“Everything is broken so lets make it worse” vs “Everything is perfect so let’s fix nothing”
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Man caught stealing eggs from Loblaws charged with theft over $5,000
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Having Maxed Out Taxes On California Residents, Newsom Proposes New Tax On Florida Residents
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Ukraine begs Canada not to donate Canadian military tanks
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Groundbreaking animal mind-reading study reveals ‘nothing interesting’
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White House Proudly Hangs '1 Day Without Classified Documents Discovered At President's House' Sign
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Danielle Smith warns that Justin Trudeau’s reckless politics will get 400 million Albertans fired
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Canadian Gangsters finding it difficult to suffocate people with reusable bag
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Ford unsure if he should sell Ontario healthcare system to Loblaws, Tim Hortons, or Nestlé
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Yet Another Stash Of Classified Documents Discovered During Biden's Colonoscopy
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Biden Says He Is Unaware Of Any Classified Docs, Or Who He Is, Or Why He's Sitting In This Oval-Shaped Office
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Marjorie Taylor Greene cuts ties with Dre after being told he’s a doctor
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Study Finds Despite Campaign Promises, Malarkey Has Increased 376% Under Biden
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Following Speaker victory, Kevin McCarthy confident it will be “smooth sailing from here”
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Biden Declares The Southern Border As Secure As America's Elections
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Trump sues far-right Brazilian protestors for trademark infringement
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After 15 Grueling House Speaker Votes, America's Long National Nightmare Can Finally Begin
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AOC Asks Why We Need A House Speaker Since Everyone Already Has Headphones
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Clowns Debate Who Will Be Elected Next King Of The Clowns
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Small-dicked man still manages to fuck himself
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Oh No! Scientists Determine We're Actually Headed For An Ice Age And We Have To Pump As Much CO2 As Possible Into The Atmosphere Or We're All Gonna Die
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Journalists Call For Some Sort Of Constitutional Amendment That Would Protect Free Speech
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DOJ Arrests Sam Bankman-Fried For Running Out Of Bribery Money
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Disinformation Down 92% As NYT Writers Go On Strike
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