?
The bullshit in the above headline making it patently false is that Democrats have NOT encouraged people to commit crimes. That's why they had to post this under satire when they say in the seed "democratic leaders expressed shock and dismay at the rampant crime they have openly, blatantly, and very specifically promoted". Because they know that is a blatant lie they claim it's "just a joke" same as my headline comparison. Sure, there are rural folk getting caught fucking sheep, but I've never heard the Republican party encouraging it thus it's just a harmless joke, right?
The low IQ belongs to people only able to laugh at humor that agrees with their politics and who attempt to bully all others out of existence.
Those people are the worst kind of morons.
Democrats in denial on crime (washingtonexaminer.com)
Newsom, Democrats Finally Waking Up to How Their ‘Criminal First’ Agenda is Bad for California (eastcountytoday.net)
10 Times Democrats Urged Violence Against Trump And His Supporters (thefederalist.com)
If it's actual comedy then I don't care which side of the political divide it lands on. The BabylonBee is notorious for simply sticking words in the mouths of those they disagree with and then calling that "funny" when in actuality its just poorly concealed partisan anti-liberal rhetoric. It's saying out loud what many right wing conservative Christians are thinking even though they don't have any actual evidence of their claims, which of course the Bee provides by voicing their partisan lies and getting their readers to nod in agreement saying "Well, that's what Democrats would have said!" which doesn't fall on their ears as satire but as a validation of their wild conspiracy theories and devilish perception they have of their political opponents. Clearly comment 2 proves my point.
If these were just more of the many pointless conservative memes or political cartoons at least they are easily recognizable as attempts to be funny. The Bee mimics a media outlet and while, with tongue in cheek, put some clearly outrageous articles that are obviously meant to be satire, but at the same time post shit like this which without a careful examination looks like any other right wing media article which if not on the Bee website would be easily believed by right wing conspiracy theories. One might wonder if it wasn't some right wing supposed satire bit that started the whole "Democrats have child sex slave dungeons under pizza parlors" rumor that had a right wing conservative busting in the door of a pizza parlor opening fire with his assault rifle.
This isn't really satire for many right wing conservatives, it's a validation of their baseless beliefs and plays into their high susceptibility to conspiracy theories and other right wing fantasies.
" a survey conducted by Citizen Data found that 62 percent of conservatives believe in at least one core conspiracy theory born from the (Qanon) movement ."
I see very little difference between the BabylonBee's "satire" and the widespread Qanon conspiracy theories, they're both right wing conservative fantasy fan fiction.
But it is an indisputable fact that Democrats have gone soft on crime.
Look at the bail policies.
Look at the raising of what passes for a felony on some places now.
Look at the actual crime numbers, especially violent crimes in larger cities.
BTW, the article IS satire, whether liberals like it or can even recognize it as such.
It's sad that this even has to be said.
So, it's a democrat-run city - like he said. You might want to try Bambi.
Well, nice to see you actually read part of the seed.
A first?
It's bullshit. Bullshit. All bullshit, I tell ya.
... and she was attacked because she was Gay.
C'mon man, everyone knows criminals are all-inclusive....
In this case the satire is so believable because when it comes to that political party and it’s elected members it is 100% true!
Ilhan Omar stated, “The blame for rampant crime sprees lies with the state’s 17 remaining police officers who are obviously not fulfilling their oath to protect and serve.”
She's probably mad she didn't think to say that yet.
Because 16 or those 17 were arrested at the insurrection last January?
What insurrection?
Back to attacking cops, huh? I guess it was nice those few months were liberals pretended to be outraged that cops were hurt because they could exploit it politically. Since the lie about a cop being murdered at the Jan 6th riot fell out of the headlines, it's been back to the 2020 attitude of disdain, when hundreds of cops were injured and so many liberals celebrated.
Wow....
Tell you what, I will admit to attacking cops when you show me a state in this country that only has 17 police officers. Since that is what we are talking about, a state that has only 17 remaining police officers.
Isn't it rather amazing how worked up people will get over a satire piece???
Beyond amazing. Some people need a life.......................
Have you noticed that the same people always come onto these satire seeds whining that it isn't satire because they don't like the article?
It certainly seems to trigger some, doesn't it?
Yeah I have noticed that.
Perfect!
Perhaps instead of attempting to define what exactly triggers them, wouldn't it be far easier to determine what DOESN'T trigger them?
Surely the list would be miles longer!
Maybe...or perhaps they're triggered more than they're not.
Agreed, it is sad. I asked Sean a simple question about his fictional, satirical, state, and he gets all triggered on me.
Well, SOMEone is certainly appearing to be triggered!
“…and he gets all triggered on me.”
Is this where you roll over and play victim?
Learned it from the best....thanks for the lessons.
Looks like he is saying yes, he is a victim.
As geez, “I’m rubber, you’re glue…”.
Timely
Sorry. I didn't look. Ya had me beat by an hour