Ottawa Protestor Trampled to death by Officers Standing at Attention.
Ear witnesses claim the man’s last words were “Don’t dox me bro!”
‘Reporters’ from The Rebel claimed the man was about to give birth and demanded the government replace the Terry Fox memorial with his frozen effigy and include a plaque with the words; Blue Lives No Longer Matter.
His wife, Jason, has indicated that she will arrive in Ottawa sometime in the Fall to claim his boots. “I am going to call them both Jack”, she said.
Everyone gets to write the 'news' ... or be the 'news'. Freedom!
Gotta love the ''jack boots''
Also heard on the protest line: don’t worry bros, my horse will trample you just a little bit eh.
Back-bacon anyone?
Ah yes, The Little Old Lady, Her Stroller and a Horse ... a cautionary tale soon to be illustrated by Branco. How did the story go? First she died, then she had a dislocated arm and finally, oh horror of horrors, she is being forced to eat hospital Jello by jack-booted nurses.
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Gotta lurv the right's mentality that unquestioningly bought into the story.
.......like many of our friends on the left that bought the horse stories on the border. So caring ... so compassionate.....
Yeehaw! Round them doggies up .....
After reading the title, I was going wtf until I read this... the man was about to give birth.
Yeah, me too. When I first saw title, which was oxymoronic, on the Home (Front) Page and saw it categorized as News & Politics I couldn't understand it either until I started reading it. I think the category should have been The Light Side / Humor.
Rumor is that it wasn't the LEO's that trampled Jack but a Canadian Moose named Bullwinkle.
No, no. Boris and Natasha were spreading that rumor, trying to stir up the crowd against moose and squirrel.
Damn, you can't trust those Ruskies.
Better add beaver - it's Canada.
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